Support NeoGAF

[Boombox On]

Morning y'all

 

[Storm Chamber]

So Date went well, like really really really well

So, how was the pussy?

 

[Secret Fawful]

Why did I begin my morning by watching a video about the Dyatlov Pass incident? Now I'm sitting here in broad daylight, in my house surrounded by family, scurred out of my wits.

 

[BigDes]

Why did I begin my morning by watching a video about the Dyatlov Pass incident? Now I'm sitting here in broad daylight, in my house surrounded by family, scurred out of my wits.

It's ok, it was probably just a weird combination of weather and snow madness and not whatever it was that just scraped its claws across your window.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why did I begin my morning by watching a video about the Dyatlov Pass incident? Now I'm sitting here in broad daylight, in my house surrounded by family, scurred out of my wits.

Yeti are real breh

 

[Zekes!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215253837&postcount=686

We're experiencing that "good" oppression.

throw tantrums on the internet yo

 

[User 73706]

I'm a bit freaked out so i need some help. ive been using this gay dating app called jack'd. i use an alias on the app, however there is this one dude who as been hitting me up. not my type but i was reply with a hi or if he ask me how i am i doing i usually say ok. its been off and on like this for a few weeks, until today. I updated my facebook after seeing kubo and usually on the facebook they have a row of potential people you might know and low and behold the guy from jack's was on the list. I dont even use my real face pic on facebook. so i dont know how the heck he got on my facebook.

Does he have his jack'd account linked to his fb the way you can do it with grindr? I've had similar stuff happen before, it's because of how cookies / etc. are handled on your (or his) phone.

 

[harSon]

So Date went well, like really really really well

Good shit young blood!

Mine was depressing as fuck. For some reason, we both got super emotional after drinking and just opened up to each other. I've never cried with someone on a first date before Lol

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Good shit young blood!

Mine was depressing as fuck. For some reason, we both got super emotional after drinking and just opened up to each other. I've never cried with someone on a first date before Lol

So you hit it crying?

 

[harSon]

So you hit it crying?

No... after drinking we just talked on a bench for hours in downtown Santa Cruz. I generally shield myself off emotionally, even when drunk, so I'm not sure what happened. I straight up spilled my guts, as did she... which is dope I guess but really fucking weird for a first date.

 

[Secret Fawful]

It's just too easy anymore. The Catholic church would nominate HarSon the patron saint of the ain't shit.

Edit: Oh nevermind That's fairly normal and cool. You got off this time, HarSon. I am altering this post. Pray I do not alter it any further.

 

[Zekes!]

No... after drinking we just talked on a bench for hours in downtown Santa Cruz. I generally shield myself off emotionally, even when drunk, so I'm not sure what happened. I straight up spilled my guts, as did she... which is dope I guess but really fucking weird for a first date.

Sounds like a date you need to write an R&B ballad about

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Sounds like a date you need to write an R&B ballad about

Al B Sure to do that.

😜

 

[Malyse]

No... after drinking we just talked on a bench for hours in downtown Santa Cruz. I generally shield myself off emotionally, even when drunk, so I'm not sure what happened. I straight up spilled my guts, as did she... which is dope I guess but really fucking weird for a first date.

I hope you were using an assumed name or something so the police can't track you down. I can only imagine what depavity that poor woman was made privy to. 😶

 

[Secret Fawful]

I hope you were using an assumed name or something so the police can't track you down. I can only imagine what depavity that poor woman was made privy to. 😶

 

[D i Z]

Good morrow BCT.

 

[FeenixRising]

No... after drinking we just talked on a bench for hours in downtown Santa Cruz. I generally shield myself off emotionally, even when drunk, so I'm not sure what happened. I straight up spilled my guts, as did she... which is dope I guess but really fucking weird for a first date.

The walking Drake record ladies and gents.

 

[Zekes!]

The walking Drake record ladies and gents.

Actually, this is pretty accurate

 

[Shy]

Morning..

Good morrow BCT.

Morning.

 

[FeenixRising]

Morning.

Allo Shy!

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Morning.

Shy guy!!

 

[Shy]

Allo Shy!

Shy guy!!

You guys are too kind.

 

[LionPride]

Good shit young blood!

Mine was depressing as fuck. For some reason, we both got super emotional after drinking and just opened up to each other. I've never cried with someone on a first date before Lol

God damn yo

So, how was the pussy?

