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[Angelus Errare]

Hahahaha!

http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/

smh

 

[JustAnotherMike]

Jaden needs a few of those Carlton style head slaps.

 

[Devolution]

Hahahaha!

http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/

So that's what Satch has been doin.

 

[RedSwirl]

The fuck did you do to have them so tired from fingering that you had to carry them to their car?

Wynn throwing gang signs and jutsu seals in the pussy.

Goddamn!

 

[Wynnebeck]

smh

smh

She found pictures in her e-mail
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
Now I just got a pink slip
Could have kept my job and played it cool
Now I'm broke and in the unemployment line
If I had acted with some common sense
Everything prolly would have turned out fine

 

[Gorillaz]

score one against hands-off parenting.

will & jada ain't raise that boy right.

daughter ain't looking that much better either :hovascust:

smh

pls

 

[Slayven]

So that's what Satch has been doin.

How are you?

 

[ReiGun]

what part of life is this

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Not with his fingers. But maybe things work different in ponyville.

Works like all those promise rings on pregnant girls

Wynne, how do you have 2 chicks and not at least get head?

Good interest rates

 

[GhettoGamer]

I'm alive brehs and the night went no way I thought it would. I get over to the carnival and meet the girls only to find out her "sister" isn't actually her sister at all. It's just her best friend that the family loves as well. They were horny because they had just left a sex shop before going to the carnival and decided to text me. So I get to the carnival (which was being hosted by a catholic church Lord forgive me) and her "sister" has a small chest but a phat ass so the entire time, I was doing my best to not look, but couldn't help it.

So after looking at ticket prices, I decided not to buy a wristband since it was $25. Her sister says "Hey what's that over there?" I turn around and the friend bought me a wristband so I would go on rides with them. After 3 hours of spinning and flipping, I was dizzy as a champ so she said we should get some food and won some prizes (I got a red fedora and feather boa for winning the Strongman game lol). After eating they wanted to take a walk around the local neighborhood. We get to a park and sit down at some benches and start talking.

These chicks must have been on that thirst type stuff because it became all about their likes and dislikes during sex and somehow turned into a game of truth and dare, high school style. Long story short, by the end of the game. I have both girls lying on the bend table holding each others hands while I'm fingering both of them at the same time. My hands were soaked. Afterwards, they were so tired, I had to walk between them to carry them up back to their vehicle. I'm currently in the process of getting dressed to go over this morning and finish the job. lol

Damn nigga you got summer sausages for fingers? Lol glad it wasnt a setup and you had a grand ole time

 

[Boss Riovane]

I'm finally watching House of Cards.......

 

[Angelus Errare]

Man who the fuck are the fans keeping Wiz Khalifa paid? This mixtape is hot asshole juice.

 

[Trey]

Hahahaha!

http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/

"All I did was ask him how he was doing."

Some boys are reckless out here.

 

[Data West]

Unsurprising news but Arsenio got cancelled again.

 

[Slayven]

Unsurprising news but Arsenio got cancelled again.

I am shocked it took this long

 

[Slayven]

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

 

[BlackJace]

Man who the fuck are the fans keeping Wiz Khalifa paid? This mixtape is hot asshole juice.

it's that bad? I heard it was weak but damn

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Unsurprising news but Arsenio got cancelled again.

Alert Gorillaz about the news

 

[Gorillaz]

Unsurprising news but Arsenio got cancelled again.

Seriously?


Why does it gotta be like this fam. Eddie, why didn't you help your boy out

 

[Slayven]

Flex gets a new show so Arsenio had to go.

 

[Mr. Patch]

it's that bad? I heard it was weak but damn

It bangs to me for the most part. It's just too long so you end up with too much filler.

It grew on me.

 

[Angelus Errare]

it's that bad? I heard it was weak but damn

Weak is an understatement. Nice trap beats, but Wiz should just stop trying.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Anybody here (lol) got Mario Kart 8?

EDIT: NNID is BHZ_Mayor

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Anybody here (lol) got Mario Kart 8?

NNID: ViewtifulJC

 

[Angelus Errare]

Gotta drive to SC next weekend to see moms. Might just go to that Sony E3 theater thing up there.

 

[JustAnotherMike]

Hahahaha!

http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/

A whole blog dedicated David Spade impersonators. Wow

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

The mom looks like the Jynx pokemon.

