Use some of the patented testuya nomura burning rage
I am now imagining him as a red lantern
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Use some of the patented testuya nomura burning rage
I am now imagining him as a red lantern
ViewtifulJC
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I'm about to do the same (retail in general).
Called HR of the place I interviewed at on Thursday and they offered me the Staff Accountant job.
"I only have one question, your resume has your name as 'white guy' but your application says 'mexican guy', which do you prefer?"
"I prefer 'mexican guy'"
And that's how you use the system against itself.
One way or another we all getting out that bucket
Me or Nomura?
I'm actually a quite peaceable person. I just like interesting things to happen. Often.
Oh and I'm evil. There is that.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Congrats Moris. On both getting the job and beating stereotype shit.Called HR of the place I interviewed at on Thursday and they offered me the Staff Accountant job.
"I only have one question, your resume has your name as 'white guy' but your application says 'mexican guy', which do you prefer?"
"I prefer 'mexican guy'"
And that's how you use the system against itself.
Nomura, I don't have a visual of you , so that would be rather hard.
You sound like the joker.
Professor Beef
Banned
My supe used to do that when I was on the floor, but then I knocked out a $700 DSLR w/ accessories and he was likeanother BCT member joining the best buy bucket huh
if you sales get use to having your own manager shark you on a sale and making you close late
We all know you're tight with the cops anyways.
Get your own discounts.
My supe used to do that when I was on the floor, but then I knocked out a $700 DSLR w/ accessories and he was likewhen I looked at him.
We all know you're tight with the cops anyways.
Get your own discounts.
It didn't start until after a month in when he saw how well I could open a conversation with someone and start suggesting other shit like a new tv for a console or an affordable laptop with whatever they were getting then.
Dude could be all the way outside having a smoke and he will run in and tell me "hey, Gorillaz, put me on that sale, 'homie'"
Been applying for career stuff as well but I think at this point I'm locked into the holiday season here. It's ok...will probably die during this from the stampedes. As long as the paychecks can cover the mental and most likely physical shit from the soccer mom looking for 4 dollars off of a 80 dollar camera despite it already being on sale, I will survive.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I'm picturing this in my head right now. "Shantall, huh? Well Shantall you in the market for a new TV? I can get you the hook-up on a new 32'' Samsung right now at a discounted price, bae"
Boss Riovane
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I hate buddy fucking blue falcon fuckers.I mean goddamn you wanna burn the world down, stop fucking up everyone else's hustle.
Went to a college game last saturday with the roommates since I had a day off during the weekend for once, chick was taking pics for the newspaper. Saw she had a DSLR.
"yea yea forget the picture, so when are you going to get a new camera? you know the new Cannon T5i can do better pics then that old ass Nikon. Your not getting bae, you can do better. The image stabilization is shit. Trust me.
Tell you what come by BB tomorrow and well get you set up on a BB credit card to pay all that off.....oh yea you probably need a new 70 inch TV to really understand what your missing in life so let me get you hooked up on that shit too."
MorisUkunRasik
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Thanks.
I was clear through my savings and slowly reaching the limit of my credit lines. Another couple weeks and I might have been forced to start selling some stuff.
Got provisional acceptance to transfer to a CalState a couple days ago too, everything's coming up Milhouse.
ViewtifulJC
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Always on-duty, getting ready for that post-Thanksgiving hustle. "Yeah, you can get the DVD players, but you don't really want it. The Blu-Ray player has MUCH better sound and audio quality for only 30% more, real value for your money. oh yea, you probably gonna want one of these HDTVs, on sale now, to get the most bang for your buck. Get that and this new audio system, ma'am, you gonna be in heaven."
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
I haven't worked retail in so long. Gonna have to adjust back to that mindset. lol
Nice to see people on the come-up! Congrats.
Nice to see people on the come-up! Congrats.
Folks really feeling better about themselves, guess I got to remind them what time it is.
Getting Juniored.
Pssh, I'm not afraid of no police. I'll point them at the tiny horse, they'll check my white privilege, and take you to the stables.
Anything less than 90°
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Deleted member 47027
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yeah but...they're COMIC threads!
Weird, I always figured you for obtuse.
Not my comic threads.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't update about every single thread, no matter how grave or inconsequential
Professor Beef
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Before my time at BB, there was this one dude who would always pass off his sales to someone else if he couldn't get a protection plan on it. "I have to go help someone else, but here's ____ he can finish this up for you."
The supe knew about it, but he had good numbers so it's not like they could fire him lol
Good shit bruh. Was in the same situation a about a year or so ago. It's rough on you mentally after awhile
Shit makes me feel soulless at times. Starting a sale outside of the job casually....I feel empty brehs
Fandom's are fuckholes where logic goes to die. But you can be a fan without being an idiot. I love all kinds of things. I'm a pop culture magnet.
Besides half of them make nice honeypots for culling the herd.
Yeah, thank god.
Have you seen this face? Acute is the only correct response.
Boss Riovane
Member
Funny fuckers......
Anyway it's a phrase meaning someone who just fucks you over just because. And a friend of mine I just shocked her. Long story short, I had 2 ladies in my bed, one puked all over my floor I had to go to work and I told her when she sobered that she owed me. She cleaned my whole apt. While I was at work. My girl started laughing like why you made her clean your apartment? I told her I didn't make her do shit. She chose to. But I'm thinking I'm gonna have the next 2 days to recover. Hadn't slept in 35 hours, cause I was nursing her through the alcohol. That's when the BF fucked every body at work. He already resigned but guaranteed to work the week. Then got salty over some bullshit, and quit on the spot. This cat been fucking everyone over for a while.
Oh you Yin Yang twin level mofo, You need to fall back Chingy
I only post the threads I'm interested in hearing your commentary on. I usually don't post my gaming threads in here. Sorry I value your opinion, JC. 😟
Then you must be Kevin Federline in this equation.
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Retro_
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Nope. Not gonna let that pity party shit work in two threads in one day
Not on my watch
If your thread encourages one word responses we Polly don't need to hear about it
Boss Riovane
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Yall going in on Janedro.
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Retro_
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Just when I thought Jandro jokes couldn't make me laugh anymore
TheBlackMarvel
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Holy Fuck! That's hilarious!
God almighty you killed him, you killed him. Stop the damn match, stop the damn match.
n00bsauce87
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Called HR of the place I interviewed at on Thursday and they offered me the Staff Accountant job.
"I only have one question, your resume has your name as 'white guy' but your application says 'mexican guy', which do you prefer?"
"I prefer 'mexican guy'"
And that's how you use the system against itself.
I didn't know you were featured on BuzzFeed
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I don't understand why you make all these horse jokes
another BCT member joining the best buy bucket huh
if you sales get use to having your own manager shark you on a sale and making you close late
I'm about to do the same (retail in general).
Shit sucks but whatever gets you money. I can already see myself falling low and tryna get sales outside of work. Gonna have to get in the mood for this shit.
MorisUkunRasik
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I can't seem to find the precise day/date when I changed the name on my resume but I think it was around when that piece got published.
Gotta do what you gotta do, even Obama goes by Barry when need be.
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Retro_
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Im probably going to pick up a nights/weekend retail job for extra holiday cash
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Deleted member 47027
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I'm considering this as well, but for different reasons. I absolutely hate my home life, which is weird and unusual and unpleasant. Note: never live with 2 women.
ViewtifulJC
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Stephanie and Linda that bad?
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