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The Black Culture Thread |OT8| Hands Up, Don't Shoot

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Malyse

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boring ass questons I wish people would stop trying to shove into my superman stories. Nobody cares. Fuck, Superman, just stop being such a super-bore.

Super-whore. Think about it.

Also, did you know dude who draw Supes used to draw a porno version? Same deal with Archie comics.

Was going to post images and then I realized how bad an idea that was 😅
 
I prefer to think of myself as a flamethrower tank

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Malyse

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Seems to me like that cat gave an honest answer to the question in the OP. The OP that asked for honesty and stressed that there were no 'wrong' answers. Kinda messy.


No, but informants do get to ride in the car and play with the sirens.

I don't know what sirens is a euphemism for.
 

double jump

you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
Super-whore. Think about it.

Also, did you know dude who draw Supes used to draw a porno version? Same deal with Archie comics.

Was going to post images and then I realized how bad an idea that was 😅

Supes was into bdsm which makes sense in a weird way.
 

Malyse

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What kind of mental gymnastics do you have to do to say HERCULES fits the KH style but THOR does not?

Young guy, unsatisfied with his life, wants to go off on an adventure. At the beginning of his adventure, he gains a legendary blade, then boards a ship, and, along the way, gains mastery over his legendary weapon and learns new, mystical abilities, gains more and more friends and allies, from whom he gets separated, and is later reunited with them, several times over due to various circumstances. His adventure requires him to save the princess and the universe from the forces of darkness, culminating in a battle with the big bad villain, bent on controlling the universe and attaining ultimate power, who, at one point in his past, also wielded a mystical blade, much like the one our young hero wields...

Am I talking about Kingdom Hearts or Star Wars Rebels?

Marvel and Star Wars for Kingdom Hearts!
 

Malyse

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Yes they are. People just aren't buying. That's why devs aren't trying any harder than they already are.

This is an entertainment industry. There's no moral imperitive for equal representation of genders or races or creeds. If it allows a company to increase their consumer base, then sure, do it.

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Mortemis

Banned
It's pretty sick how so many people over at gaming side (and well people almost everywhere) think any sort of criticism about race and gender issues in gaming is some sort of political agenda, whatever that means.

That thread linked earlier especially has some posts where it'd be clearer for them just to get straight to their point "video games are for white guys, leave us alone".
 
It's pretty sick how so many people over at gaming side (and well people almost everywhere) think any sort of criticism about race and gender issues in gaming is some sort of political agenda, whatever that means.

That thread linked earlier especially has some posts where it'd be clearer for them just to get straight to their point "video games are for white guys, leave us alone".

That's how we end up with gamergaters.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if we had a large infestation here, only some of them know to keep it low-key.
 

Mortemis

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I thought people liked Maleficent? Haven't watched it but the only shit talk I remember hearing was from GAF pre-release saying it'll bomb.

That's how we end up with gamergaters.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if we had a large infestation here, only some of them know to keep it low-key.

I haven't been paying much attention to gamergate stuff, but I guess that's what this whole idea process comes from. I'm used to hearing SJW or PC police, so I guess its just those dudes using new terms.
 

strobogo

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I could have told you about the last one. Is it coming back to theatres or something.

No. Just finished watching it for the first time. I saw Dracula Untold last night. It's dumb as shit. Imagine if Spiderman, Batman, and Wolverine melded together and had vampire powers on top of that. Yet was still lame as fuck somehow. It's right in the dead zone of being competent at everything, but not interesting in the least. It's the kind of movie TNT would run 6 times in a weekend. They try make Dracula out to be some kind of tragic hero, but he was actually a sociopath before he ever got his super powers.

Straight up he has the Arkham series detective vision built in with his powers. And Spidey Senses. And his wounds heal up immediately. He also uses bats like Batman does in Batman Begins. Oh, and he controls the weather, so he's also Thor.
 

Malyse

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Angelina is fine as all hell. That movie was awful.

That's an interesting way to be wrong.

There once was a man who made jeans. He made the jeans by hand, as he had done all his life. He put his heart and soul into his work. Sometimes customers came into his store wanting to buy shirts. He politely told them that he did not make shirts, because he did not have experience with them and he felt he could not make them to the quality his customers expected. This offended the people who wanted to buy shirts, so they decided to sue the jean maker, and protest and boycott him. The jean maker soon went out of business, and lost all he owned. Now he walks the cold streets as the leaves fall about him, and fears the long winter to come. He puts his hands in the pockets of his jeans to keep them warm, and there is a faint flicker of a smile because he made those jeans with his own hands. But somewhere in the distance he hears someone whisper "shirt hater" and the smile fades away, and the jean maker walks into the thickening fog, and the figure loses itself in the gloom.

*sighs heavily*
 
Yeah, those accents were... something. I was about to say I wasn't sure what they were thinking when they decided that was a good idea, but:

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Also, it felt more like I was watching a film about Angelina Jolie in a Maleficent costume than Maleficent.

EDIT: DreamDrop, I never took you for a crazy person.
 

Malyse

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Yeah, those accents were... something. I was about to say I wasn't sure what they were thinking when they decided that was a good idea, but:

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Also, it felt more like I was watching a film about Angelina Jolie in a Maleficent costume than Maleficent.

EDIT: DreamDrop, I never took you for a crazy person.

Crazy
like a fox
, maliciously evil and a total sadist. Clearly no one pays any attention to me.
 
I'm an idiot, BCT. I got some creampuffs out of the freezer not too long ago to thaw, and I just checked back up on them to grab some.

They're fucking chicken nuggets.

Is it possible to be sexually frustrated, but about food? Because that's the emotion I'm feeling right now.
 

Order

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I'm kinda glad I never posted my GTAV should have had a female protagonist article here. People would have flipped shit.

"Well I mean, why do they have to make a character to cater to them? Just let them make the game and stop whining."

boom thats how that thread would go
 

Mortemis

Banned
I'm an idiot, BCT. I got some creampuffs out of the freezer not too long ago to thaw, and I just checked back up on them to grab some.

They're fucking chicken nuggets.

Is it possible to be sexually frustrated, but about food? Because that's the emotion I'm feeling right now.

I don't know why, but I'm fucking dead. Lmfao

"Well I mean, why do they have to make a character to cater to them? Just let them make the game and stop whining."

boom thats how that thread would go

"Can't relate" all over again.
 

Sabrewulf

Banned
So how's that BET Hip Hop Awards goin--

Turn on BET to see the hip hop awards
NO FLEX ZONE NO FLEX ZONE
Turn off tv
Ill see you coons another time

...Nevermind. I'll just go back to KI.

Uhhh, Honestly (in regards to an earlier question) I prefer NBA Jam over Street vol. 2 Much more fast paced than Street. (my favorite is Showtime NBA on NBC.)

And Superman is the definition of a fuckboy. He's such an uninteresting character outside of Nu52 stuff that he was the main reason I stayed out of DC outside of Image/Skybound stuff.
 
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