The Flash |OT| Gotta Go Fast - Tuesdays 8/7c

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AdrianWerner said:
No wonder though. That was a fake Death. If real one came for him, he would run straight into her arms.

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Always had a suicidal crush on her.

wildfire said:
This OT title is as dated as the Alien Isolation one is lame.
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It should have been "I admire its purity"
 
Clevinger said:
a short new trailer

has little bits of new stuff in it

They really need to stop using that "it chose you" line tho. Oof.
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Looking very fucking good, the SFXs are much better than I thought, it looks like they didn't spend their entire budget in the pilot hopefully the rest of the season keeps or improves on the quality of the SFXs.

edit: just read that treadmill and slow-mo bullet scenes are actually from the pilot, apparently they added 3 minutes to it. Probably to make up for the earlier leak. Nice.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Flash is retardedly overpowered. How do all the people he rescues not turn into mush from the inertia
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Okay this is hilarious
Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.

But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire.
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Clevinger said:
I guess the one good thing about being on the CW is they can't afford to do insane stuff with his powers. He'll be really fast, there'll be slow motion, throw in a dash of time travel, and that's probably it.
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Yeah, I can sorta buy that. The one time a limited budget might be useful. It's cool how powerful it is, but it would logically break the show for me if he was that overpowered.

unholyrevenger72 said:
Nah, it's not that ridiculous it's just a field of infinite energy speedsters can draw upon.
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HE HAS A FUCKING INFINITE MASS PUNCH.

In terms of logistics, he would blow up the Earth the first time he tried that shit.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Yeah, I can sorta buy that. The one time a limited budget might be useful. It's cool how powerful it is, but it would logically break the show for me if he was that overpowered.



HE HAS A FUCKING INFINITE MASS PUNCH.

In terms of logistics, he would blow up the Earth the first time he tried that shit.
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Speed Force!
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
The speed force is utterly ludicrous. He's basically God.
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I wonder if speed force affects his personality and psychology though. Because I don't think anyone would be able to stay sane while using these powers.

That said, comics have people able to rewrite reality with mere though, compared to then Flash isn't that overpowered. At least he has to work for results.
 
Clevinger said:
I guess the one good thing about being on the CW is they can't afford to do insane stuff with his powers. He'll be really fast, there'll be slow motion, throw in a dash of time travel, and that's probably it.
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Even if they had budget they wouldn;t do it. There's a good reason everybody gets heavily depowered even in movie adaptations. Comics support ridiculous power levels a lot better. Plus they run for so long there's a need for constant power crunch. Everybody's weaker, slower and dumber in live action.
 
Clevinger said:
a short new trailer

has little bits of new stuff in it

They really need to stop using that "it chose you" line tho. Oof.
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Dat treadmill scene :D I think what makes those SFX rreally work are those lighting bits, they convey the speed and power in a way just speeding the movements (like in Vampire Diaries or True Blood) just never is able to. And at the same time they seem pretty cheap to make, so hopefully we'll get a lot of superspeed action.
 
AdrianWerner said:
I wonder if speed force affects his personality and psychology though. Because I don't think anyone would be able to stay sane while using these powers.

That said, comics have people able to rewrite reality with mere though, compared to then Flash isn't that overpowered. At least he has to work for results.
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Once connected to the Speedforce it does change you, speedsters even get their own version of heaven.

Chariot said:
Flash not edgy and gritty enough?
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Walter West was

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So I'm reading up on Reverse Flash.

This dude's a total nutter. I mean, I read Flashpoint, so I know that, but still. What's his fucking deal?

Also, the Rogues actually got pissed at him for killing one of the Hero Speedsters?
 
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