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[Angelus Errare]

No because we don't put ourselves in stupid situations. A horror movie made by a black director would be like this

-Bunch of teens going on vacation
-Take a detour
-Find an awesome house that looks spooky
-Black character(s) point out this isn't a good idea
-They leave
-Everyone else stays has a small party
-And they all die, except the black characters who are back in school wondering where everyone else is.

 

[Nakazato]

How can you blame him, homie just wanted to see what it look like when he regulates on some fools.

LMAO

 

[Future PhaZe]

Apparently yall haven't seen Somebody Help Me.

Me and my boy were watching it for shits and giggles. Movie is basically a comedy up until a point where somebody is getting their scalp torn off.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

No because we don't put ourselves in stupid situations. A horror movie made by a black director would be like this

-Bunch of teens going on vacation
-Take a detour
-Find an awesome house that looks spooky
-Black character(s) point out this isn't a good idea
-They leave
-Everyone else stays has a small party
-And they all die, except the black characters who are back in school wondering where everyone else is.

lol. I would take James Won's approach and force the issue, like Insidious and the upcoming The Conjouring.

Apparently yall haven't seen Somebody Help Me.

Me and my boy were watching it for shits and giggles. Movie is basically a comedy up until a point where somebody is getting their scalp torn off.

LOL. Is this on netflix?

 

[DrFunk]

fuck UPS

I miss some of those banned members

 

[Slayven]

Apparently yall haven't seen Somebody Help Me.

Me and my boy were watching it for shits and giggles. Movie is basically a comedy up until a point where somebody is getting their scalp torn off.

I saw that or something similar on BET one day. I turned it off when the black kids decide to go camping for a vacation. Unrealistic.

 

[Angelus Errare]

I saw that or something similar on BET one day. I turned it off when the black kids decide to go camping for a vacation. Unrealistic.

lmao, sad but true.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

I saw that or something similar on BET one day. I turned it off when the black kids decide to go camping for a vacation. Unrealistic.

hahahaha

 

[Future PhaZe]

LOL. Is this on netflix?

yea

to be honest i kinda loved it

Its basically black guys saying nah man no we cant do dis shit while all the white guys are like lol nah son u a pussy and getting picked off one by one and locked in cages

Its pretty much the anti-horror stereotype.

And its just shocking how the movie is pretty much a comedy/nonchalant about everything until these random terribly violent scenes pop up.

 

[bobbychalkers]

I saw that or something similar on BET one day. I turned it off when the black kids decide to go camping for a vacation. Unrealistic.

damn.....

 

[freenudemacusers]

Somebody Help Me is so astonishingly terrible it actually becomes hilarious. Seriously, get some beers/weed, grab some friends, and watch that shit tonight.

The last 20 minutes or so are just cliche after cliche of horror movie endings.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I remember catching my sister watching somebody help me and I noticed score was straight jacked from inception OST. It was really blatant.

 

[Slayven]

I remember catching my sister watching somebody help me and I noticed score was straight jacked from inception OST. It was really blatant.

That is some Inception shit since the movie came out 3 years before Inception.

 

[freenudemacusers]

wait, there is a sequel to somebody help me!??!?? not enough coli emotes out there to express my feelings right now.

 

[Slayven]

wait, there is a sequel to somebody help me!??!?? not enough coli emotes out there to express my feelings right now.

During his guest appearance on BET's 106 & Park in 2010, Marques Houston stated that there were ongoing plans for the production of two more sequels based on the film. According to Houston, Somebody Help Me 3 was scheduled to premiere on BET around Halloween in 2011 but it didn't, and Somebody Help Me 4 would likely receive a theatrical release in 2012 but there is no certainty of that. [1]
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[freenudemacusers]

 

[Imm0rt4l]

That is some Inception shit since the movie came out 3 years before Inception.

Oh it was either a sequel or it was another movie with marques houston and omarion

 

[Jackben]

fuck UPS

lmao I never read this before. That sucks. I get all my packages delivered to me at work, that way there is no chance of me not being here and delivery drivers pulling some kind of fuckery.

Reminds me of these gifs:

 

[FyreWulff]

I mentioned earlier that I didn't like Popeye's because they screwed over a family member by not turning in the documentation that they had worked there. The social worker finally twisted their arm enough / lit fire under that ass that Popeye's finally got around to doing their job, so now family member has their food stamps back. About time. I heard HHS was on the verge of persuing legal action. Apparently they were just straight up not responding to the information requests from the government, which they can't do.

