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[Matlock]

ONE MOVIE

TWO VILLAINS

1. Green Goblin truck



Why?

He lead the trucks against Emilio Estevez!

Why not?

Green Goblin face is kinda goofy.


2. Pop Machine



Why?

He murdered a little league team. By launching cans. Over 50 feet.

Why not?

Admittedly, you could stop at any point in that above line and cry "what the hell?"

lesser knowns

3. Hair Dryer

Why?

Lead to seeing a woman hanging out a window halfway with a hairdryer cord aroud her neck. Really messed up.

Why not?

Messed up to the point of stupid--how does a hairdryer kill someone? Blow really hard?


BY POPULAR REQUEST - 4. Lawnmower

Why?

It's a bloody lawnmower taking care of business by mowing the lawn. Y'know, at least it stays with what it does best.

Why not?

Who's dumb enough to stick their hand--oh.

 

[Duck of Death]

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING LAWNMOWER!?!?

god damnit bitch i'll cut you

EDIT: About time. Go lawnmower, go!

 

[Substance]

.....

 

[NLB2]

I have to give this one to the cyborg in Metropolis.

 

[Triumph]

THE greatest movie villian of all time.

"I invented the piano key necktie! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! NOTHING!"

 

[DMczaf]

#1 This thread sucks

#2 This is not official, not without Willco's seal of approval

#3 This thread sucks

 

[Matlock]

THE greatest movie villian of all time.

"I invented the piano key necktie! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! NOTHING!"

"The man only has one look for christsakes!"

 

[funkmasterb]

Gangs of New York Villian.

 

[impirius]

Dennis Hopper IS King Koopa IN Super Mario Bros.

 

[Willco]

#1 This thread sucks

#2 This is not official, not without Willco's seal of approval

#3 This thread sucks

Damn STRAIGHT.

It's TM'd for a REASON, so people can't do it. You want to make your own shitty thread, knockoff my titles like the Ulimate-er thread.

 

[Willco]

Also, this is the WORST MOVIE THREAD EVER.

 

[cubicle47b]

Although it wasn't made by Willco it's disturbingly close in quality (*cough*) to an actual GMDoAT thead.

 

[Blackace]

THE greatest movie villian of all time.

"I invented the piano key necktie! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! NOTHING!"

winner! plus he was a musical genius!

 

[3rdman]

Frank Booth...My most memorable bad guy.

 

[Willco]

Although it wasn't made by Willco it's disturbingly close in quality (*cough*) to an actual GMDoAT thead.

Don't be upset because your film didn't make the Top 4, but just the Elite 8.

Next time, you might find yourself surprised!

 

[cubicle47b]

Don't be upset because your film didn't make the Top 4, but just the Elite 8.

I'd call it honesty but whatever.

 

[Tedesco!]

I thought he was a pretty good villain.....up until his sob story about his wife...