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[akira28]

Then Scarlet witch says no more negroes and boom.

Just be thankful she wasn't in an ill-fated relationship with T'Challa, or that's exactly what would have happened.

 

[RP912]

...is squirting just pee?

50/50

 

[Discotheque]

Doesn't most of BlackGAF run MCUGAF? I mean Slayven and Manmademan have to at least be on the board of directors.

I thought slayven and j10 rode for mcugaf for life now I dunno what to think here

 

[Parallax]

Then Scarlet witch says no more negroes and boom.

i bet we would disappear too, and not turn into white people

 

[royalan]

50/50

But, like, when it's gushing gallons of fluid all over the place...is most of that just pee?

If it isn't...what's creating all of that excess fluid? Where is it being stored? Out of which hole is it exploding forth?

That thread in OT has me so confused. I feel like she just peed all over him. :/

 

[Devolution]

But, like, when it's gushing gallons of fluid all over the place...is most of that just pee?

If it isn't...what's creating all of that excess fluid? Where is it being stored? Out of which hole is it exploding forth?

That thread in OT has me so confused. I feel like she just peed all over him. :/

Nah it's more of a pressure thing.

What excess fluid? Women are constantly getting wet during sex.

 

[akira28]

squirt usually ain't pee. But I think in porn they just make the girls drink lots of water, because controlled squirting isn't that common a thing. It's more of a random occurrence.

although far be it from me to underestimate porn industry scientists. maybe they've done the research.

(but I believe more likely some fat dude with a cigar just said "eh, just pee and press real hard, no one will know the difference on camera".

 

[royalan]

Nah it's more of a pressure thing.

What excess fluid? Women are constantly getting wet during sex.

I mean I know that...but the shooting...is that the same stuff?

 

[Devolution]

I mean I know that...but the shooting...is that the same stuff?

No/yes. There's still debate just how much of it is urine and how much of it is just sexual lubricant type fluid, because all sexual fluid is made up of at least some urine. But like I said it has to do with pressure and muscle tightening.

 

[royalan]

No. There's still debate just how much of it is urine and how much of it is just sexual lubricant type fluid, because all sexual fluid is made up of at least some urine. But like I said it has to do with pressure and muscle tightening.

Hmmmm...I learned something today.

 

[RP912]

Shit seems confusing in itself because my ex use to be a "shooter" but it was mainly orgasms, yet my young self at time thought it wasn't normal. One ex thought it was urine but she was so caught up in the motions to understand what went down :/

 

[Devolution]

Hmmmm...I learned something today.

Yeah it's one of those things that hasn't really been understood/studied because for so long what women did or experienced during sex was kind of "who gives a shit" since the very idea of them having sex despite being necessary was "shameful."

 

[J10]

I must be doing something wrong if I've never seen a woman paint the walls with ejaculate sprung forth from her secret geyser of a vagina in real life.

 

[Wynnebeck]

I must be doing something wrong if I've never seen a woman paint the walls with ejaculate sprung forth from her secret geyser of a vagina in real life.

Just had a female friend of mine reenact Scary Movie all over my face last night. When you get them to that point, it's all over but the legs behind the head. Also, why the hell is Jaden Smith rapping and why is he sounding like he's biting Kendrick mad hard?

 

[Byakuya769]

Wynning again.

 

[Gorillaz]

:3

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Just had a female friend of mine reenact Scary Movie all over my face last night. When you get them to that point, it's all over but the legs behind the head. Also, why the hell is Jaden Smith rapping and why is he sounding like he's biting Kendrick mad hard?

See its shit like this.....

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Sometimes i come in here and just blink

 

[G-Fex]

People hold review scores as life threatening outcomes.

I just can't. Shit is ridiculously "serious"

 

[The Faceless Master]

i dunno why peeps are surprised about some people not making their bed when peeps don't even wash their hands or their ass.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Edge of Tomorrow was really damn good.


And if you eating it right and she can squirt, embrace that shit. So good when it happens. Cats should be pushing forward to be a cheerful giver during sex.

 

[royalan]

Ugh, I am just really not into this new season of Who.

It's getting really annoying how every notable moment in the Doctor's life now = Clara somehow.

 

[Wynnebeck]

And if you eating it right and she can squirt, embrace that shit. So good when it happens. Cats should be pushing forward to be a cheerful giver during sex.

Preach Brother Rev!

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Ppl out there crazy struggling. Watched a couples cars get declines for lack of funds for can of beans

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Squirting is cool and all, but you shouldn't put pressure on or try and force the issue on someone who hasn't done it before, or can't.

People hold review scores as life threatening outcomes.