 

[DominoKid]

it's that bad? I heard it was weak but damn

it's pretty bad.

that We Dem Boyz single is good when you're hammered tho.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

Why am I not surprise his mama look like the huckabuck lady

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

I miss King Boo and Petey Piranha. I'll probably end up playing one of the Koopa Kids.

"King Boo and Petey Piranha" sounds like a duo that needs Pen and Pixel cd covers.

Da Pipe (Get It), Spook by the Door, and Fiyah Flowers for the EP

 

[Angelus Errare]

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

Everyone sounds remedial as fuck, and I'm embarrassed as fuck.

 

[Mr. Patch]

Anybody here (lol) got Mario Kart 8?

EDIT: NNID is BHZ_Mayor

Just copped it.

NNID: TheMrPatch

 

[bobbychalkers]

Anybody here (lol) got Mario Kart 8?

EDIT: NNID is BHZ_Mayor

NNID: ChocolateGiddyUp

"King Boo and Petey Piranha" sounds like a duo that needs Pen and Pixel cd covers.

Da Pipe (Get It), Spook by the Door, and Fiyah Flowers for the EP

 

[MikeBreezy92]

"King Boo and Petey Piranha" sounds like a duo that needs Pen and Pixel cd covers.

Da Pipe (Get It), Spook by the Door, and Fiyah Flowers for the EP

LMAO

Good shit

 

[BlackJace]

It bangs to me for the most part. It's just too long so you end up with too much filler.

It grew on me.

Weak is an understatement. Nice trap beats, but Wiz should just stop trying.

it's pretty bad.

that We Dem Boyz single is good when you're hammered tho.

Dude was never really that great, though I did fuck with Cabin Fever 2.

 

[cdyhybrid]

"King Boo and Petey Piranha" sounds like a duo that needs Pen and Pixel cd covers.

Da Pipe (Get It), Spook by the Door, and Fiyah Flowers for the EP

LOL

Came across this on Twitter:

How the Asians became white (Washington Post law professor blog)

Also apparently Josh Brolin will voice Thanos.

 

[soul creator]

Marsupial Physiology

phrase sounds like a lost Inspectah Deck lyric

 

[Angelus Errare]

One of my best friends's great grandmother is 102 today...she was born in 1912.

To put in perspective, she was born 47 years after slavery ended.

 

[Parallax]

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

thats a black eye for everyone involved

 

[Professor Beef]

Ask Floss is something Dating Age needs badly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O9Ez0Wy038&feature=em-uploademail

One of my best friends's great grandmother is 102 today...she was born in 1912.

To put in perspective, she was born 47 years after slavery ended.

Damn, good for her

 

[Vermillion]

Ask Floss is something Dating Age needs badly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O9Ez0Wy038&feature=em-uploademail

Quite.

 

[EscoBlades]

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

N.O.P.E

 

[soul creator]

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

Can't wait for the Desus vs Mero podcast on this

 

[cdyhybrid]

One of my best friends's great grandmother is 102 today...she was born in 1912.

To put in perspective, she was born 47 years after slavery ended.

Damn. If I get even 3/4 of the way there I'll consider it a pretty good run.

 

[J10]

Interview with Terio's mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XZ7ucPN5efY#t=31

 

[Discotheque]

One of my best friends's great grandmother is 102 today...she was born in 1912.

To put in perspective, she was born 47 years after slavery ended.

Damn it would be amazing to talk to her provided she's still got her mental functions in working order

All dat firsthand history

 

[zero_suit]

Arsenio takin' that L.

 

[Gorillaz]

these dudes stay fucking with bron bron lol

never seen a team so desperate to start shit and lose

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I want this to be the last game I have to watch these niggas

 

[RedSwirl]

Ask Floss is something Dating Age needs badly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O9Ez0Wy038&feature=em-uploademail

This sounds like the plot arc of a million cartoon episodes and kids movies I saw during the 90's:

-Dude likes girl but can't talk to her.
-Dude asks for advice and get's
it from all over the place, much of it pick-up strategies.
-One person says "be yourself," and is quickly disregarded.
-Two acts of cringe later, dude decides to be himself which either get's him a date or an amicable put down.

I'm sure that was at least one episode of Doug.

It's like years of media tried to push that "keep it real" message and then the guys who needed it the most just forgot it. I'm still trying to figure out why. Did the message get hammered so much it turned into background noise?

 

[GhettoGamer]

these dudes stay fucking with bron bron lol

never seen a team so desperate to start shit and lose

What Ving said in Baby Boy? Why you gotta fuck with a nigga?