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[PartTimeWarrior]

Were you under the influence? Liquor, drugs, KFC?

 

[Black Republican]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504246

fucksake

 

[akira28]

Apocalypse was too OP, they put him on permanent Worf status.

Rayven: don't let them keep you down. How much were they asking for anyway?

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

"When Mr. Rayvan opened his window I could smell the 11 herbs and spices all the way back to the patrol car. I told him to put down the bucket and exit the car slowly with your hands in the air. I read him his rights and took him in."

 

[G-Fex]

you streaming again?

Super metroid

Broke 100 Viewer Mark it was great and Almost everybody from GAF was there

 

[Black Republican]

finally found a video of the Great Mufasa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbBT9_2M0kE

@1:28

 

[Rayven_king]

Were you under the influence? Liquor, drugs, KFC?

U know I'm always gonna have kfc I had two beers the whole night I just happened to be out driving after midnight (dropping off my girl). Fucker gave me a breatherliser test which I passed but he said was inconclusive (setting up for me to bribe his ass) so I decide to fuck with him and told him to do a blood test tl : dr he gets pissed off and I end up at the precinct, do the bullshit ass blood test then they keep me overnight

 

[Mononofu]

http://i.imgur.com/HUCqG.jpg

I got a -155, holy shit

-165 and I feel ya. G-Fex would score higher than me lol.

 

[Rayven_king]

"When Mr. Rayvan opened his window I could smell the 11 herbs and spices all the way back to the patrol car. I told him to put down the bucket and exit the car slowly with your hands in the air. I read him his rights and took him in."

Lmao!

 

[G-Fex]

huh....I scored 20

 

[ViewtifulJC]

huh....I scored 20

Honorary black guy

 

[G-Fex]

Honorary black guy

I suppose it's my weakness for beautiful black ladies.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

I like how theres not even a atheist/agnostic choice on that.

 

[The Faceless Master]

I like how theres not even a atheist/agnostic choice on that.

"or deduct 10 if it does not apply"

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

The other night at work this white couple comes in and buys some candy. One of the guys was drunk out of his mind and kept doing this Madea impression. His partner kept apologizing but that shit was hilarious

 

[Rayven_king]

Shit I got 20 I think soccer cost me a few points

 

[ReiGun]

-115 smh.

 

[Black Republican]

-115 smh.

damn son

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

+100. Fuck yeah.....

Spoiler

OJ did it....lol

and

Redbones>>>>>>>>White girls

 

[Supermanisdead]

What's "Redbone"? A native American? Not even gonna post my number :\

 

[Slayven]

What's "Redbone"? A native American? Not even gonna post my number :

I thought G-fex was black? Next you will tell me Smokey Dave is not Belgian.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

SmokeyDave is black, but he has that Michael Jackson disease

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

How are the black members of this thread scoring so much lower than the non black members?

Negative numbers? Damn.

 

[Parallax]

Got a +40. Didn't even fuck with the last questiom

 

[Devolution]

How are the black members of this thread scoring so much lower than the non black members?

Negative numbers? Damn.

White wimmenz.

 

[The Faceless Master]

seriously, i dunno what's up with some of yalls scores... we might have to post scorecards or something

 

[Slayven]

I sound white so I already loss.

 

[Manmademan]

"or deduct 10 if it does not apply"

you know "Does not apply" means like Jehovah's witness or something. Just flat out being a non believer is one of the worst things you can be in the black community. I've had old ladies just come AFTER me with some venom.

What's "Redbone"? A native American? Not even gonna post my number :\

A redbone is a very light skinned black woman, possibly mixed. I found this out after herman cain got caught with one.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

What's "Redbone"? A native American? Not even gonna post my number :

Yellowbone is a lightskinned blackk person.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

What's "Redbone"? A native American? Not even gonna post my number :\

Something a male should never call themselves....

 

[ViewtifulJC]

you know "Does not apply" means like Jehovah's witness or something. Just flat out being a non believer is one of the worst things you can be in the black community. I've had old ladies just come AFTER me with some venom.

Booooy, you need Jesus

 

[Black Republican]

gotta love how videogames are being blamed for the shootings. If it were black kids shooting up the place would Rap be under the microscope? you bet.

 

[Manmademan]

Booooy, you need Jesus

I wish it was that nice. Here's the story. I was working the corner downtown in philly during campaign season, getting signatures for a friend who's father in law was running for council.

I come on a group of older black men and women, and ask for their signatures. Of course I get asked which church I go to, and like a dummy I say i'm not religious. My ass got SURROUNDED, old ladies and old men spitting some venom, cuss words and everything. I've never seen anything like it.

I...I had to run.

 

[ecurbj]

How are the black members of this thread scoring so much lower than the non black members?

Negative numbers? Damn.

I don't know man. I got a -96 , smh.

 

[DominoKid]

I usually just lie when people ask me if i go to church.

 

[soundscream]

I wish it was that nice. Here's the story. I was working the corner downtown in philly during campaign season, getting signatures for a friend who's father in law was running for council.

I come on a group of older black men and women, and ask for their signatures. Of course I get asked which church I go to, and like a dummy I say i'm not religious. My ass got SURROUNDED, old ladies and old men spitting some venom, cuss words and everything. I've never seen anything like it.

I...I had to run.

Should have just said you were Muslim.

 

[ecurbj]

I usually just lie when people ask me if i go to church.

Me too. I'm really agnostic or in other words I support science and go by "I don't know". But when I'm around religious people I just say I'm a Christian and go every so often so they don't have to go through that whole trying to convert me over.

Gawd, is that so annoying.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Redbone and yellowbone both mean lightskinned black women but there is a difference.

Redbone - think someone like Beyonce's complexion
Yellowbone - think Alicia Keys

 

[Manmademan]

Should have just said you were Muslim.

I realize this NOW but at the time i just wasn't thinking. I can tell old white ladies I'm not religious all day long and it doesn't matter.

 

[Black Republican]

Redbone and yellowbone both mean lightskinned black women but there is a difference.

Redbone - think someone like Beyonce's complexion
Yellowbone - think Alicia Keys

what about blasians like amerie?

 

[BHZ Mayor]

what about blasians like amerie?

She would fall under redbone.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Anybody here have tattoos?

 

[G-Fex]

I thought G-fex was black? Next you will tell me Smokey Dave is not Belgian.

i'm a indian/mexican brah.

 

[zero_suit]

Anybody here have tattoos?

Nope, not really interested in getting one, either.

 

[Devolution]

Nope, not really interested in getting one, either.

Same. Saw some Kratos tat gaming side. lol.

 

[Manmademan]

Nope, not really interested in getting one, either.

getting a job is hard enough, isn't it? why make it harder on yourself.

 

[G-Fex]

if my skin wasn't sensitive I'd...

nah I wouldn't.

 

[soundscream]

Anybody here have tattoos?

Many

 

[DominoKid]

Anybody here have tattoos?

nope but i want one.
i just havent thought of a good one yet.
i just know i want it on my left shoulder, but not big enough to where it would show outside of a t-shirt.

 

[soundscream]

getting a job is hard enough, isn't it? why make it harder on yourself.

Simple.

Nothing below the wrist or above the collar bone.

All my tattoos can be covered by a dress shirt.