Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Youre gonna have to sneak it in.
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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|
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Youre gonna have to sneak it in.
It's actually a theorem that is a corollary to Natural's Law.
There you go, my simpin story: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44521819&postcount=112
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Ah, another light-skin brotha to join in the war against Slayven and his oppression.
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Aw man, that Katt Williams video is something else, saw that yesterday.
It's like all the NeoGAF meltdowns combined
It's like all the NeoGAF meltdowns combined
Yeah, my friend was there and told me about it. Dude's completely fucked in the head right now...
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
"Now a freed slave, in the days leading up to her graduation, I was ready to tell Masta that I was done working her fields."
really not feeling the wording, however I do respect the "letter thrown at her after fucking move" as a pure FTW douche maneuver though.
and yes I know i am still pissed/salty about that blackface holiday
Wording is sort of an inside joke between me and a friend. She's white, and when my friend caught wind of my throwing down the gauntlet and telling her to fuck off, he said "I didn't want to say nothin' before, but you were totally that bitch's field nigga."
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
ahh cool ok fair enough.
Well the good comedians are fucked up. except Chris Rock.
How come folks on Gaf are never like I pictured them? I always pictured Harson 6'7", Seal black, Afro, with a dashki.
I'm only 6'2" and I've said it dozens of times on these forums that I'm mixed (Black, Japanese, Spanish, Sicilian and Irish) hahaha
Is this a little better?
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Yeah, I don't want to break the illusion you all have of me, 6'4, built pecs and biceps, Aryan blue eyes and blond hair. No way a 5'6 half-hispanic bastard.
The Faceless Master
Member
that note. BRAVO!
and i'm feeling that positive energy in weight loss, imma catch up to you by next summer!
The toddler is already hard as fuck.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Put him on a Nika bottle
MorisUkunRasik
Member
I'm only 5'8", please forgive me.
Haha, whenever I go back to the store, I'm going to pick up a few.
We already know a succubus is sucking you dry.
Face it Tiger..
Banned
You look like Drake. =b
MWS Natural
Member
I don't even want to ask.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
In his dreams he can feel your chesthair.
I am not the only one that builds mental pictures of posters.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I always just imagine everybody looks like their avatars until proven wrong
freenudemacusers
Member
;(
MorisUkunRasik
Member
I appreciate this approach.
damn i look like based god. damn i look like michael jordan.
Not the only one :/
I always do this. To me Slayven is a black Dr. Doom, lounging in his suit of armor on a comfy throne like office chair, plotting for gaf domination through his crazy threads.
MWS Natural
Member
No I meant, I don't even want to ask what imagined I looked like.
5'6 and DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I think everyone pretty much does this.
Guaranteed 10 page thread on GAF
GhettoGamer
Member
Sometimes I do from my bed. I am still mad I didn't get your name until it was pointed out last week. I was mentally pronouncing it O-nemic.
Shhhhhiiiiiiit, 10 pages, 3 bans and 2 meltdowns.
That's how it's pronounced actually hahaha.
Byakuya769
Member
Always had the feeling that the proponents of class-based admissions knew that it would lead to less diversity. It would be a wasted thread though, because they really do not care about it. The thought of undeserving blacks getting into better schools than them is the animus of their ire, a system that leads to less blacks is a nice little windfall.
MWS Natural
Member
I see one mic and I'll always see one mic #realblackGAF
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
I wish everyone safe and happy holidays. peace.
You going somewhere?
Bay Maximus
Banned
I think I know what half the people in here look like from other threads. And I just assume Slay is Dr Doom
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
nah, I have no internet and life is kinda hectic atm.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
You are always Black Panther to me
The Faceless Master
Member
i never try to imagine what posters look like.
<- btw, that's me in my avatar
<- btw, that's me in my avatar
Dreams-Visions
Member
The simping must stop.
So I'm standing in line at Subway minding my business when two young brothas come in behind me cracking jokes. Well eventually their conversation shifts into a story about a friend of theirs who took the simp route. Apparently, this mothafucka was so thirsty for some chick that he broke out in the chorus to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k
Yes, he sang it in the same high-pitched voice and cried at the end. A real tear fell down this simp's cheek. Chick felt so bad that she basically had to go on a date with him. I just shook my head, turned to them and said, "simping is an epidimic fellas. don't do it...he's messing up the game." THESE SIMP NIGGAS ARE MESSING UP THE GAME, GAF. Now she and all her little friends are going to expect men to sing and shed a tear for the pussy. Wait, not even for the pussy! For a date to attempt to COURT the pussy! What will he do for an encore?
I'm mad as hell, but this sandwich is delicious.
The simping must stop.
So I'm standing in line at Subway minding my business when two young brothas come in behind me cracking jokes. Well eventually their conversation shifts into a story about a friend of theirs who took the simp route. Apparently, this mothafucka was so thirsty for some chick that he broke out in the chorus to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k
Yes, he sang it in the same high-pitched voice and cried at the end. A real tear fell down this simp's cheek. Chick felt so bad that she basically had to go on a date with him. I just shook my head, turned to them and said, "simping is an epidimic fellas. don't do it...he's messing up the game." THESE SIMP NIGGAS ARE MESSING UP THE GAME, GAF. Now she and all her little friends are going to expect men to sing and shed a tear for the pussy. Wait, not even for the pussy! For a date to attempt to COURT the pussy! What will he do for an encore?
I'm mad as hell, but this sandwich is delicious.
The simping must stop.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
This line killed me
and that video linked to Kelly Rowland's new video, which is...
Shit's disgusting.
My man.
D: Simping is ruining the game. I fear we my be beyond the point of no return.
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Naw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
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