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[Boss Riovane]

God my morning is amazing. Anywho, that Malaysian flight has freaked me the hell out.

 

[DominoKid]

I thought chair shots to the head were a thing of the past

that hit didnt even effect her tho :O

 

[Slayven]

God my morning is amazing. Anywho, that Malaysian flight has freaked me the hell out.

It's like some NCIS type shit.

 

[Kreed]

You'd have to pay me first. Resulting in me not getting behind that damn glass and taking the cash.

But why do they need a person back there?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

But why do they need a person back there?

Not that I'd be one to do it, but seems they're trying to show how confident they are in their product? That..or lunatics.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I feel like the only race you haven't debased is Native Americans.

My Prof Beef alter ego was made to take them down from the inside.

 

[Slayven]

My Prof Beef alter ego was made to take them down from the inside.

with pony and sonic tactics

 

[Satch]

it was that time about an hour before i posted that GIF

you always eating good

im jealous

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Just heard that cake soap guy is going to jail for murder.

 

[Devolution]

What's this hardest man in R&B shit? I bet this dude goes to the Chuck E Cheese and tries to look hard while doing Skeeball. Frontin' motherfucker.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Just heard that cake soap guy is going to jail for murder.

yep. and a juror got arrested for trying to bribe the jury foreman!

 

[Slayven]

What's this hardest man in R&B shit? I bet this dude goes to the Chuck E Cheese and tries to look hard while doing Skeeball. Frontin' motherfucker.

What happen to the songs about taking a lady to Tony Roma's than back to your place and putting that futon and snuggle drenched sheets to the test?

 

[TheKaeptain]

http://i.imgur.com/mx4mElp.jpg


I guess ScarJo got his tits back in now that she is pregnant...

Spoiler

I told these nerds she didn't get a reduction. She lost weight for Avengers and Cap. They'll be back after the baby hits.

 

[The Faceless Master]

if you're feeling too happy today, go ahead and ruin your day reading this.

 

[Gorillaz]

http://i.imgur.com/mx4mElp.jpg


I guess ScarJo got his tits back in now that she is pregnant...

Spoiler

I told these nerds she didn't get a reduction. She lost weight for Avengers and Cap. They'll be back after the baby hits.

I thought the rumor was she got a reduction years ago. Like before she was even in avenger/Marvel stuff

 

[Trey]

it was that time about an hour before i posted that GIF

Northeast takes time to get its act together.

 

[zero_suit]

That's what I'm about to eat in a few minutes.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I thought the rumor was she got a reduction years ago. Like before she was even in avenger/Marvel stuff

She still had boobs back then. It wasn't until she started working with Marvel and underwent all that crazy condition they required for her to play Black Widow.

Let's take a step back and ask ourselves. Her tits got smaller when she lost weight. Why is that? Also, you have to remember things change in pictures depending on the lens and lighting. It's why tits and dicks sizes in porn can't be trusted.

 

[GotEmRunnin]

Geezuz..that "South of the Boarder" place on 95 is pretty fucked up. Might as well be called FuckULand..

One thing about my home state. They never had a problem with displaying their blatant racism....

Oh and face, Me and the wife just cleaned off the back porch and the CharGrill in anticipation of them ribeyes I'm throwing on dat smoker tomorrow.

 

[EscoBlades]

http://i.imgur.com/mx4mElp.jpg


I guess ScarJo got his tits back in now that she is pregnant...

She always looking fine!

Edit: I did that thing where i went through part of an NPD thread. Nearly choked on my KFC this afternoon. LOLOLOL

 

[Trey]

I came across this article on FB and I agree with half of it while condemning the remainder. It's an article on "Why Men Cheat" and my largest problem with it is how it attempts to throw every cheating male's motivating factor under one umbrella, that being the cheater was afraid to lose the woman he was cheating on. And that what makes a male a "man" (he set up a dichotomy which separates the two) is simply a loyal woman.

I more or less agree with this, though:

I enjoy going on dates, flirting, courting and enjoy my single life, but in the back of my mind, I’m looking for a WIFE. I have ZERO interest in having side HOES or “fans”. I don’t need to have sex with every beautiful woman I meet to prove how much of a “man” I am. My loyalty, monogamy, spirituality & mental maturity proves that.

The content of a person's character is what determines (or should determine) manhood, not how many bodies one accrues.

 

[ishibear]

That's what I'm about to eat in a few minutes.

Me too.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Edit: I did that thing where i went through part of an NPD thread. Nearly choked on my KFC this afternoon.

These two aren't related, this is just God's way of warning your ass from eating that chicken

 

[soundscream]

Yo, Target really fucked up with that credit card hack.

It’s a measure of how common these crimes have become, and how conventional the hackers’ approach in this case, that Target was prepared for such an attack. Six months earlier the company began installing a $1.6 million malware detection tool made by the computer security firm FireEye (FEYE), whose customers also include the CIA and the Pentagon. Target had a team of security specialists in Bangalore to monitor its computers around the clock. If Bangalore noticed anything suspicious, Target’s security operations center in Minneapolis would be notified.

On Saturday, Nov. 30, the hackers had set their traps and had just one thing to do before starting the attack: plan the data’s escape route. As they uploaded exfiltration malware to move stolen credit card numbers—first to staging points spread around the U.S. to cover their tracks, then into their computers in Russia—FireEye spotted them. Bangalore got an alert and flagged the security team in Minneapolis. And then …

Nothing happened.

http://www.businessweek.com/article...ed-alarms-in-epic-hack-of-credit-card-data#p1

 

[DrFunk]

They still in new york marching for the right to touch black folks hair?

