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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|

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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Jackben said:
You got the 20 piece meal, you know what that means.
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Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits.
 
Jackben

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
GAF, have you ever felt the urge to become a racist? There is an easy solution: Have a kid.

Trokil said:
As concerned parent you are allowed to be as racist as you want to be. You are able to get away with the most incredible stuff. Because you are not a racist, you are a concerned parent. You don’t want foreigners in your school; just argue that your kids would learn less. You don’t want an open gay / lesbian community in the school; just point out, that it would be bad for the kids. Want certain books to be banned, music to be censored or movies to be cut, no problem. If it is bad for the kids, everything is OK. People afraid of bad press will change those things for you.
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I actually agree with some of the stuff he says about kids being used as an excuse for all sorts of mess, but the way he worded the OP is just crazy.
 
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ViewtifulJC

Banned
The easier solution is just wait until you're really old as hell. Then you can be as bitter, crotchety, and racist as you want and most people will excuse you for it.
 
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Zeus Molecules

illegal immigrants are stealing our air
Htown said:
I laughed my ass off at that horror movie story. Thanks for that, Dominokid.
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I.... I... I can't even compute the horror story... The closest thing that happened to me is I had a ho laying in my bed (we were platonic friends) and I pretended to snore cause I knew in too much detail all the dick that was going into her. Honestly if she had been pretty I would of still fucked her.

MorisUkunRasik said:
I have a friend who throws away self respect almost as soon as he meets girls he likes.

In highschool I bought 3 tickets to see a concert at the house of blues for his bday, he drove us out there andh e ends up outside for most of the show talking to his gf. I later find out he was about one 'please baby' abandoning us there and racing home to simp in person.

Til this day whenever he starts dating a girl he bends over backwards to show he's willing to do whatever. I always lose contact with him for a couple months when he gets into a new relationship. Worse than that he's willing to do shit for complete strangers...if they're women. He tries to pass it off as 'I'm just a nice guy' but its transparent as fuck and he shuts right up when you ask 'would you drive 10 miles in the opposite direction of your destination if she was a man?'
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One of my best friends is like that he gets a girl and then he disappears. You won't even see or hear from him for months. Next thing you know he pops up and tells you he is taking his girl on cruises and expensive trips a few weeks into the relationship...

I mean he is a pretty straightforward guy normally and big spender by default. So it isn't out of his character to go on a cruise dolo. I always wonder though, is he simping on the low and just doesn't want anyone from our group of friends to see.

ViewtifulJC said:
The easier solution is just wait until you're really old as hell. Then you can be as bitter, crotchety, and racist as you want and most people will excuse you for it.
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sounds like my grandmother.... every conversation leads to "illegal immigrants are stealing our air" I'm like Nana my cousins are illegal immigrants...
 
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harSon

Banned
ViewtifulJC said:
The easier solution is just wait until you're really old as hell. Then you can be as bitter, crotchety, and racist as you want and most people will excuse you for it.
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That shit ain't going to fly in the future. I suppose you can still use the "I'm old and set in my ways" excuse, but unlike today's old people, future seniors won't be from an era where racism is primarily accepted and the law of the land (well, it sort of is... but still!), and thus, none of that bullshit 'misguided souls from a troubled era' bs is going to apply.
 
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Kreed

Member
Dragonzord said:
Those aren't large asses. As another poster put it, those things look like tumors.

Look at her then look at Ali Milan. Makes her look like the chick from Hercules. It's so disproportionate. It's like the ass equivalent of the picture of the guy with weird biceps.
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*Woosh*
 
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DominoKid

Member
akira28 said:
wait...Omega isn't Beta. Omega's the dude who will end you, not let you bang his wife.

lol at that "I don't want to be alone with them" text. You come back and old boy is laying on the floor in his own room, or even worse, being used as a mattress as his crush girl and her boyfriend are having sex on top of him and his bed.

I used to think I was pretty bad, but the worst I ever did was go to a few parties and stuff to try to get close to 'the woman'. Self respect...upgrayedded.
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i never got the whole alpha, beta, omega thing.
it seems way too simple.
 