I just can't. Shit is ridiculously "serious"

Really is.

Take Sterling. He seemed to be one of the ones that didn't have an issue with the Xenomorph or call it cheap design, and here he gets the bushes because he said the A.I. in TEW ain't that great. lol.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Squirting is cool and all, but you shouldn't put pressure on or try and force the issue on someone who hasn't done it before, or can't.

That's exactly why I said can. Don't get it twisted, not every woman squirts. Since my "emancipation", out of 15 partners, maybe 4 physically "squirted". The others had varied reactions.

 

[G-Fex]

Squirting is cool and all, but you shouldn't put pressure on or try and force the issue on someone who hasn't done it before, or can't.



Really is.

Take Sterling. He seemed to be one of the ones that didn't have an issue with the Xenomorph or call it cheap design, and here he gets the bushes because he said the A.I. in TEW ain't that great. lol.

I love it when this stuff happens.

I know a lot of folks love that Sterling guy. Then all of a sudden

"WELL he's not really good at reviewing games though"

 

[MikeBreezy92]

I still wondering how I should take the whole "They gave us a cheat sheet so we can beat the game and told us to play on casual" thing Sterling was talking about.

Part of me thinks that its covering up for bad game design then another part of me remember how many reviews have been low due to the reviewers complete incompetence.

 

[Young Magus]

Good post I saw

The way I see Bayonetta is the successor to characters like Dante or Viewtiful Joe, to keep in line with Hideki Kamiya's past titles, in that of a cool, confident action hero and entire world revolves around them. Kamiya said that he designs games as if a crowd were watching you in an arcade, and its readily apparent throughout his titles this is his driving mentality, to make you look cool and stylish. You zoom in on Viewtiful Joe, enemies cower in fear of your awesomeness. There's a style meter in DMC1 encouraging you to play like a cinematic action hero to an unknown audience. High combos in Viewtiful Joe award you rounds of applause, even "My hero!" exclamations from one of the girls in the back row.

Bayonetta is the evolution of these games in many ways, and so much of her design is based on that show-off quality. She walks through demonic hellscapes like she's on a catwalk. She openly taunts giant monsters by shooting them in a face when she's bored of their conversation, lookin' incredibly unimpressed as giant objects pass inches from her face. She almost always talks in a smug, aloof manner that portrays a very easy confidence. There's a dance-off between her and an enemy, complete with inexplicable confetti and a light show. She's taken objects that were used to kill her breed, witches, and used them on her enemies because its fun to her(Iron Maidens, Guillotines, etc). She is the world's biggest pop star, complete with sexy camera angles that she openly flaunts but never submits to anyone("can't touch me!"). She's a total power fantasy, the difference being she's a very "feminine" power fantasy. She likes lipstick, and butterflies, and fashion magazines, and she blows kisses that destroy demonic gates.

Now one person's celebratory might be another voyeuristic, or hell they may be a bit of both, but I've honestly never seen much of a problem with Bayontetta's portrayal overall. Its seems consistent with not only Kamiya's oeuvre of stylish, cool power fantasy heroes, but its internally consistent with the entire design of the game, from Witch Time to Wicked Weaves to Bayonetta's writing, animations, and voice acting. They've created a female character who's cool, powerful, and confident, and its something that's ingrained throughout the entire game.

Really good post(s) right here.

 

[Devolution]

Obviously you can't lump them all together but I can't help but chuckle at how gamers essentially want a better product but can't handle criticism of a game.

 

[Vermillion]

i dunno why peeps are surprised about some people not making their bed when peeps don't even wash their hands or their ass.

I'll be honest - I usually don't make my bed. I'll occasionally do it when I clean my room, but outside of that? Eh.

 

[G-Fex]

Obviously you can't lump them all together but I can't help but chuckle at how gamers essentially want a better product but can't handle criticism of a game.

Have you seen the TEW hype folks?

I wonder if SlashJPC or Tricky I shadow survived.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

I love it when this stuff happens.

I know a lot of folks love that Sterling guy. Then all of a sudden

"WELL he's not really good at reviewing games though"

I blame game critiques for it, tbh. If people didn't think anything under 10 or 5 stars was unplayable, then it wouldn't be an issue.

I still wondering how I should take the whole "They gave us a cheat sheet so we can beat the game and told us to play on casual" thing Sterling was talking about.

Part of me thinks that its covering up for bad game design then another part of me remember how many reviews have been low due to the reviewers complete incompetence.

Yea, same. For what it's worth, I haven't seen a single stream or video that screams amazingly difficult. lol.

 

[ishibear]

I still wondering how I should take the whole "They gave us a cheat sheet so we can beat the game and told us to play on casual" thing Sterling was talking about.

