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[Kreed]

Pig feet? Chitlins? Cow stomach?

Y'all do know we free now, right? You don't have to eat this stuff, my brothers.

I'm stealing this, could be useful in two weeks.

 

[Jackben]

Never been to 5 Guys but there is one at a mall near my Ma's house that I've passed a few times.

But the question is: is it better than Jack in the Box?

 

[DY_nasty]

Never been to 5 Guys but there is one at a mall near my Ma's house that I've passed a few times.

But the question is: is it better than Jack in the Box?

yes

 

[zero_suit]

Never been to 5 Guys but there is one at a mall near my Ma's house that I've passed a few times.

But the question is: is it better than Jack in the Box?

Easily

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Never been to 5 Guys but there is one at a mall near my Ma's house that I've passed a few times.

But the question is: is it better than Jack in the Box?

no doubt.

but be careful of the high calorie count. Bacon cheese burger = ~2,200 calories, iirc.


oh and co-signing the "we free, fam." We free.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

but be careful of the high calorie count. Bacon cheese burger = ~2,200 calories, iirc.

GodDAMN

Obama's America

 

[Jackben]

Now I gotta check it out. Will post back and see if it lives up to the hype. Calorie count sounds like I should grab some lunch there on Monday then I don't have to eat for the rest of the week.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Now I gotta check it out. Will post back and see if it lives up to the hype. Calorie count sounds like I should grab some lunch there on Monday then I don't have to eat for the rest of the week.

I just looked again to confirm: it's about ~2,000 calories for a double-stack. about 1,300 calories for a regular bacon cheeseburger with normal toppings. plus another ~600 calories for regular fries. plus however much for your drink.

Spoiler

holy shit, large fries = ~1,500 calories all by itself!

For comparison, a Mickey D's Cheddar-Onion-Bacon Angus 1/3 poudner is 790 calories and a regular fry is 380 calories. Obama's America indeed.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Yo, if GAF found out about these calorie counts, they would ban 5 Guys threads on this forum forever.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Y'all do know we free now, right?

Thing is, nasty shit is too deep in the culture at this point.

My mom told me this story about my dad 'surprising' her with a quick trip to Tijuana.

They went to some sketchy taco stand, not America sketchy, Mexico sketchy. When my dad translated the menu for her it was all cow tongue, pig intestines, cow brain and other 'times is hard' animal pieces. My mom went hungry and my dad chowed the fuck down.

The trip got cut short after seeing some the local sights my mom started crying.

 

[DominoKid]

if youre worried about calories then you don't belong at Five Guys.

 

[Jackben]

It's Five Guys because you're eating for 5 men right?

Fuck it I'm going to get a regular bacon cheese burger and a regular fries just for the experience. That's about 2k. Maybe 3 days taken off my lifespan. But I'm gonna do it anyway.

For science. Burger science.

 

[Professor Beef]

...you can get more than one patty at Five Guys? Holy shit. I know what I'm doing next time I go there.

 

[DominoKid]

...you can get more than one patty at Five Guys? Holy shit. I know what I'm doing next time I go there.

yeah the default is 2. thats why that shit so expensive

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I dont like paying so much for a hamburger.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I dont like paying so much for a hamburger.

that's usually how I feel, especially because I don't like lettuce/tomato/onion all that extra shit they put on the burger. Yeah, I can tell them NOT to put it on the burger, but they still charge me just the same, ya know?

 

[Slayven]

Without struggle food we wouldn't have the good shit. No crackling cornbread, etc.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

that's usually how I feel, especially because I don't like lettuce/tomato/onion all that extra shit they put on the burger. Yeah, I can tell them NOT to put it on the burger, but they still charge me just the same, ya know?

At five guys you can replace it with black olives or grilled onions and A1 sauce though!

 

[DominoKid]

I dont like paying so much for a hamburger.

i dont either until i eat it.

i got simple tastes though.

bacon burger + A1 is all i need. although i wish they didnt cook their bacon so hard.

 

[Slayven]

i dont either until i eat it.

i got simple tastes though.

bacon burger + A1 is all i need. although i wish they didnt cook their bacon so hard.

Hard Bacon should be a class A felony. Fed time.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Hard Bacon should be a class A felony. Fed time.

Right up there with serving poor unsuspecting kids raisin cookies when they think they bout to buy into chocolate chip.

One of the worst surprises

 

[A.E Suggs]

I grabbed a pork roast and just threw it in the slow cooker.

I should start a Youtube series where I cook food and name it Cooking With Fyre.

Will we get to see what you look like at that time?

 

[ReiGun]

Hard Bacon should be a class A felony. Fed time.

Agreed.

