When they take the moon, we're taking over Mars and coming back in Gundams to reclaim Earth. I'm coming back with glow in the dark eyes on some Setsuna shit. I dematerialize through your shitty bullets earthling. Have you seen Aldnoah Zero? I'm talking about that level of fakery. Whole armies shitting they draws live on air.
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The Black Culture Thread |OT8| Hands Up, Don't Shoot
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Killing it.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
This is the exact way Fox new would report the nuking of the moon.
OH SHIT LOL
Just saw this on imgur:
Didn't all the black guys die in Armageddon?
michael clark duncan survived. i didnt realize there were others
Alligatorjandro
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Just had KFC for the first time in over 10 years. It's OK.
It ain't no church's tho
It ain't no church's tho
User 73706
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I was always an Armageddon over Deep Impact kid. I don't advocate the interstellar killing of brothers, though.
Also, unrelated - I had to drive through a pretty bad neighborhood to get to Chili's to eat with a couple friends, and the thing that blows my mind the most are the struggle smartphone dealers. It's really mindblowing to me that smartphones are just as "necessary" a modern commodity as, say, TV or a car even in low-income areas.
Also, unrelated - I had to drive through a pretty bad neighborhood to get to Chili's to eat with a couple friends, and the thing that blows my mind the most are the struggle smartphone dealers. It's really mindblowing to me that smartphones are just as "necessary" a modern commodity as, say, TV or a car even in low-income areas.
They should have screen grabbed when the police showed up.
"Alright hands down on the ground"
"Man there ain't no ground it's space!"
MorisUkunRasik
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Cell phone is easily more valuable or necessary than a TV and in some areas, arguably a car as well.
There are almost no payphones anymore, a homephone is generally a monthly fee, something you can avoid on the lower-end of cell phones.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
Get to a clean bathroom NOW!
It's the same reason smart phones are popular in third world Countries. They are basically a cheap small computer that also makes phone calls.
Thought you were a mod for years.
Me too. Weird.
Boss Riovane
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Imagine being back in the game after taking a nine year break. You decide to put your cane on the mantle and say fuck it settle down for the long haul with a woman that you thought was gonna be worth a damn. Then you wake up early one morning after a night of going to sleep angry, argue over the phone while you working, sick as a canine and still trying to salvage what little you can of nine years. Then you have the epiphany, "Walk". 3 bedroom house on a couple acres. "Walk" Gated community living on a lake. "Walk" Animals and memories and almost a decade of ups and downs. "Walk"
I finally listened to my head. My heart had been saying it for a while."Walk" With 82 dollars and just my clothes, a job, and my car. I did just that. "Walk" I can admit to one thing that I still love she who will not be named, but I dont like her at all. So family read that previous sentence twice and understand what I am spittin. I have made enough mistakes in my life and I know damn well that if I had stayed it would have been worse. I was homeless now. That first night was one of the hardest days in recent memory. Not because I didnt have a spot to call my own, its because I realized I had gone soft. So what does a motherfucker do when he knows he is gone soft? Throw yourself into a situation and see if you still can get out with nothing lost.
The third night after my liberation, I decided to test myself. I had to know. I remember it like it was clear as day. I had no cell phone and no cash. My wits and my whip. I rolled up at a local spot and saw these 2 females sitting outside. I had to know. I went for the approach. After 20 minutes I had the number. After another 15 I was in a vacant area around the corner getting that bomb ass dome from the blond and playing with the brunettes breasts. Another 20 Im busting in the brunettes mouth with the blonde cleaning me off. I must be getting rusty because that was 20 minutes too long. Self esteem was slowly growing back. I still had my game and my gift of speech. I had to know.
Days turned into weeks. Word about my liberation started making the rounds amongst my circle. Some congratulating me, others distancing themselves. Its all understood. Everyone has to make their play. I even went so far as to reach out to social media. A gift and a curse. I reached out to former flames and older friends. This was the beginning of my reemergence back into the world. Little did they know that the Boss was back. And I had 9 years to make up for. Little did I know, that it wasnt the end of my association with she who will not be named. She had villainous ideas and a plan that would catch me off guard. My life will soon be forever changed. What would you do if you knew that in a couple weeks you would be facing living behind bars. Now Ill tell you what a Boss would do.
To be continued.
I finally listened to my head. My heart had been saying it for a while."Walk" With 82 dollars and just my clothes, a job, and my car. I did just that. "Walk" I can admit to one thing that I still love she who will not be named, but I dont like her at all. So family read that previous sentence twice and understand what I am spittin. I have made enough mistakes in my life and I know damn well that if I had stayed it would have been worse. I was homeless now. That first night was one of the hardest days in recent memory. Not because I didnt have a spot to call my own, its because I realized I had gone soft. So what does a motherfucker do when he knows he is gone soft? Throw yourself into a situation and see if you still can get out with nothing lost.