 

[The Faceless Master]

Yo, Target really fucked up with that credit card hack.

http://www.businessweek.com/article...ed-alarms-in-epic-hack-of-credit-card-data#p1

or...

Two security experts who advise organizations in responding to cyber attacks and both have experience using FireEye technology said that security personnel typically don't get excited about such generic alerts because FireEye does not provide much information about those threats.

The experts said that they believed it was likely that Target's security team received hundreds of such alerts on a daily basis, which would have made it tough to have singled out that threat as being particularly malicious.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/13/us-target-breach-idUSBREA2C14F20140313

 

[Boss Riovane]

Where in fucks name did manners go? I mean shit is turning into borderline racism in this mother fucker. I'm out getting my girl some sweets and maybe because I'm running on 3 in 48 and a little sensitive but I'm two steps away from checking these jerky boys in this goddamn restaurant.

And now I know I'm subconsciously being an ass. I'm sitting in the only aisle blocking their path and making them go around me because of their prior rudeness.

I am an eloquent person and these fuckers are on the verge of breaking my calm. And then on top of that some old guy trying to make conversation with me.

 

[Retro_]

What did they do?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

And then on top of that some old guy trying to make conversation with me.

LMAO @ that last line. Like this is what broke the camel's back, some old guy trying to talk to me

 

[harSon]

Lol, a radio station around here has been playing Hot in Herre for 18 hours now

 

[Slayven]

Lol, a radio station around here has been playing Hot in Herre for 18 hours now

Are they torturing terrorists?

 

[DominoKid]

this blog came across my Twitter feed. figured you all might like it.

Building A Diverse Newsroom Is Work
Shani O. Hilton
Deputy Editor-in-Chief, BuzzFeed

 

[KumaJG]

I tricked into watching a Tyler Perry movie, god help me...

 

[Prototype Viktor]

I tricked into watching a Tyler Perry movie, god help me...

No one can save you not even the Holy Trinity (Pryor, Carlin and Carrot Top)

 

[EscoBlades]

Lol, a radio station around here has been playing Hot in Herre for 18 hours now

Slay's anthem.

 

[akira28]

Slay's anthem.

Devo's Slay ringtone.

But what is Slay's ringtone for Dev?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYycDyAxgb0

 

[EscoBlades]

Devo's Slay ringtone.

But what is Slay's ringtone for Dev?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYycDyAxgb0

AHAHAHA!

 

[Slayven]

Slay's anthem.

Nope this is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QD5n98R_nk

 

[Parallax]

There's a mad dog thread in the ot. Rio, I'm holding you responsible.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Devo's Slay ringtone.

But what is Slay's ringtone for Dev?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYycDyAxgb0

This was a laugh that I needed.

 

[Boss Riovane]

What did they do?

LMAO @ that last line. Like this is what broke the camel's back, some old guy trying to talk to me

So I was in KFC getting cookies.(I will take that L begrudgingly, my lady loves them) and you know when you pass by someone within a certain radius its common to say excuse me/pardon me etc. Well this motherfuckers have no goddamn manners. Kept invading my personal space. TWICE. Well I got that ass back. I sat in the middle of the aisle and when he tried to walk pass me, I stuck my motherfucking leg out in front of his girl, kids and his damn friend. And when he looked down at me I looked at him and mouthed the words "Say something". He for the rest of the time I was there walked all the fucking way around the restaurant. Thats when the old dude approached me about some conspiracy bullshit about KFC no longer using the word chicken in the ads and that the meat was from clones. I shit you not.

There's a mad dog thread in the ot. Rio, I'm holding you responsible.

I am not responsible for this. But I should partake in the conversation to fuck with the notion.

 

[EscoBlades]

Man....the comments.

 

[bishoptl]

this blog came across my Twitter feed. figured you all might like it.

Building A Diverse Newsroom Is Work
Shani O. Hilton
Deputy Editor-in-Chief, BuzzFeed

Great read, thanks. The key standout for me is the power of networking - I was lucky enough to have that drummed into my head by the producers at my first gaming gig. No matter how nervous you might be when first reaching out, it will come in handy when you want to step past the next wo/man for a plum assignment.

 

[EscoBlades]

Great read, thanks. The key standout for me is the power of networking

Couldn't agree more.

 

[Order]

So I was in KFC getting cookies.(I will take that L begrudgingly, my lady loves them) and you know when you pass by someone within a certain radius its common to say excuse me/pardon me etc. Well this motherfuckers have no goddamn manners. Kept invading my personal space. TWICE. Well I got that ass back. I sat in the middle of the aisle and when he tried to walk pass me, I stuck my motherfucking leg out in front of his girl, kids and his damn friend. And when he looked down at me I looked at him and mouthed the words "Say something". He for the rest of the time I was there walked all the fucking way around the restaurant. Thats when the old dude approached me about some conspiracy bullshit about KFC no longer using the word chicken in the ads and that the meat was from clones. I shit you not.



I am not responsible for this. But I should partake in the conversation to fuck with the notion.

That say something had me dying

 

[J10]

Thats when the old dude approached me about some conspiracy bullshit about KFC no longer using the word chicken in the ads and that the meat was from clones. I shit you not.

I would like to hear more about this.

 

[Silky]

well Space Dandy just melted my eyes

 

[KumaJG]

Great read, thanks. The key standout for me is the power of networking - I was lucky enough to have that drummed into my head by the producers at my first gaming gig. No matter how nervous you might be when first reaching out, it will come in handy when you want to step past the next wo/man for a plum assignment.

I wish I learnt the power of networking earlier. Struggling to find a stable job because I didn't want to say hi to a mofo. Damn I fucked myself over zzz .

 

[DY_nasty]

 

[J10]

LOL