Right up there with serving poor unsuspecting kids raisin cookies when they think they bout to buy into chocolate chip.

One of the worst surprises

Raisin oatmeal cookies are the shit.

 

[NumberTwo]

Agreed.



Raisin oatmeal cookies are the shit.

Perhaps but chocolate chip is still superior.

 

[Bay Maximus]

Thing is, nasty shit is too deep in the culture at this point.

My mom told me this story about my dad 'surprising' her with a quick trip to Tijuana.

They went to some sketchy taco stand, not America sketchy, Mexico sketchy. When my dad translated the menu for her it was all cow tongue, pig intestines, cow brain and other 'times is hard' animal pieces. My mom went hungry and my dad chowed the fuck down.

The trip got cut short after seeing some the local sights my mom started crying.

Your moms did the right thing. I would've just ordered 50 taco shells and some salsa.

 

[Professor Beef]

i dont either until i eat it.

i got simple tastes though.

bacon burger + A1 is all i need. although i wish they didnt cook their bacon so hard.

Their bacon was just right when I went. Perfect amount of crisp.

 

[Bay Maximus]

Perhaps but chocolate chip is still superior.

It really depends on who makes them though. Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies are god tier and the soft Quaker raisin cookies are also up there. For me though, soft cookies are usually better than hard. Snicker Doodle cookies trump everything.

The hell ever happened to ginger snaps?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Dat Otis

accept no subsitutes

 

[Onemic]

Anything with raisins in them = gross for me.

Raisin oatmeal cookies are like the equivalent of brusselsprouts, I'll never enjoy eating them.

 

[FyreWulff]

Will we get to see what you look like at that time?

Nope

 

[ViewtifulJC]

FyreWulff is definitely black. I can't be the only regular black HaloGAFfer

 

[DY_nasty]

FyreWulff is definitely black. I can't be the only regular black HaloGAFfer

I haven't played regularly since Halo 2. I can't seem to get away from this one yet though.

 

[Parallax]

Right up there with serving poor unsuspecting kids raisin cookies when they think they bout to buy into chocolate chip.

One of the worst surprises

Anything with raisins in them = gross for me.

Raisin oatmeal cookies are like the equivalent of brusselsprouts, I'll never enjoy eating them.

respect on the raisins hate. fuck em. but i love grapes. its odd

as for brussel sprouts, i cant agree. cook them up with some shallots and bacon, and they are damn good.

 

[harSon]

Fuck man, peanut butter pizookies at BJ's are bomb as fuck.

 

[FyreWulff]

FyreWulff is definitely black. I can't be the only regular black HaloGAFfer

Nope. The other black HaloGAFfer is permabanned (EazyB) but he still plays with HaloGAF

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

Pig feet? Chitlins? Cow stomach?

Y'all do know we free now, right? You don't have to eat this stuff, my brothers.

Lol. And chitlins are disgusting, anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.

 

[DY_nasty]

 

[RedSwirl]

Normal size. The amount of fries that I got felt like a large though. Can't even imagine getting an actual large.

Picture a big gulp. Fill it to the brim with fries. Now put that in a brown bag. Fill that brown bag about a quarter the way up. That's a large from Five Guys.

 

[Recon]

Picture a big gulp. Fill it to the brim with fries. Now put that bucket in a brown bad. Fill that brown bag about a quarter the way up. That's a large from Five Guys.

That sounds horrid! Half of them will get cold before being eaten...

 

[Professor Beef]

Picture a big gulp. Fill it to the brim with fries. Now put that in a brown bag. Fill that brown bag about a quarter the way up. That's a large from Five Guys.

sweet jesus

 

[The Faceless Master]

I'm stealing this, could be useful in two weeks.

"OH, YOU TOO GOOD FOR THIS NOW, GOT A BRAND NEW MOUTH?"

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

guys

Guys

Chicken Gizzards

 

[The Faceless Master]

guys

Guys

Chicken Gizzards

i used to... not any more though.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

guys

Guys

Chicken Gizzards

oh lawd

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

I actually don't like Gizzards, but my family eats them and its fucking disgusting

 

[Professor Beef]

I actually don't like sugar in grits, but PartTimeWarrior eats them and its fucking disgusting

.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Right up there with serving poor unsuspecting kids raisin cookies when they think they bout to buy into chocolate chip.

One of the worst surprises

yeah, i like Oatmeal Raisin, but Chocolate Chip is so much better, it's the ultimate bait and switch.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

.

Don't forget the sugar and pepper

 

[Alligatorjandro]

scust

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Raisin Cookies > Peanut Butter Cookies > White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies >
SnickerDoodles = Chocolate Chip

Chocolate chip are middle tier ass cookies next to everything, except snickerdoodles.