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The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Luigi took our stare

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ReiGun

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That lion king game on Super Nintendo or Nes or something idk. That level where simba was riding an ostrich use to piss me off
Monica, that game was the shit. I don't even know you anymore.

My worst game is probably Yu Yu Hakusho: The Dark Tournament. How do you mess up a YYH fighter that badly.
 

Gorillaz

Member
Replay that lion king game breh, there probably wasn't any other level after that one, like that was back when they didnt know how to balance difficulty on console and instead made like 3 hardass levels a game and called it a day

Why is he even riding an ostrich my dude
 
Lela Star's new ass brehs..

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chick lookin like a struggle kim k

how the mighty have fallen.

rip

stillnut
 
So I feel like I asked this question before - I don't remember the exact answer but I feel like I remember it not sitting well with me. Anyway, my understanding is that GOTG takes place at the same time as the Avengers (i.e. not in the distant future). If so, how do we have so many straight up human characters in GOTG? How did they get out there in space? It's not like some one off exceptions like Jon or Hal who were plucked off Earth by the Lantern Core or what not. Starlord, at least at the start of the IP to my understanding, is a nobody right? Space travel isn't common amongst the human population and given Starlord et al. are adults, they didn't show up yesterday. So what gives?


Technically in the comics, these GOTG aren't around til 2008. But the avengers have been around since the 60's.
 

harSon

Banned
I still don't think Oculus Rift/Project Morpheus are going to be as successful as many are expecting, but I certainly hope it is. Even in its current infant and unrefined state, the technology is legit as fuck. Everyone I've shown it to has been amazed, and witnessing those experiences definitely feels like one of those technological "moments."

If only I didn't suffer from motion sickness :(
 

Furyous

Member
I woke up fucked up...

Fuck this work shit. I'm sitting here working on marketing plans for an organization that needs to create great brand messaging for paying one months rent for homeless youth. HOW DARE THESE DUDES REQUEST HELP WITH A GOOGLE ANALYTICS PROJECT. I'm working on that too but real talk, these dudes are lazy as shit because they could this themselves.

Desus vs Mero

It's out already.

http://www.complex.com/tv/shows/desus-vs-mero/desus-vs-mero-ep-26-no-limbs-no-ls

Donald Sterling's sidepiece is at it again.....

http://instagram.com/p/rLHq5YK-vJ/?modal=true

She let him get her pregnant, allegedly. I have so many questions and worry about the new generation. Sterling probably called her all types of slave pussy and ******bitches (I hate the -er word) during their time together. She's trite because she fucked 100 year old racist cock. With that said, how much would it take for you to fuck a billionaire racist? Would you go raw in conservative old racist fuck, let him/her slander you like Sterling/Kramer/Anthony Cumia in hopes of getting that paid forever check?

I feel sorry for the new generation. It's a dossier somewhere of their parents alleged whoring. Motherfuckers have dick/pussy/tit pics in a spreadsheet. Those DMs are stored in a secure vault somewhere. That sextape is preserved forever and probably on random porn site right now. Motherfuckers are going to have to explain to their children why they went Chinese subway on the groupie. I'm talking about 100 miles per second bunched up together touching everything. That teaching moment will be legendary. Then the kid is bombarded with their parents whoring ways.

NO WORDS for this other than I don't condone these statements.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/but-thats-none-of-my-business?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000047&s=mobile

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Christina Aguilera is trifling

Spoiler for not stomach safe/not work safe pregnant fuckery


This is the equivalent of how white people look at obese black women wearing outfits that are grossly inappropriate.

COVER THAT SHIT UP. White women be comfortable as shit showing off their pregnancy with blatant disregard for the public decency. Ain't nobody trying to see that shit. Fuck your pregnancy. You dudes condoning this shit need help.

We need silencers for shotguns to protect ourselves from drones!

http://www.fastcoexist.com/3033751/...hnny-dronehunter-will-shoot-them-down-for-you

When we start arming ourselves with suppressed shotguns to take down drones, how long will it take the cops to arrest us? Let me pull out a silenced pump shotty in the middle of a crowded downtown area and try to shoot a drone out of the air and watch what happens.

The company is based out of Utah which makes sense. Fuck them la-li-le-lo ass fuckers. WORLD ENDING BUT LET'S DEFEND OUR FREEDOMS BECAUSE OBAMA COMMUNIST MUSLIM SOCIALISM BRING BACK AMURRRICA!.

Traveling Abroad/What happens outside the US stays outside to US. Shout out to Chinese censorship

I miss Beijing. It's something about getting a hand job from some random foreign woman with a curiosity about black men that just boosts my ego. My friends couldn't find the translation for condom in Mandarin so they made do with that they have which was nothing, according to what they told me. You haven't lived until you've went raw outside a club with some random woman that doesn't speak english, allegedly. That firewall helps to keep people from contacting you in case accidents happen and someone tries to pin their pregnancy on you in attempt to possibly gain citizenship, at least that's what I heard from friends. Beijing had clubs, cheap food, entertainment, crazy people, karaoke, fun, and an inordinate amount of smog. One day I'm going back and "soaking up the culture" and "making new friends".
 

ReiGun

Member
Replay that lion king game breh, there probably wasn't any other level after that one, like that was back when they didnt know how to balance difficulty on console and instead made like 3 hardass levels a game and called it a day

Why is he even riding an ostrich my dude

The problem was the difficulty was all over the place in that game. You'd have some levels being piss easy, then you'd have ostrich riding. Sometimes the difficulty would switch up on you even in the same level.

Despite that, shit was still fun.
 

