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The Black Culture Thread |OT8| Hands Up, Don't Shoot
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Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Handheld.
I'm talking about some of the scenarios that would make Robotron hop out of the game and slap fire out of a developer. It controlled fine.
Because RE is a great series and even at it's worst it still has great ideas.
REV had problems but it's still fun to play. Jill's early playthroughs are pretty okay. I got irritated doing Chris parts... wolves just UGH
I wasn't aware there were prime, black approved thread posting times.
And y'all still ain't in there, tho. :|
For maximum posting potential a thread should be posted between 12pm and 4pm EST on a week day.
MikeBreezy92
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Gaf proving why game designers never make their female characters look older.
I liked the new soul calibur girls with extra padding though...dat taki...dat ivy...
hahah that's for firestarting, but you're right. there are peak times to hit the most vocal posters. You can't rely on EuroGAF or EasternGAF like you can American weekday gaf
No wonder I miss everything.
I know right? Smh
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Oh Gawd *big sean voice* fuck those wolves. Lol
I was about to say that doesn't make sense considering people should be at work/school, but given how many people admit they just goof off at work....yeah. I believe it.
Catch them on the launch period or goofing off at work.
The worse thing about SC is the story. Every SC literally starts with "Remember the last time we got rid of that evil sword? Fuck that noise it is back again".
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
The Faceless Master
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wells have better water. and its free!
TheBlackMarvel
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Ah ok, there are definitely parts of the game that are awful but I do think, on the whole, it was a much stronger game than 5 and 6.
Don't worry, her breasts will triple by launch. Of this, I am sure. Capcom's Revelation design for Jill was even shittier than her design in 5.
I just wish they'd start with some fresh new characters and locations,. They've already spent their lore, and it's pretty lame when you have someone dealing with it who has already dealt wit hit before. Part of what made RE 2 so great was that Leon just showed up for his first day of work and everything was fucked. And Claire just arrived in town and everything was fucked. The only 'experts on killing zambeys' should be Hunk. And he just gets all his friends killed. Give me a new city with two people who have never been in that situation before and have never even heard of it before.
Carolina black...I guess it's a thing. Gonna be some african, some white, some indian, some island, all mixed in there.
MikeBreezy92
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Aye I'm wondering the same thing...
Nah breh all female characters gotta look like their 20 yo selves.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
They need to start giving out pamphlets to designers of female characters, alerting them to the nearest bushes like it's a timeshare.
Your character doesn't look 18 even tho she's 40? Get comfortable g.
You ain't adding in breast implants? Word to a day-layborer's shears, you bonding with the landscape.
Your character doesn't look 18 even tho she's 40? Get comfortable g.
You ain't adding in breast implants? Word to a day-layborer's shears, you bonding with the landscape.
The premise would make a solid anime. The game story is kind of dumb.
MHWilliams
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How else would we build a throne of bodies if we didn't keep you down?
How amusingly vague.
I'm going to try to watch Kokoro Connect sometime this coming week, by the way. I hope I like it. I saw the manga but I'm not sure whether it is considered good as well, and I might as well watch first.
Fine! 34! You twisted my arm!
I hope you enjoy Kokoro Connect, even if it does end rather abruptly.
Not really, but most of my family lives in the Charlotte area, so I identify with the state. I'm the one who stays outside of the nest.
Alligatorjandro
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Can someone explain what gamergate is all about
Well we got a few newbies. Moira now, and Sherry, Jake and Helena were pretty much new. But yeah we could use some more.
I don't really mind the returns tbh. Silent Hill is the game with new characters every game, RE has always been consistent. It's what sets them apart and I like the subtle differences.
The biggest crisis Leon faces is that his ass can't drive worth shit. If he touches a vehicle, it's cursed instantly.
MikeBreezy92
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I mean yeah now it is......wasn't too bad pre-SCIV
Besides who cares about the story its all about them customs... >_>
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
WHY is it that Leon can't be in one vehicle without it crashing and people dieing? I'm certain that he could be on horseback and still end up causing the horse to explode (like a car) and end up killing 50 people.
