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[Rocket Punch]

Someone needs to explain that gif to Leona, she's a tad... slow.

 

[Phonomezer]

.

Jealous that your fave's mug looks like a human punching bag 24/7?

You best drink that herbal truth tea, or else you'll end up with more wrinkles than your comatose queen.

Leona won't be around for her 53rd birthday seeing how PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE her fans are.

 

[Dr. Malik]

inthezone sis, what is this mess...

nsfw?

.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Too bad the same can't be said about hits.

Gerl, those passing farts in the breeze you call "hits" show that America currently favors struggles over standards. But Glass Heart will come to offer redemption to those lost souls who don't know any better.

Oh, and how dare you misuse Godstina's flawless image to stan for a classless talentless ho.

 

[Mau ®]

But Glass Heart will come to offer redemption to those lost souls who don't know any better.

You better meet dat December 21st, 2012 deadline then

 

[Mumei]

I'm in a particular good mood. To all of you~

Spoiler

Even you people who stan for awful, untalented hacks!

 

[Leona Lewis]

You better meet dat December 21st, 2012 deadline then

Time really is everything to you amoebas, huh? Rihanus and her bovine Navy are so pressed, so mad that Rihfund would simply puff out of existence if she went one week without releasing a new album.

The desperation sustains me.

 

[Phonomezer]

I'm in a particular good mood. To all of you~

Spoiler

Even you people who stan for awful, untalented hacks!

 

[Delio]

I'm in a particular good mood. To all of you~

Spoiler

Even you people who stan for awful, untalented hacks!

 

[Mumei]

 

[Rocket Punch]

I'm in a particular good mood. To all of you~

Spoiler

Even you people who stan for awful, untalented hacks!

 

[Christopher]

Marius_<3 hahha

 

[Leona Lewis]

I'm in a particular good mood. To all of you~

Spoiler

Even you people who stan for awful, untalented hacks!

<3

1996 Mariah is the gold standard of pop stardom IMO. My idea of heaven is sitting in the front row of her Daydream Tour Tokyo shows.

Flawless era.

 

[Mau ®]

My aunt gave me Echo for Christmas a couple of years ago when it came out (and flopped lol lol lol). I listened to it once on a drive. It gave no nausea.

Not even joking.

Spoiler

I did add I Got You to my iphone tho

 

[Mau ®]

I'm in a particular good mood. To all of you~

Spoiler

Even you people who stan for awful, untalented hacks!

 

[Phonomezer]

1996 Mariah is the gold standard of pop stardom

 

[Dr. Malik]

Marius_<3 hahha

but is anyone going to explain this

nsfw?

 

[Leona Lewis]

My aunt gave me Echo for Christmas a couple of years ago when it came out (and flopped lol lol lol). I listened to it once on a drive. It gave no nausea.

Not even joking.

Spoiler

I did add I Got You to my iphone tho

Echo flopped so hard it sold 2.6 million WW. Flop That Flop hasn't even managed 1.5 million yet.

NEXT

 

[Phonomezer]

but is anyone going to explain this

Just some stupid bitch with writing on her gut.

 

[Mumei]

<3

1996 Mariah is the gold standard of pop stardom IMO. My idea of heaven is sitting in the front row of her Daydream Tour Tokyo shows.

Flawless era.

Flawless.

Hey, I like you. I just don't like that hack you stan for. <3

 

[Dr. Malik]

Just some stupid bitch with writing on her gut.

makes sense

 

[Mau ®]

but is anyone going to explain this

http://i.minus.com/iblCFMVHyXWNED.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

That's Rihalla being amazing as usual.

 

[Mau ®]

Echo flopped so hard it sold 2.6 million WW. Flop That Flop hasn't even managed 1.5 million yet.

NEXT

http://i.imgur.com/fMgTq.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

It's way past 2M tho. Sit down flop.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fMgTq.gif

 

[Dr. Malik]

I am also in a good mood, thank you all

 

[Mau ®]

I am also in a good mood, thank you all

 

[Leona Lewis]

Flawless.

Speaking of flawless, aren't the first 30 seconds of this video just pure, unadulterated perfection? Those harmonies render me weak and wet.