 

[Jackben]

I mentioned earlier that I didn't like Popeye's because they screwed over a family member by not turning in the documentation that they had worked there. The social worker finally twisted their arm enough / lit fire under that ass that Popeye's finally got around to doing their job, so now family member has their food stamps back. About time. I heard HHS was on the verge of persuing legal action. Apparently they were just straight up not responding to the information requests from the government, which they can't do.

I remember this. Glad it worked out, shit was lame.

Speaking of lame, Moris what happened with your manager?

 

[DominoKid]

This was posted on the gaming side..


So much is wrong with this
#yolo

Future Darwin Award Winner

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

DY Immortal you guys showing up tonight 7pm est?

We need two people to fill in for onemic and Dark Flake.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Apparently yall haven't seen Somebody Help Me.

Me and my boy were watching it for shits and giggles. Movie is basically a comedy up until a point where somebody is getting their scalp torn off.

You mean someone gets their weave taken off?

 

[DY_nasty]

DY Immortal you guys showing up tonight 7pm est?

We need two people to fill in for onemic and Dark Flake.

I just got promoted

gotta stunt

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Alright, we need at least 1 person to jump in with me Immortal and Prof Beef.

 

[Jackben]

Wesley Snipes is out of prison.

 

[Professor Beef]

Wesley Snipes is out of prison.

BLADE RETURNS.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Blade 4 back in production

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

So who is gonna be the 4th for today's podcast, don't all jump at once.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

So who is gonna be the 4th for today's podcast, don't all jump at once.

There HAS to be a decent overlap in which we can all chat bi weekly. I mean damn.

Blade 4 back in production

Doubt we'll ever get another blade movie for a while, unless its a reboot with another actor. I hear Snipes is a legendary asshole on set, plus Blade 1 was the only good flick out the trilogy. Trinity was horrible.

 

[Black Republican]

Wesley Snipes is out of prison.

Us darkies are gonna make a comeback this year. Good news.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I don't think he can escape the straight to dvd vortex.

 

[Black Republican]

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I'll be home in a bit, stuck in traffic.

Immortal, Beef..it's happening but, I'd like to add at least 1 more person.

Anyone want in, pm me.

 

[ReiGun]

Us darkies are gonna make a comeback this year. Good news.

Wait, we were out of style? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Wait, we were out of style? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

I think Idris Elba brought it back.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Damn, not even Slay is around to join the skype conversation.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Wait, we were out of style? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

We aint never going out of style, fuck them high yellow bastards.

 

[The Faceless Master]

 

[The Faceless Master]

well, its official. Popeyes won.

 

[Nakazato]

well, its official. Popeyes won.

KFC WTF you just lost like wtf is that shit.


Just looked on my older cousins FB who is a Pro BBoy. Im jealous :\ Im a filmmaker im just trying to get like him with all the traveling. Got to get out of Jax.

 

[Slayven]

Sorry Moris I been pretty sick all day.

 

[Nakazato]

Sorry Moris I been pretty sick all day.

with that Devo flu

Spoiler

feel better

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Sorry Moris I been pretty sick all day.

I'm sick too man, slam some dayquil and get on here.

 

[Slayven]

I'm sick too man, slam some dayquil and get on here.

Food poisoning sick. Doubt folks want to hear me in the bathroom.

 

[Slayven]

So Myiamoto is like "Baby baby give me one more chance"

 

[DominoKid]

"Baby please just wait until Mario comes out. It's gonna get better I promise!"

 

[Byakuya769]

Between the stupid threads based around a stupid speculative question ("will Sony have defacto always online?") and the "hear me out, always online is great!" thread, does it seem like MS shills are out in full force today?

 

[XenodudeX]

To be fair Sony has been pretty wishy washy about always online

 

[Manmademan]

Between the stupid threads based around a stupid speculative question ("will Sony have defacto always online?") and the "hear me out, always online is great!" thread, does it seem like MS shills are out in full force today?

Noticed this myself, but didn't want to actually call anyone out on it. The spinning over this is in full force. I don't see how MS doesn't back down before the official reveal.