Ah not on the first date, plus she's gone through some things in the past so gonna probably wait on that but she's a girl most definitely worth waiting for.

My mom did throw shade tho when I walked in

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Latinos keep thinking I'm Afro Latino.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

Latinos keep thinking I'm Afro Latino.

I've gotten Brazilian, Mexican, and blasian from people who are those nationalities. I'm just a regular light skinned dude. I guess my hair being buzzed makes it kinda hard to guess what it looks like longer I guess

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

I've gotten Brazilian, Mexican, and blasian from people who are those nationalities. I'm just a regular light skinned dude. I guess my hair being buzzed makes it kinda hard to guess what it looks like longer I guess

Has nothing to do with my looks because I'm medium skinned. They keep thinking I'm latina because of my accent and the fact I speak rudimentary Spanish.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

Has nothing to do with my looks because I'm medium skinned. They keep thinking I'm latina because of my accent and the fact I speak rudimentary Spanish.

Where is your accent actually from?

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Where is your accent actually from?

I'm from east Texas but temporarily lived in central Florida, New York City, and California. I had Mexican friends growing up and a lot of the Latino's treat me like this honorary Latino. It's weird. Like, lady at work was passing out chips and only offered some to her Latina friends.....and me of course. I never know why.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

I'm from east Texas but temporarily lived in central Florida, New York City, and California. I had Mexican friends growing up and a lot of the Latino's treat me like this honorary Latino. It's weird. Like, lady at work was passing out chips and only offered some to her Latina friends.....and me of course. I never know why.

Well I've also see that happen when everyone else around is non black or Hispanic

 

[Malyse]

https://vine.co/audiotracks/1261851327961673728

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

I'm from east Texas but temporarily lived in central Florida, New York City, and California. I had Mexican friends growing up and a lot of the Latino's treat me like this honorary Latino. It's weird. Like, lady at work was passing out chips and only offered some to her Latina friends.....and me of course. I never know why.

Just from a southern accent? Huh.

Oh shit, looks like Sub-Zero's back. I haven't seen his ass in a minute!

 

[FeenixRising]

You guys are too kind.

How are you buddy?

 

[Kreed]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=215244396#post215244396

Hydra out to play today. Seems we even had one in here..

smh, Our fan club is still playing Laughing while Jado in 2016. I blame No Man's Sky.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is there a scarier feeling than when you can't find your wallet

 

[Mizerman]

Is there a scarier feeling than when you can't find your wallet

That happened to me once.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Is there a scarier feeling than when you can't find your wallet

If a black woman hits on me instead of her token white friend?

 

[Crocodile]

Get you a white woman breh

Treat yo self

I dunno why but this got me to spit up water all over my computer

I love her

I love her too <3

Spoiler

Who is this?

I swear my thirst levels are reaching dangerous levels though. I need to finish my degree and get out of here so I can try my hand at dating again

This is good <3

 

[shingi70]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

 

[FeenixRising]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

Please for the love of god you didn't tell your grandma to blow your back out with the Jandro strap on special!!! Please tell me you didn't!!!

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

Was it &#127846; related? &#128562;

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

*giggle*

 

[UnemployedVillain]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

Just tell her you were talking about Ben & Jerry's

 

[shingi70]

Please for the love of god you didn't tell your grandma to blow your back out with the Jandro strap on special!!! Please tell me you didn't!!!

Was it &#127846; related? &#128562;

*giggle*

It was an Amazon link to a Vibrator, I was going to order for her later this week.

I died on the inside when I realized who I sent it too.

 

[FeenixRising]

It was an Amazon link to a Vibrator, I was going to order for her later this week.

I died on the inside when I realized who I sent it too.

Smh

She reply back?

 

[Kreed]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

 

[shingi70]

Smh

She reply back?

No I called her and told her to delete and don't click the link. It aas tad always.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It was an Amazon link to a Vibrator, I was going to order for her later this week.

I died on the inside when I realized who I sent it too.

You going to hell

 

[Gordon Shumway]

It was an Amazon link to a Vibrator, I was going to order for her later this week.

I died on the inside when I realized who I sent it too.

 

[Professor Beef]

It was an Amazon link to a Vibrator, I was going to order for her later this week.

I died on the inside when I realized who I sent it too.

You know she clicked that shit

 

[shingi70]

My own fuckery, the Vibrator was for my girlfriend.