RedSwirl

Junior Member
So I just watched this joint "The Newburgh Sting."

Now, I'd heard about the entrapment claims on the FBI's terrorism stings. The controversy isn't unknown to me at all. What I didn't realize is the defendants in these cases were pretty much all black and from the street.
 
Final Fantasy 4 is the worst game I've played (I haven't actually played Sonic 06 because I'm not a masochist). Also, Godhand was fun but let's not pretend it wasn't bad, especially those CONTROLS.
 

Kreed

Member

Don't pay Slay any attention, this is Satch bait.

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Now this game right here... I never owned this, but I would watch my older cousins play this trying their best to beat that water level. Pure comedy.

Then there was this struggle shit N64 fans had to deal with:

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I had Nintendo fans swearing up and down this game was good, but it was only because N64 only owners had nothing else to play besides Nintendo and Wrestling games.
 

Slayven

Member
So I feel like I asked this question before - I don't remember the exact answer but I feel like I remember it not sitting well with me. Anyway, my understanding is that GOTG takes place at the same time as the Avengers (i.e. not in the distant future). If so, how do we have so many straight up human characters in GOTG? How did they get out there in space? It's not like some one off exceptions like Jon or Hal who were plucked off Earth by the Lantern Core or what not. Starlord, at least at the start of the IP to my understanding, is a nobody right? Space travel isn't common amongst the human population and given Starlord et al. are adults, they didn't show up yesterday. So what gives?

Easy Xandarians just look human, as do a lot races because Celestials run around the universe fucking with races' evolution.


and if they don't like the way a race is evolving they wipe them out.
 

cdyhybrid

Member
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Any of ya'll remember this shit? Wasn't the worst game I played, but all the older games posted in here brought back the memory of it. I only rented it from Blockbuster and never owned it.
 

ReiGun

Member
Final Fantasy 4 is the worst game I've played (I haven't actually played Sonic 06 because I'm not a masochist). Also, Godhand was fun but let's not pretend it wasn't bad, especially those CONTROLS.
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This guy.
Don't pay Slay any attention, this is Satch bait.

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Now this game right here... I never owned this, but I would watch my older cousins play this trying their best to beat that water level. Pure comedy.

I think I was the only kid that had no problem with the water level.
 

royalan

Member
Worst game I've played?

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Game is straight garbage.

Oh hell naw.

Sunshine gets WAY more hate than it deserves. ALL the Gamecube entries to Nintendo's franchises do, for some reason.

Is it the greatest? No. But it's still a solid platformer. One of the best we got that gen.
Although, Sly Cooper put that long stroke on it.

Also?
I still think Nintendo's Gamecube games get so much shade thrown at them now because people feel the need praise EVERYTHING Nintendo releases for Wii/Wii U to the absolute high heavens (and shit on what came before) in an attempt to justify those platforms.
 

ChamplooJones

Formerly Momotaro
Oh hell naw.

Sunshine gets WAY more hate than it deserves. ALL the Gamecube entries to Nintendo's franchises do, for some reason.

Is it the greatest? No. But it's still a solid platformer. One of the best we got that gen.
Although, Sly Cooper put that long stroke on it.

Also?
I still think Nintendo's Gamecube games get so much shade thrown at them now because people feel the need praise EVERYTHING Nintendo releases for Wii/Wii U to the absolute high heavens (and shit on what came before) in an attempt to justify those platforms.

Check the above post bruh.
 
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There's probably worse I'm forgetting but this always sticks out

I'm intrigued as fuck on how you came to this conclusion.

But I guess the dude who's spent years displaying & debating the merits of the series is that I do understand how the feel of the game makes people real decisive on their hate it or love it feelings toward the series though.
 

ReiGun

Member
A friend and I were talking not too long ago about how the gamecube was a pretty weird time for Nintendo as a lot their big franchises took these deviations no one really expected. Zelda with the cel-shading, Metroid became a first person shooter/adventure game, Sunshine's odd cleaning up narrative, Star Fox Assault, pretty much everything they did with Donkey Kong. The Gamecube was where they stepped out their comfort zone a bit with weird games like Chibi Robo and Animal Crossing.

I'd like a return to that sort of experimentation not only for Nintendo, but for a lot of big pubs. However, given the financial situations at present, I get why it's not really happening.
 
I don't know why I'm surprised at Itou's characters being dumb as hell when it's par for the course

This heffa just came out of the carpet soaked with her blood after getting decapitated (and after the headless body stood up with part of the head trying to grow back)


WHY ARE YOU GETTING IN A CAR WITH HER
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Furyous

Member
Sunshine was kind of boring.

in other news, that Klitschko video is the funniest shit i've seen in a while.

Dude straight trolled the ever loving shit out of dude. That dude dumped a pound of oil on his body and looked extra zesty. Love who you want to love, no shade.

I wish I could do this for major corporations. Let me run up on Tim Cook on some fuckboy trolling shit trying to land that good Apple career.
I'M NOT BOUT THAT LIFE.

Let me see Kris Jenner chilling in a club with shitty sound system and bad lighting. I'm putting my bid in hopes of "networking for the future". Is there a phrase for a Cougar keeping a young dude on deck just in case and providing him with a new lifestyle? Don't get it fucked up I will be that dude as long as she keeps the slurs out of the conversation. I could be her "personal assistant" for the right situation.
 
I'm intrigued as fuck on how you came to this conclusion.

But I guess the dude who's spent years displaying & debating the merits of the series is that I do understand how the feel of the game makes people real decisive on their hate it or love it feelings toward the series though.

I just didn't enjoy it. Like, at all.
 
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