Part of me thinks that its covering up for bad game design then another part of me remember how many reviews have been low due to the reviewers complete incompetence.

I think it's the bolded. That's very insulting to undermine a game reviewer's intelligence~ or any gamer for that matter. We play games to experience them and no one truly likes having their hands held through everything. That is not only disrespectful, but a sign that they may not be confident in how it plays themselves.

Alien: Isolation is very challenging for players and yet they weren't given cheat sheets. This is very suspect.

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Its insulting yes but how many times has a game been reviewed badly because it was "too hard". I'm honestly thinking of GodHand here though so idk.

I'm like Old School gamer though, nothing I've seen so far seemed too challenging.

 

[Devolution]

Have you seen the TEW hype folks?

No.

All people do is hype, then hate.

The cycle of life.

 

[Parallax]

No.

All people do is hype, then hate.

The cycle of life.

the honest truth. its why megahype threads are a bad thing. when was the last game to hold up to the hype placed on it? after that crashes all it does is breed contempt, and make people feel the need to defend a bad game as to make it so their month\year long stan quest wasnt all for waste.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

All I know is I'm booting up Borderlands tonight and it will be time for some heads to get flown by Nisha.

 

[Devolution]

the honest truth. its why megahype threads are a bad thing. when was the last game to hold up to the hype placed on it? after that crashes all it does is breed contempt, and make people feel the need to defend a bad game as to make it so their month\year long stan quest wasnt all for waste.

You have people defending the dumbass RNG in Destiny. There's no hope really.

 

[ishibear]

Its insulting yes but how many times has a game been reviewed badly because it was "too hard". I'm honestly thinking of GodHand here though so idk.

I'm like Old School gamer though, nothing I've seen so far seemed too challenging.

Alien was knocked down for its difficulty a few times. Take that score and roll with it because even if you give cheats to reviewers, the average gamers are gonna see how difficult it is no matter what. Why hide that?

It's almost false advertisement.

It looks simple as hell to me too. Another thing that turns me off.

Jesus freaking nut jobs going apeshit because their crappy game isn't RE4 redux. I mean, what did they expect? You can't achieve God status without innovation and taking risks. Not recycling old ideas.

I like Sterling. He's one of the more fair reviewers for many games (and like the only one who actually gives Musou games some love) and a freaking 3/5 is enough to have people questioning his competence. Gross.

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Yeah it is false advertising either way though.

Never cared for Sterling, that's mostly because he's critical about shit that doesn't bother me or stuff I like. Our tastes don't simply align.

I'll be getting TEW tomorrow so I'll see how good it is.

 

[ishibear]

Regardless of how I feel towards the game, I hope you enjoy it anyway.

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Regardless of how I feel towards the game, I hope you enjoy it anyway.

I more than likely will anyways.

I don't buy bad games or games I don't think I will enjoy. Any bad game I've had was given to me. Probably because I typically stay in my lane.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Alien was knocked down for its difficulty a few times

Yea...and apparently a lot of the reasons turned out to be bs too (well it being a cheap ass game mainly). A lot of people are now saying that you can hear the alien at all times thanks to the sound design, you know what vent she's in via environmental cues, there are plenty of checkpoints, etc...and that that difficulty of the game being cheap was nonsense, and that people needed to have some patience. :kanye shrug:

It happens sometimes, and that's the nature of a hobby where everyone is skilled differently.

You're absolutely right about going hard for numbers tho, and it makes no sense to judge when some haven't even played or watched anything about it.

 

[Data West]

You should check out the comment threads for Destructoid's Mordor review. 'Everyone gave this game great reviews then mr hipster journalist at Destructoid had to be a special snowflake.' You know what? Maybe you shouldn't check it out.

 

[ishibear]

I more than likely will anyways.

I don't buy bad games or games I don't think I will enjoy. Any bad game I've had was given to me. Probably because I typically stay in my lane.

I wish I could avoid bad games lol sometimes I do random purchases to surprise myself and more often than not, they're terrible LOL

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

I more than likely will anyways.

I don't buy bad games or games I don't think I will enjoy. Any bad game I've had was given to me. Probably because I typically stay in my lane.

Steam sales got part of my collection looking larry holmes status...

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Jammin
RJD2 - to all of you

 

[Htown]

Steam sales got part of my collection looking larry holmes status...

"This game looks awful... but it's only 99 cents!"

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Steam sales got part of my collection looking larry holmes status...

what Steam has sales? Also fucking finally got Civ 5 to work again due to stupid ass steam. I had to give it, it's own folder on a totally different drive and as close to the root as possible