 

[Mumei]

Speaking of flawless, aren't the first 30 seconds of this video just pure, unadulterated perfection? Those harmonies render me weak and wet.

I don't know where it is in that video, but this is my favorite acapella moment from her.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Welp. Guess I might as well post the full thing.

 

[Mau ®]

Welp. Guess I might as well post the full thing.

Hot beat... shame about the vocals

 

[Dr. Malik]

Welp. Guess I might as well post the full thing.

it lacks structure, a mess

Edit: Crap its growing on me

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I CAN GO FAST

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I CAN GO SLOW

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I CAN GO PLACES NOBODY ELSE GOES

Spoiler

400 posts, bitches

 

[Dr. Malik]

I CAN MOVE FAST

 

[Styles]

The fuck is with her vocals, holy shit.

 

[Dr. Malik]

I THOUGHT THIS SONG WAS OVER

HA HA HA

NO

IT AINT OVER YET

 

[Delio]

What the hell did I just listen to and why do I like it?

 

[Sai-kun]

that drum break was pretty rad tho tbqh

 

[Mumei]

What the hell did I just listen to and why do I like it?

So I just listened to this.

And then I listened to that. It made it so much worse.

Oh, and you have no room to talk. You were just going from bad to worse!

 

[royalan]

Welp. Guess I might as well post the full thing.

LOL - I feel bad for whoever was actually checking for Nelly Furtado...

Loose was a fluke, Bitch!

 

[Rocket Punch]

 

[Phonomezer]

New Nelly single is awful, what was she thinking.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Christina's duet with Ceelo is called Make the World Move.

Source: http://************/player.php?v=wb9nco&s=5

you know the drill, replace the stars with t i n y p i c .com

 

[twobear]

so gorls, opinions please

five best pop songs of the noughties. i was discussing it over lunch yesterday and people thought i was mental but i'm pretty sure the objective list is

1. crazy in love
2. can't get you out of my head
3. hey ya
4. toxic
5. with every heartbeat

in koodo's memory honorable mention: sorry

 

[SecretMoblin]

Well these three are obvious:

1. crazy in love
2. can't get you out of my head
3. hey ya
4. toxic
5. with every heartbeat

Kylie maybe, but she deserves nothing but scorn for what she did to New Order.

One of the two should be replaced with Since U Been Gone. The other? Maybe... I don't know... we could have had it allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, perhaps.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

i'm gonna limit myself to singles, lest things get out of hand. in no particular order:

kleptonce- crazy in love
kylie- can't get you outta my head
outkast- b.o.b.
godney- i'm a slave 4 u
robyn- handle me
madonna- get together
kellegend- since u been gone
amy winehouse- rehab
lady gaga- bad romance
whitney houston- million dollar bill
m.i.a.-boyz
rihanna- what's my name
the xx- heart skipped a beat
gnarls barkley- crazy
justin timberlake- my love
nelly furtado- maneater
janelle monae- tightrope
gwen stefani- cool
mariah carey- we belong together
missy elliot- lose control get ur freak on
kanye west- flashing lights
phoenix- 1901

if i had to narrow it down? (this list will probably change daily.)

1. i'm a slave 4 u
2. since u been gone
3. handle me
4. flashing lights
5. bad romance

Maybe... I don't know... we could have had it allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, perhaps.

i think rolling in the deep is thus far the pop song of this decade.

 

[SecretMoblin]

Oh just the first ten years of the millennium then.

Well these are good picks:

kleptonce- crazy in love
outkast- b.o.b.
robyn- handle me
kellegend- since u been gone
amy winehouse- rehab
gnarls barkley- crazy
mariah carey- we belong together

If Missy's in this, then it has to be Get Ur Freak On, natch.

 

[twobear]

Kylie maybe, but she deserves nothing but scorn for what she did to New Order.

sis you're mad. it was a perfect fusion of great pop.

 

[Styles]

If Enchanted was released as a single, it would have slayed all those lessers.

This wouldn't have worked either as it would have been a 2011 release. Aw shucks!

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

If Missy's in this, then it has to be Get Ur Freak On, natch.

Well this is embarrassing...yes that was the song I meant to list