hey all bumping this thread because
GAIUS: HARD TIME ATTACK: 4:59:57
FUCK ALL OF YOU
I'M OUT
PEACE BITCHES
GET DAT PLAT
BLAM
Overall these games were decent. not the religious experience some people claimed they were prior to the game being released, thats for sure. But have i played worse games? Yeah, definitely.
I'd say the worst thing about these games were the janky controls. Anyone who disagrees is simply wrong. The controls are jank and the animations make this game nigh unplayable sometimes. I understand that you are a little kid versus a colossus, but damnit if they couldnt have made them that extra microsecond more responsive to make navigating colossi that much easier.
Controlling agro is a fucking hassle. I'll never ride a horse due to this game
also, yorda is a needy cunt. My girlfriend is whiny and obtuse enough as it is, i dont need it in my vidja games
POSITIVES: No other games exist like this and it's easy to see how they gained such popularity. When the big desert bird colossus did a spin-o-rama i literally went "OOOHHHH SHHHIIITTT" out loud. Knocking down the tower colossus and poking out the eye of the sandworm colossus were probably my favorite parts of the game. Ironically enough, the easier the colossus was the more i enjoyed it.
Anyways, may or may not trade this in. I think I would like to play it in 3d one day at the very least.