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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
DominoKid said:
i never got the whole alpha, beta, omega thing.
it seems way too simple.
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i always assumed it was a aldous huxley thing. in brave new world, the people are ranked that way. with alphas being superior, and deltas being barely functional.
 
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RedSwirl

Junior Member
Parallax said:
i always assumed it was a aldous huxley thing. in brave new world, the people are ranked that way. with alphas being superior, and deltas being barely functional.
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What? No. It's just wolf pack hierarchy. Alpha > Beta >>>>>>> Omega male.

In humans it's mostly come to demote levels of confidence and dominance. I think an article I read once best started it "While the alpha has to be the best and the beta is just trying to get by, the omega male has already given up." Or something like that.
 
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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
RedSwirl said:
What? No. It's just wolf pack hierarchy. Alpha > Beta >>>>>>> Omega male.

In humans it's mostly come to demote levels of confidence and dominance. I think an article I read once best started it "While the alpha has to be the best and the beta is just trying to get by, the omega male has already given up." Or something like that.
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i have never heard omega used in coxtext to men. but you may be right
 
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MWS Natural

Member
I'm not going to lie I got caught up with a Spelman chick like that when I was in college. Chick wasn't even all that but I was caught up in her "highclass-ness valley girl"shit more than anything, she came from a family of doctors and had crazy expensive tastes. For some reason that has always attracted me.

She strung me along for more than year, had a distant bf, used me to fix her PC, taker he places or w/e. I mean I was still messing with females at the same time but I wanted her as my main. Spent one night with her in my bed and didn't smash, after that I knew what was up and bailed. Thank God I had good friends who would call me out on the shit all the time though lol. She actually added me on FB not too long ago, seen that she married a doctor haha.
 
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Slayven

Member
Every dude has gone through simp mode. Unless your name is Brad and your dad owns a dealership or your name is Scoish Maloish and you are a starter/
 
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MorisUkunRasik

Member
You know in Harvest Moon during the courting section, you get the idea to gift and chat up every woman in town, cast a wide net so to speak. It never works because it's like the cpu can smell the desperation on you. That's arguably better than Domino's friend. Someone needs to tell that dude to stop losing his spine over dating prospects.

Get those boulders off your lawn, buy some gardening tools. Go work on yo farm punk, get a dog, go feed yo dog chump.
 
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Zeus Molecules

illegal immigrants are stealing our air
ReiGun said:
Idk. Those farmers had enough balls to at least fire their guns at things. Domino's friend would have been inviting Raditz inside his house to eat his food and fuck his wife and shit.
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LMAO that should be a scene in the "this isn't DBZ porn Parody" that will oddly enough have an all white cast.... except for mr popo and domino's friend...

EDiT* My fault I'm tired. I phrased it wrong i should of said hypothetical DBZ porn Parody...
 
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RedSwirl

Junior Member
Just me, but I think we get this mentality from music, romance movies, media, etc. Look at what guys end up doing to "get the girl" in most entertainment. I don't think I've seen a romance movie or love song with a "stop simpin" message, the closest maybe being that Urkel clip.
 
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PartTimeWarrior

Banned
MWS Natural said:
The Bus Driver saga continues..
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"The force of Ike AND Nat Turner"

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Jackben

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
MorisUkunRasik said:
You know in Harvest Moon during the courting section, you get the idea to gift and chat up every woman in town, cast a wide net so to speak. It never works because it's like the cpu can smell the desperation on you. That's arguably better than Domino's friend. Someone needs to tell that dude to stop losing his spine over dating prospects.

Get those boulders off your lawn, buy some gardening tools. Go work on yo farm punk, get a dog, go feed yo dog chump.
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Almost spit up my coffee. So damn true. I love Harvest Moon games too. What ever happened to them? Any plans for a 3DS version?
 
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spindashing

Banned
Jesus Christ, those stories. I've been guilty of simping in the past to be honest (dumb "first love" mistakes and shit), but it's been nothing of that magnitude. Here's hoping dude straightened out...
 
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