soundscream
Member
Maybe for you beta blacks, but us Alpha Blacks can swim like fish.
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Maybe for you beta blacks, but us Alpha Blacks can swim like fish.
MWS Natural
Member
LOL @Beta and Alpha blacks. Excuse me I have strong dense bones don't float well. You must have those weak light skinnened bones!
soundscream
Member
LSB (Light Skin Blacks) are like daywalkers, all of the strength only some of the weaknesses.
Don't walk up on me lil boy! *handclaps*
another worldstar classic.
dude went stiff before he hit the ground lmao.
another worldstar classic.
dude went stiff before he hit the ground lmao.
Rayven_king
Member
spent a month surviving in the bush in my teens, I aint never goin back
Devolution
Member
This beta/alpha shit has me in tears.
All that talk, he hit the ground twice, and shamed, drove away. Fucking fantastic.
Rayven_king
Member
I thought he was goin to the car to go grab the heat then the dude just drove off lmao
I can swim tho >_> well at least well enough to save my life. But i float like a boss.
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
I sorta enjoy the forest. Camping was pretty cool when I was younger (fuck snakes though... and yeah I can't swim)
Dat sweet chin music, love how he tried to play it off.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
MWS Natural
Member
Don't get me wrong, I can swim to save my life but I'm not doing all that backstroke, butterfly shit. It was funny though, my gf is like a champion swimmer but when that canoe flipped she was like was flapping around like a fish out of water! LOL I had to grab her ass and pull her on top of it because she was panicking.
Wow, I had to pause and keep myself from busting out laughing at work when he did those hand claps.
LMAO, another classic.
As far as being outdoors, it's cool as long as there aren't any fuckin' mosquitoes.
LOL
DAT SAGAT ROUNDHOUSE
Also, I am so proud that they PUT THE PHONE IN LANDSCAPE MODE TO RECORD HOLY CRAP
There is hope for humanity!
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Devo, alert TD. FyreWulff get ready to get your struggle on, AGAIN:
Apparently this month is national pizza month (???) and as such Dominos is giving away free dominos pizza at participating locations..
Apparently this month is national pizza month (???) and as such Dominos is giving away free dominos pizza at participating locations..
No delivery, one slice per customer 
SousedLouse
Member
I can't swim either, I can only bob. If I let one side go slack I can kind of turn, like a log in the water, but while it's funny I don't think I'd like to be carried out to sea by the gentle currents.
I signed up for swimming classes in the spring, but I don't really know what to expect. I'm up for anything though, I just want someone to save my ass if I start to drown.
The best thing about this video is that the person recording it remembered to switch to landscape mode a few seconds after they started filming. It's finally starting to get through to people!
Only 100 slices per location? Damn, I'd better leave before the lunch rush.
I signed up for swimming classes in the spring, but I don't really know what to expect. I'm up for anything though, I just want someone to save my ass if I start to drown.
The best thing about this video is that the person recording it remembered to switch to landscape mode a few seconds after they started filming. It's finally starting to get through to people!
Apparently this month is national pizza month (???) and as such Dominos is giving away free dominos pizza at participating locations.
No delivery, one slice per customer
Only 100 slices per location? Damn, I'd better leave before the lunch rush.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Devo, alert TD. FyreWulff get ready to get your struggle on, AGAIN:
Apparently this month is national pizza month (???) and as such Dominos is giving away free dominos pizza at participating locations..
No delivery, one slice per customer
Time to drive by both Domino's on the way home from school today
MUWAHAHAHAHA
MorisUkunRasik
Member
Need a youtube link to that worldstar vid.
Wshh runs like crap on my phone.
Wshh runs like crap on my phone.
It says the promotion is only from noon to 2 pm, but good luck.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
OMG @ dem handclaps
I think I'm gonna start every fight with that one
edit: OMG HIT DAT NIGGA WITH DAT SAGAT ROUNDHOUSE
I think I'm gonna start every fight with that one
edit: OMG HIT DAT NIGGA WITH DAT SAGAT ROUNDHOUSE
MorisUkunRasik
Member
Thanks.
Haha escorted ass whooping to his car, and he still was running his mouth.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
He gon cry in the car.
The drive off at the end! Fuck! lmaoooooooooo
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
... ock
you dirty mf, i had to fake a coughing fit just now. Where are my tissues?
Jesus Christ do old black women know how to make some fucking desserts. Just tried a fork full of Pineapple Upside Down Cake, German Chocolate Cake and Red Velvet cake, all from scratch, that my Great Aunt made and I damn near cummed myself. I was literally turned on for a sec. She seriously needs to open a bakery...
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
on the flip side this is why we suffer from diabetes as a race so much... our cooking is just too good
MWS Natural
Member
Seriously. So sad knowing the bland food I am store for when I am invited over to dinner to a white co-workers or friends house =/. Had Thanksgiving dinner with my girlfriend's family last year, thank God I brought some collards and cornbread so at least there was SOMETHING with seasoning and flavor in it.
Indeed, dat soul food.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
I went to a friends house for dinner a few months back and he boiled chicken and added mustard for flavor.... shit had me looking around trying to see if anyone else was freaked out by seeing that. Only my Spanish boy had the gas face like me. Everybody else seemed cool with it or maybe they didn't notice.... I honestly don't know if that was normal but I hope it wasn't.
I re imagined that scene using wine and malt liquor. Sorry.
When he drove off, I laughed so hard my entire team came round to see.
Did I just set back the struggle?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
MorisUkunRasik
Member
i think everyone did. i dont see how its possible not to laugh with all that tough guy shit he was spouting.
MWS Natural
Member
Yes. I would never be caught dead watching Worldstar by a co-worker lol. You make games so I'm sure your work environment is much more casual than mine is though.
haaha just watched that shit again, them fucking hand claps are like his fight bell or some shit
ding ding ding hahaha
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Between this and the bus driver hittin' girls with dat Streets of Rage 2 Grand Upper, black people got set back real deep. Holly Michaels deep.
And yet, I find myself just waiting for the next one to show
And yet, I find myself just waiting for the next one to show