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[Mizerman]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

"Granny don't!"

 

[UnemployedVillain]

It was an Amazon link to a Vibrator, I was going to order for her later this week.

I died on the inside when I realized who I sent it too.

No I called her and told her to delete and don't click the link. It aas tad always.

 

[Professor Beef]

The next family gathering, shingi's granny gonna bring that up out of nowhere.

"So tell them about that text you sent me..."

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Oh shit, I didn't know y'all Jamaican cats get down like this for your commercials.

 

[D i Z]

It was an Amazon link to a Vibrator, I was going to order for her later this week.

I died on the inside when I realized who I sent it too.

Damn. I take it she's not the kind of granny to text you back with details about the upgrade model, and three reasons why you should wait for black Friday?


In all seriousness, that's an L that is going to last. You and everyone involved will be taking a knee on this one.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Shingis grandmas gonna buy it for herself

 

[FeenixRising]

Shingis grandmas gonna buy it for herself

cold blooded xD

 

[harSon]

Had to hold a big and embarrassing L today. Was sending a text to my girlfriend not paying attention and sent it to my Grandma.

What if she responds back and gives you a recommendation for a better one?

 

[Slayven]

shingi going to get a text "Thx, best lube?"

 

[Black Republican]

So, how was the pussy?

"sniff sniff, i smell PUSSY!"

 

[shingi70]

As soon as I realized how big of an L that was I realized whelp that's a gafer for you.

 

[Slayven]

"sniff sniff, i smell PUSSY!"

Damn you must be old to be referencing Full Force.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Shingis grandmas gonna buy it for herself

shingi going to get a text "Thx, best lube?"

Like twins..

"sniff sniff, i smell PUSSY!"

lol..

What if she responds back and gives you a recommendation for a better one?

There he is!

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Just from a southern accent? Huh.

Oh shit, looks like Sub-Zero's back. I haven't seen his ass in a minute!

I do not have a southern accent. I don't know any black people where I live with one either.

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

If a black woman hits on me instead of her token white friend?

...Uhh. Wow.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Which one of yalls cousins is out here fucking a mcchicken

 

[Prototype Viktor]

...Uhh. Wow.

I'm just trying to live the dream

 

[Slayven]

Which one of yalls cousins is out here fucking a mcchicken

Gordon got the wrong idea on how to season chicekn

 

[FeenixRising]

Which one of yalls cousins is out here fucking a mcchicken

Equine what?!

*looks at OT*

I'm going to take a gander at the race of said chicken sandwich fucker

 

[Slayven]

Maybe I am too old, but youtube videos just annoy me now.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Gordon got the wrong idea on how to season chicekn

But you told me your throat would save our people. "私の口の中であなたの精液をスプレー、黒の男."
You've convinced me..say when..

 

[Slayven]

I won't notice you kohai

 

[LionPride]

Equine what?!

*looks at OT*

I'm going to take a gander at the race of said chicken sandwich fucker

White folks are crazy ain't they

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I won't notice you kohai

🤔 Just another day, huh? You win this round, Slurpie..

 

[shingi70]

Just got off of work, time for ribs and video games.

 

[ishibear]

I'm just trying to live the dream

😝😝😝

 

[Secret Fawful]

White folks are crazy ain't they

According to the thread, sandwich fucker's not a white dude. :O

 

[shingi70]

What Sandwich fucker?

 

[Nudull]

Hey. Seems like my brother is recovering and all now, which is good.

Tried out sparkling water after all this time, and...yeah, I think I can live with this. It's nice to not feel like utter shit after drinking something.

Of course, my family found the stuff and promptly told me it was disgusting. Part of the reason I've been trying these is because my mom has been taking up buying 12-packs of Pepsi for her gas problems and leaving bunches of them in the fridge, and it's been getting uncomfortable for me since I'm trying to *avoid* soda plus the fact that she shouldn't really be drinking the stuff in the first place. Not a good sign. :/

 

[LionPride]

According to the thread, sandwich fucker's not a white dude. :O

NOOOOO

This wild shit is reserved for white folks

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Home fried chicken legs and chicken gizzards for dinner. Good way to end the weekend.

 

[FeenixRising]

According to the thread, sandwich fucker's not a white dude. :O

smh....

Please don't say black. I remember one of y'all bussin in sandwiches too.

 

[Professor Beef]

sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, we can't be taking Ls like this

 

[Nudull]

Home fried chicken legs and chicken gizzards for dinner. Good way to end the weekend.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Don't look at me like that. Haven't had either in a while. It was a nice surprise.

 

[Angelus Errare]

I'm just trying to live the dream

Shit still makes me laugh my ass off.

 

[Secret Fawful]

smh....

Please don't say black.

I won't say it. I won't even type it. But I'll certainly be thinking it loudly.

 

[FeenixRising]

I won't say it. I won't even type it. But I'll certainly be thinking it loudly.

Except the guy in the video is black, but ok.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Mizerman]

According to the thread, sandwich fucker's not a white dude. :O

Dude probably wanted to marinade his sandwich...personally.

sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, we can't be taking Ls like this

Ls never take a day off.

 

[Shy]

How are you buddy?

The same. Just trying to get by.

Maybe I am too old, but youtube videos just annoy me now.

Same here, for the most part.

 

[Bubba T]

That feeling when one chapter goes over everything you learned in one course.

Fuck this exam.

 

[Shy]

That feeling when one chapter goes over everything you learned in one course.

Fuck this exam.

Stay strong.

 

[BigDes]

Sandwich fucked?

What in the

 

[Slayven]

That feeling when one chapter goes over everything you learned in one course.

Fuck this exam.

No one told you to go to school and be somebody,

Streets always hiring

 

[Face it Tiger..]

sad state of burger & human affairs as of today

 

[Bubba T]

Stay strong.

Man I'm trying. Passing these exams will pay off but wow is it a pain

No one told you to go to school and be somebody,

Streets always hiring

Streets don't have a 401k nigga

 

[Dereck]

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Oh my....

 

[Shy]

 

[BlackJace]

Whew