Now that game journalists like MHWilliams have made millions off the backs of gamers, they now want to shit on them.
Omg
I really wouldn't be surprised if a horse exploded because of him.
Mike's death in 4 was magic tho. Leon spoke to him and transferred the curse.
Funniest part is at the end of his campaign in 6, Helena drives the helicopter. Clearly she knew the danger.
MikeBreezy92
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Well he didn't crash his jeep in RE2 and he didn't crash his Jetski in RE4...or the boat in RE4....RE6 just made the dude seem incompetent behind the wheel
There is no moment in RE 3, 4, Veronica, whatever like the zombie head turn in RE 1 and the licker appearance in RE 2. That's why I say they need a reboot. MAYBE the Regenerator appearance, but I still think I'm being generous with that. The characters all know WAY too much about their environment. It's like every character is Alice now.
How many good horror movies have characters that know about the existence of these monsters BEFORE the movie starts? Day of the Dead, maybe? Which was more focused on the human element than the monsters. Capcom would get laughed out of the building if they said they were focusing on the 'human element.'
How many good horror movies have characters that know about the existence of these monsters BEFORE the movie starts? Day of the Dead, maybe? Which was more focused on the human element than the monsters. Capcom would get laughed out of the building if they said they were focusing on the 'human element.'
Apparently. I'm in Michigan though.
In 2, he crashed the car in the beginning. In 4, the ride he came in went over a cliff (he wasn't in it but it applies LOL).
It's just like Leon and vehicles don't get along. Something bad always happens.
Each paragraph got sadder and sadder
That's why I'm glad I watched it again myself. Its legit entertaining as hell before anything else.
I bet you Slay sit on his porch with a straw hat and overalls singing negro hymns. I imagine Slay Sunday best is a corduroy suit he wore during the civil rights movement.
Other than myself who else live in the northeast ?
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Poor Mike. Dude just wanted to help.
Those poor cops that drove him into Spain.
Mike in the helicopter
The cop car in RE2.
The curse is real bruh.
Nemesis
The Regenerator in RE 4
Whatever it was in the bag, in RE 4.
Chainsaw dude.
The room with the dead scientists in CV.
The dude under the grate yelling, in CV.
Reboot or not, the only reason they haven't been scary is due to them not wanting them to be scary.
Code Geass mech designs were straight garbage. Like Jandro came up with them.
haha
Didn't realize this was still related to the Zoe Quinn/female gamer harassment, but I'm not surprised.
I just don't know about Revelations. It reintroduced slices of old RE, but mixed those with an attempt at some action game calling itself Resident Evil that felt completely different from RE4 and 5.
After 6 though I at least think they've already established a new set of characters to do new stories with like the transition from Tekken 2 to Tekken 3.
Pretty much. Might even quote this in the Revelations 2 thread.
In fact this is a problem I have with a lot of Japanese games. As soon as female characters approach anything past 35 they either disappear or figure out a way to stop aging. Nevermind the RE1 characters' having military experience at unrealistically young ages.
In fact, shit, how many games can you think of where you play as a woman over the age of 30?
After 6 though I at least think they've already established a new set of characters to do new stories with like the transition from Tekken 2 to Tekken 3.
Pretty much. Might even quote this in the Revelations 2 thread.
In fact this is a problem I have with a lot of Japanese games. As soon as female characters approach anything past 35 they either disappear or figure out a way to stop aging. Nevermind the RE1 characters' having military experience at unrealistically young ages.
In fact, shit, how many games can you think of where you play as a woman over the age of 30?
Prototype Viktor
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was that how you got got for the ban?
It's a general gaming problem for protagonists. Females tend to cut off at 30 and males cut off at 40. Remember in Nier how they had to make the attractive young male character lead in Japan because they didn't want to play that old dude?
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