The third night after my liberation, I decided to test myself. I had to know. I remember it like it was clear as day. I had no cell phone and no cash. My wits and my whip. I rolled up at a local spot and saw these 2 females sitting outside. I had to know. I went for the approach. After 20 minutes I had the number. After another 15 I was in a vacant area around the corner getting that bomb ass dome from the blond and playing with the brunettes breasts. Another 20 Im busting in the brunettes mouth with the blonde cleaning me off. I must be getting rusty because that was 20 minutes too long. Self esteem was slowly growing back. I still had my game and my gift of speech. I had to know.
Days turned into weeks. Word about my liberation started making the rounds amongst my circle. Some congratulating me, others distancing themselves. Its all understood. Everyone has to make their play. I even went so far as to reach out to social media. A gift and a curse. I reached out to former flames and older friends. This was the beginning of my reemergence back into the world. Little did they know that the Boss was back. And I had 9 years to make up for. Little did I know, that it wasnt the end of my association with she who will not be named. She had villainous ideas and a plan that would catch me off guard. My life will soon be forever changed. What would you do if you knew that in a couple weeks you would be facing living behind bars. Now Ill tell you what a Boss would do.
To be continued.
The Faceless Master
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bobbychalkers
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No lie, when I read that last paragraph Return of the Mack started playing in my head.
CountBlack
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chronos4590
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This killed me Lol
One place by me has a Nextel ad still. I kid you not Lol (just a sign tho but still) Lol
Boss Riovane
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Just to give you cats an idea the next verse is entitled "The Worst", "Rain is a good thing" and "Till I Collapse"
Way too much real life
So sad really. Maybe i should move to Japan. No white trigger happy cops there and insane crazy racist white people, well not a majority of them.
on a side note, anyone watching or watch nymphomaniac on netflix?
im so glad i didnt upgrade to an xl before now. id be pissed if so
to the person who recommended me log horizon - thanks. that show was simply 'gud'. all around quality show. looking forward to season 2 of play god online
to the person who recommended appleseed alpha to me via pms
you know who you are
i hope dreams calls your girl on sundays while you're at church.
to the person who recommended appleseed alpha to me via pms
you know who you are
i hope dreams calls your girl on sundays while you're at church.
Appleseed was just ok as 2d animation. I can't imagine how it is in the uncanny valley cgi Japan loves.
damn thats extreme
That my boy Michael Che.
I would never wish that on anyone
Sort of. That's kinda vague though.
chronos4590
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i honestly wonder how progressive japan is on things like this tbh. no matter where you go there is this sense of disconnect and worry of being an outsider, or in reach of either harm or hate. Where else would we go in this world, idk. We have to keep faceing these issues head on. We should be able to live where we want to live without all of this racism and hate and fear for our lives
I see you guys have missed out on FreeMufasa's stories:
ViewtifulJC
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Japanese girl "please no trouble, he looks strong"
don't know why I laughed so hard at this shit, but good lord
golden niggas too
don't know why I laughed so hard at this shit, but good lord
golden niggas too
The positions I'm looking at pretty much seem to amount to "writing manuals." They typically say you just need to be good with MS Office and have some kind of writing education. But then comes the vague "3-5 years of technical writing experience" requirement.
Storm Chamber
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Cuckquean?
You learn something new everyday
You learn something new everyday
They shit on my homegirl's character hard in this movie. That's what pissed me off more than anything.
They literally give her a "I don't know if I can deal with all of this death ;_;" scene. Deunan. Of all fucking people. I wish I had a hard copy of this so I could throw it out a window.
There you go 3 Americans. When I lived in Japan I primarily spent time with Japanese and Korean guys from my dorm. I almost had a confrontation with a german guy at the dorm and 2 french guys once. Seems some white people just cannot keep their racism in check even in another country.
MHWilliams
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Japan has a weird undercurrent of xenophobia, but on the bright side, they'll smile in your face.
Generally good people though.
chronos4590
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Damn yet i cant be too surprised at the same time, same shit everywhere. Despite the crazy shit that goes on in the US here, hell i'm good. I'll visit, stay to live hmmm not long term
Don't forget the golden niggas:
.......JJ what am I doin here..golden niggas too.
They requested me to dance and sing with them. I'm done
ok thats insane, least they are not shooting and killing us in the street, i guess.
Well I did remember once I went on a date with a Japanese who said he loved how black my skin was. Freaked me out when he said it was safe to come to his house. I took that as, he wants to cook me and eat me so i never saw him again.
Alligatorjandro
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The best part of that thread was people saying that wasn't racist.
Man, as an OG 3DS owner Nintendo can go straight to hell with their new 3DS shit. So now on top of getting the shaft less than a year into the systems life, Nintendo's throwing another fuck you by limiting xenoblade to the new 3ds only. And who knows if that will be the only game to do it
Ive learned my lesson on buying consoles and especially handhelds on launch day. Never again
Ive learned my lesson on buying consoles and especially handhelds on launch day. Never again
God damn.
Log horizon is some good shit, we should be getting a new season in about a month too iirc.
Yo why is this the first time I'm seeing this thread.
golden niggas, fuck me I'm dying.
The Faceless Master
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i immediately knew what this word meant without having ever seen it before. no context, no nothing.
Face it Tiger..
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