Subject: Good Morning
To: Black Culture Thread
I thought I'd treat the interested with one from the archives. All you need to know is that the day prior I agreed to try and have lunch with her, we said we'd wander around until we found something. Also after our company was purchased everyone wanted to let go so theyd get severance pay.
The following exchange happened 3 weeks ago via email, the following is unaltered in any way:
Her: "Are you here today? If so are you still taking me on an expedition today?"
Me: "I'm here, and probably"
Her: " Probably? What the hell don't do me any favors please if you find my company so repulsive just let me know"
Me:"whoa, I said probably because I'm not sure if our lunch schedules will sync up" (I was being trained that day)
Her:"I know what you meant, but I just thought I'd give my response a -her name- flair over dramatic"
Me:"Sarcasm doesn't translate well to text; the next email I send may have HR cc-ed"
Her:"Good I like it. Maybe I will get canned"