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[Slayven]

I see Dy is out delivering ether.

 

[DY_nasty]

damn, we're about to spiral back, arent we?

I tried.

I went how many months without touching anything related on GAF?

 

[RedSwirl]

Didn't know Dairy Queen started doing strips. Anyone took the plunge?

 

[Htown]

You don't know what they eat, though.

shit goes down, we hit the grape juice supply first?

 

[Slayven]

Didn't know Dairy Queen started doing strips. Anyone took the plunge?

I been tempted, DQ has pretty good food.

 

[Nakazato]

Didn't know Dairy Queen started doing strips. Anyone took the plunge?

there good

/fatass

 

[The Faceless Master]

he should've kept the pornstar

you don't put rings on those though

 

[DY_nasty]

you don't put rings on those though

#yolo

#freemufasa

#ynot

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

#yolo

#freemufasa

#ynot

#ChinaBabies

#BurntDick

 

[Zeus Molecules]

I think Ashlynn Brooke is prettier, but you can't wife that though. Good on him for recognizing that I guess.




Yea, less cause for concern though.

I guess marrying him would mean she would have to admit she sleeps with black men...

 

[Imm0rt4l]

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

 

[ViewtifulJC]

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

Some real romeos and captain save-a-hos on there

 

[freenudemacusers]

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

Goddamn

 

[DY_nasty]

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

that deserves its own thread lol

 

[DominoKid]

i died.

 

[DY_nasty]

no seriously

you have until the end of the hour to create a thread for it. it can't be contained here. it is too great

 

[Imm0rt4l]

that deserves its own thread lol

lol go ahead and make it.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

Its crazy cause this is like a random sample. These women get 100's of begging comment per picture. All that energy being wasted to Gas these chicks up for nothing...

 

[Parallax]

http://thirstiestmenofinstagram.tumblr.com/

goddamn, get these dudes some water.

the dude that just sent his number is killing me though.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

The thread has been made

 

[SoilBreak]

 

[Imm0rt4l]

^^yea that one made me spit my drink out when I first read it. It's nowhere near as vulgar, but it's so fucking funny to me.

 

[double jump]

thread backfire, thirsty gaf will be out in full force.
we're all guilty of simping at some point though.

 

[DominoKid]

thirstiest men of neogaf would be hilarious.
theres so much material to draw from.

 

[freenudemacusers]

thirstiest men of neogaf would be hilarious.
theres so much material to draw from.

lol... now this is a thread

 

[Professor Beef]

The one with the dude posting lyrics had me dyin, god damn.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

thirstiest men of neogaf would be hilarious.
theres so much material to draw from.

It would just be various posts from Real-GAF

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

This one killed me.

Reminds of of Day-Day's attitude when Craig goes to talk to the hot neighbor in Next Friday.

"Bet you don't get it, bet you don't get it, I hope you don't get it."

 

[Imm0rt4l]

thirstiest men of neogaf would be hilarious.
theres so much material to draw from.

Not gonna lie, I done said some shit I'd do to some women on gaf. My post history is probably littered with posts like "I'd let her sit on my face"


I regret nothing.

Spoiler

I would never openly simp a girl like that though, fuck that noise

 

[Imm0rt4l]

This one killed me.

Reminds of of Day-Day's attitude when Craig goes to talk to the hot neighbor in Next Friday.

"Bet you don't get it, bet you don't get it, I hope you don't get it."

hahaha

 

[DominoKid]

Not gonna lie, I done said some shit I'd do to some women on gaf. My post history is probably littered with posts like "I'd let her sit on my face"


I regret nothing.

Spoiler

I would never openly simp a girl like that though, fuck that noise

oh no doubt.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Spoiler

I would never openly simp a girl like that though, fuck that noise

In the face of scrutiny, we do not speak up about simping.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It would just be various posts from Real-GAF

shots fired!

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Some of these are too fucking funny.

 

[freenudemacusers]

posted while holding his daughter (assuming), no less!

 

[Supermanisdead]

lol, thread about thirsty guys devolves into thirsty gaf. im bailing out.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I think I jsut found my new favorite pick up line

 

[DY_nasty]

It would just be various posts from Real-GAF

lmfao

yal don't even fucking know lololol

 

[DominoKid]

i never venture in real gaf. i like yall better as random avatars.

 

[Devolution]

I gotta be honest with y'all. I see like those mags in Barnes and Noble with the big ass on the front, look through them and think "gross." Because so many of those asses aren't even big and tight, they're just pockmarked cellulite bags.

 

[Professor Beef]

i never venture in real gaf. i like yall better as random avatars.

I liked it, and it was fun. Still kinda fun, even if 90% of the people who participated don't post there anymore. :lol

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

That thread was fun while it lasted.

 

[IceCold]

It was good while it lasted.

edit: Damn, beaten.

 

[Devolution]

Fuck. This one is gold.

 

[DY_nasty]

I liked it, and it was fun. Still kinda fun, even if 90% of the people who participated don't post there anymore. :lol

the smart ones left early...

like 2 weeks in

 

[ViewtifulJC]

^The lyrics are just TOO MUCH

I like to thank ya'll for contributing, and especially all the thirsty ass guys on Tumblr for making this possible.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

These phony kodak moments pick-up lines need translastions

"A woman's best curve is her smile.....but for'eal lemme see them titties tho."

 

[Htown]

well that was fast

 

[Alligatorjandro]

we can never have nothin

 

[DY_nasty]

These phony kodak moments pick-up lines need translastions

"A woman's best curve is her smile.....but for'eal lemme see them titties tho."

lmfao

yo its either 1 sentence away or that dude will simp for the next 2 months before he even hints at wanting to smash