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[ViewtifulJC]

These phony kodak moments pick-up lines need translastions

"A woman's best curve is her smile.....but for'eal lemme see them titties tho."

"love your eyes...an my eyes luv wut i see haha #YOLO"

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

"Will you marrie me 2day....what about a HJ?"

 

[akira28]

I gotta be honest with y'all. I see like those mags in Barnes and Noble with the big ass on the front, look through them and think "gross." Because so many of those asses aren't even big and tight, they're just pockmarked cellulite bags.

I don't think that's representative of the standard though. There's a niche market of "gigantic butts" media. They're the ones craven enough to still have black banded magazines in actual storefronts. The big money is in online and digital media. The money butts don't end up in magazines, they end up in music videos and pornsites.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

The good threads die young. I bet a mod looked over at it, stared & put a lock on that sucker.

 

[DrFunk]

self-referential ftw

 

[double jump]

.....

don't bring the man's wrath upon us

 

[HomShaBom]

Yeah yall gonna get this nuked.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

RIP Black Culture GAF

 

[DY_nasty]

soooo

malcolm x

 

[ViewtifulJC]

sooo uh yeah gay people

ya believe those mothafuckas really want to get married

Sinners

#blackpeopleinthesouth

 

[Htown]

bullshit

martin luther king jr

EDIT: WELP NICE KNOWING YOU VIEWTIFULJC

 

[Devolution]

Huh who knew it would be big asses that make this thread go to the shitter.

 

[Htown]

Huh who knew it would be big asses that make this thread go to the shitter.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.

I was the fat kid in school, and I'm pretty sure *I* could beat Drake's ass. Past, present, and future.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Huh who knew it would be big asses that make this thread go to the shitter.

never trust a big butt and a smile

the downfall of everything

 

[DY_nasty]

Huh who knew it would be big asses that make this thread go to the shitter.

devo pls

we've always been about blasians

sooo uh yeah gay people

ya believe those mothafuckas really want to get married

Sinners

i know right

the only thing i hate more than white people, is gay white people

 

[Face it Tiger..]

martin luther king jr

"Peace everywhere co-existing equally.."

Best part of that speech.

the only thing i hate more than white people

you are gonna get us nuked for faux-gay bashing.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Huh who knew it would be big asses that make this thread go to the shitter.

Pun intended?

Anyhow the black man's kyrptonite really is big asses so you can't really be surprised by this turn of events.

 

[Parallax]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.

I was the fat kid in school, and I'm pretty sure *I* could beat Drake's ass. Past, present, and future.

you cant pick on wheelchair jimmy. thats worse than messing with a dude with glasses.

 

[Dabanton]

Other than Bish do any other mods actually come in here?

 

[Devolution]

Other than Bish do any other mods actually come in here?

Oh yes.

 

[Data West]

Half of the comments sound like Flynt Flossy songs.

 

[Urban Scholar]

What's going on here?

 

[eternaLightness]

My oh my, what is going on in here? lol

 

[Urban Scholar]

My oh my, what is going on in here? lol

Pftt looks like a facebook timeline on a Friday night

 

[IceCold]

My oh my, what is going on in here? lol

dat ass happened.

 

[DragonKnight]

Im actually planning on staying home after election day. Real talk.

 

[Drugula's Wrath XXX]

To be fair some of those girls are fucking fine as hell, I'd probably end up simping the shit out of them. Not publicly of course.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

To be fair some of those girls are fucking fine as hell, I'd probably end up simping the shit out of them. Not publicly of course.

Oh yeah dudes have been Direct Message simping for years. Instagram just lets everyone read what insane crap a man will say to a fat ass and a smile over the internet.

 

[Drugula's Wrath XXX]

Oh yeah dudes have been Direct Message simping for years. Instagram just lets everyone read what insane crap a man will say to a fat ass and a smile over the internet.

To clarify, the chick needs to be a chick I know, and one I'm close with. Doesn't justify simping but still.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

To clarify, the chick needs to be a chick I know, and one I'm close with. Doesn't justify simping but still.

hey man I'm not judging. We've all said some out there stuff to close the deal. It's just these guys aren't closing the deal.

 

[DY_nasty]

hey man I'm not judging. We've all said some out there stuff to close the deal.

...

maybe

 

[DominoKid]

I'm proud to say I have never DM simped





















while sober.

It's worked for my roommate (then again what doesnt...) so I figured why not?

 

[DY_nasty]

I had some epic simping going on for this girl in high school. Think I told that story before...

Did it for the cougar cop vegan ninja mormon girl I was with a few months back, but at least I was actually in a relationship at the time.

Never made it a habit though. Definitely never went in over facebook or myspace either.

 

[Parallax]

I've never simped, but I have done the white knight role, and over a chick I didn't want any part of. Never again. If you aren't my daughter, do what you like.

 

[ReiGun]

I left my simping days behind sometime in my second or third college. It hit me one day that I wasn't getting no ass, and I was losing my self-respect.

Still not getting no ass tho. lol

 

[Drugula's Wrath XXX]

Last I simped was this May I think. It was with this girl from Turkey who I was sure I wanted to be with. It worked then I ended up breaking up with her 3 weeks later cause she fucking annoyed me with some passive aggressive shit.

 

[B1gg_Randall]

The thread has been made

Damn, I missed it..
lol

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

A friend of mine posted he was simping for the girl he was dating on his facebook and how proud of it he was.

Unapolgetic, pathetic.

 

[Devolution]

A friend of mine posted he was simping for the girl he was dating on his facebook and how proud of it he was.

Unapolgetic, pathetic.

That's sad.

 

[Parallax]

A friend of mine posted he was simping for the girl he was dating on his facebook and how proud of it he was.

Unapolgetic, pathetic.

I'd have to have one hell of a dry spell to be unapologetic about that.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

"call me a chump, call me a simp. She's the best girl blah blah blah she deserves blah blah"

Self inflicted L. And a bunch of his girl friends liked it, it was like watching a Nicholas Sparks movie.

 

[DominoKid]

eh...i dont really see anything wrong w/ that.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

eh...i dont really see anything wrong w/ that.

I wouldn't either if it was his gf...or if it were the first time he posted something like that...

 

[DominoKid]

see you left that detail out.

 

[Devolution]

"call me a chump, call me a simp. She's the best girl blah blah blah she deserves blah blah"

Self inflicted L. And a bunch of his girl friends liked it, it was like watching a Nicholas Sparks movie.

I've done stuff for friends and vice versa but this sounds like the kind of dude who will get up at 1am just to get this girl some late night food and deliver to her house without an invitation in.

 

[Drugula's Wrath XXX]

I've done stuff for friends and vice versa but this sounds like the kind of dude who will get up at 1am just to get this girl some late night food and deliver to her house without an invitation in.

that happens?

 

[Professor Beef]

that happens?

Sadly, it wouldn't shock me.

 

[Devolution]

that happens?

One of my friend's groups (not my group mind you) are basically a bunch of hot rich girls who have all kinds of gentleman callers and butlers. She tells me about how they used quite a bit of dudes and they're basically married to simps now but the simps get laid every once and a while.

 

[Professor Beef]

One of my friend's groups (not my group mind you) are basically a bunch of hot rich girls who have all kinds of gentleman callers and butlers. She tells me about how they used quite a bit of dudes and they're basically married to simps now but the simps get laid every once and a while.

So they're trophy husbands, if you can even call them that?