I did it GAF. I did it for you.
Here's my IGN review:
Shrimp - 6.5/10
It was alright. Not bad. Not the best fried shrimp I ever had.
Chicken - 9/10
The chicken was great. Delicious and tender. Not like that oily, rubbery tasteless shit served by the KFC outlets in Dubai. Can't say if its better than KFC before I try American KFC
Fries - 8/10
This would be 9/10 if some of the fries weren't hard and overcooked. The rest of them were S tier.
Biscuit - 8/10
The biscuit's a new thing for me. I've no ideal what the idea biscuit's supposed to be like. But this was crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. Very good.
Value - 8.5/10
$5. Can't complain.
Re-eat-abiliy - 9/10
Would eat again. Though I'll most likely skip on the shrimp next time.
Verdict - 9/10
Popeye's is the reason I eat fried chicken. From the smile plastered on my face while opening the box to the disbelief that swept over me as the biscuit began to melt in my mouth to the middle of the night text message I shot a friend about the price, I couldn't stop loving this delicious and satisfying meal. From the moment the smell hits your senses to the moment you finish the last fry,
Popeye's is a masterpiece.