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[BeatResetsTheWorld]

I laughed at this, speaking of

"I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…"

I...don't know if I should praise the 6 year old for even knowing "Pakistan" or laugh for him clearly not knowing wtf Pakistan (or Pacman) is

 

[KumaJG]

That Jagged Edge tho...

 

[Trey]

no way Pakistan came out of a 6 y/o mouth.

Lost it at Rebecca.

 

[Village]

There were funnier ones posted in the smash gaf ot's

A bunch of em called samus Iron man

 

[Order]

Link should be Zelda

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I think I'm more afraid of sonic fans than the police.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

The new box shit in Metal Gear is stupid as fuck. wow. It manages to be even dumber than the magazines already are. There is a lot of silly shit in the new MGS, but my eyes are somewhere on the floor from rolling out of my head -typing in the dark, b-.

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

I think I'm more afraid of sonic fans than the police.

Charles Hamilton is about as harmless as you can get though

 

[BlackJace]

I think I'm more afraid of sonic fans than the police.

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

 

[J10]

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

Yeah, you would. Insects are part of the hedgehog diet.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

The new box shit in Metal Gear is stupid as fuck. wow. It manages to be even dumber than the magazines already are. There is a lot of silly shit in the new MGS, but my eyes are somewhere on the floor from rolling out of my head -typing in the dark, b-.

Imm0rt4l pls explain

 

[Jado]

Oculus DK2 should be arriving at my place within an hour. Need to get out of work soon. Anyone else getting one?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

OK we reached our sonic fan limit

No more allowed

 

[J10]

Guardians of the Galaxy does $300M. Twelve seconds later:

Inhumans? LOL Who would even want to watch that?

 

[ReiGun]

Every time I see one of these "I asked xx to name all the Smash character" things I chuckle that everyone pegs Pit as a girl.

 

[G-Fex]

I think I'm more afraid of sonic fans than the police.

What's funnier is sonic is a mediocre game.

 

[Professor Beef]

OK we reached our sonic fan limit

No more allowed

I didn't know we let bronies speak for the thread.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I didn't know we let bronies speak for the thread.

I ain't no brony bruh

I ain't no brony

 

[EscoBlades]

I didn't know we let bronies speak for the thread.

 

[Mortemis]

The new box shit in Metal Gear is stupid as fuck. wow. It manages to be even dumber than the magazines already are. There is a lot of silly shit in the new MGS, but my eyes are somewhere on the floor from rolling out of my head -typing in the dark, b-.

I was laughing so hard when I saw that. Shit is too stupid.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Guardians of the Galaxy does $300M. Twelve seconds later:

Inhumans? LOL Who would even want to watch that?

I guess they will build hype in for it through shield, but yeah Inhumans sort of suck. Blackbolt is cool as the grim mysterious type, but after that it gets kind of tacky.

Also inhumans are wayyyyyyyyyy more unbelievable than Wakanda. Marvel needs to stop fucking around and give the people BP. Even if the say fuck it and just call him Panther, they need to stop fucking around.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I bet they gave you a fubu shirt when you got named urban lifestyle director.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I bet they gave you a fubu shirt when you got named urban lifestyle director.

"Here's your corner office, and by that I mean you'll be sitting in the corner of the Head of HR's office...you're the man now dawg!" -awkward fistbump/highfive-

 

[Zeus Molecules]

"Here's your corner office, and by that I mean you'll be sitting in the corner of the Head of HR's office...you're the man now dawg!" -awkward fistbump/highfive-

That is exactly how they treat you..... exactly

 

[EscoBlades]

I'm taking notes.

If i ever see any of your applications pass by my desk...well

 

[ViewtifulJC]

That is exactly how they treat you..... exactly

they're understanding our culture breh

they fistbump and do the explosion afterwards

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I'm taking notes.

If i ever see any of your applications pass by my desk...well

stop playing, you know they didn't give you a desk.

They have you like

 

[Angelus Errare]

lmao.

 

[Jado]

GAF thread: Apple releases first ever diversity report

Most of the responses: there aren't enough qualified minorities, not Apple's fault.

^This is BS and only half the truth. I'll just come right out and say that the number of stupid-to-average white people I've worked with in a high-end corporate environment earning a nice salary is astounding. It hurts me to know how many of my black and Hispanic acquaintances growing up are still stuck in the same rundown areas. Deliberately or subconsciously, white execs and white hiring managers place obvious priorities in who they let walk in through the door. It's not that hard to understand.

It's a whole other level of fuckery when you're actually a smart, talented minority trying to get promoted to the next level and shit is clearly being made much easier for your white peers.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm taking notes.

If i ever see any of your applications pass by my desk...well

After how Ubi did Connor dirty, I ain't going near an Ubi building in my lifetime.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

So, what happened?

Who kidney punched the forum servers for hours on end?

 

[KumaJG]

So, what happened?

Who kidney punched the forum servers for hours on end?

Silent Hill

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm taking notes.

If i ever see any of your applications pass by my desk...well

I thought mail room workers get fired if they tamper with mail.

 

[G-Fex]

Silent Hill

bleh

 

[DrFunk]

kojima don't stop

 

[EscoBlades]

I thought mail room workers get fired if they tamper with mail.

Must be hard trying to write a letter with hooves breh

 

[KumaJG]

bleh

I am kind of interested. It has Kojima and Del Toro at the helm.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Have the last few Silent Hills been playable at a mechanics level? Cause 1-4 constitutes my only exposure and those controls have all been ass. Atmosphere was top notch but could never finish cause it was downright unfun to move and interact with the environment.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Have the last few Silent Hills been playable at a mechanics level? Cause 1-4 constitutes my only exposure and those controls have all been ass. Atmosphere was top notch but could never finish cause it was downright unfun to move and interact with the environment.

Games still function the same mechanically but have managed to get worse. Nobody should be excited for a new one.

 

[G-Fex]

I am kind of interested. It has Kojima and Del Toro at the helm.

No interest in the amnesia/outlast stuff. No thanks.

pewdiepie should get a thrill from it though.

 

[Malyse]

Hundreds, it would appear.

Was only listing the once that were heinous enough to get mass media coverage. I know about the report. Hell I've read it.

 

[Silky]

Silent Hill will be bad.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

So folks mad about this Tomb Raider mess?

That should surprise me, but it doesn't. You'll get it for your system eventually.

 

[RedSwirl]

Maybe I need to document how I manage to remain a Sonic fan in 2014 and not be insane.

 

[Professor Beef]

Maybe I need to document how I manage to remain a Sonic fan in 2014 and not be insane.

If anything, the "fans" who haven't touched the series since Adventure 2 will be the ones who finally make me snap.

 

[G-Fex]

If anything, the "fans" who haven't touched the series since Adventure 2 will be the ones who finally make me snap.

but sonic's been mediocre since the start.

That generations I've seen Dime play seemed okay.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Maining Bowler and Monkey next month.

Tried to stay up to watch the sony conference (2am in Japan) and my old ass tapped out at 1:57

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

The monster gawd Del Toro is working with Hideo on Silent Hill? There might be a ray of sunlight coming from that series in the future.

 

[DominoKid]

I laughed at this, speaking of

"I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…"

megaman lost

 

[G-Fex]

megaman lost

he even got killed at Evo.

He's just not meant to live anymore.