Alright, my curiosity is piqued. I ordered a Nano.
Unrelated: I grabbed some Jimmy the Juice Man after spotting a restock, since the stuff seems to be popular. Caramel Pear, specifically. To be honest, I'm not feeling it, but since the restock just happened I assume this juice might be too fresh. I'm gonna let it sit and check in on it in a few weeks. Right now I can just barely taste the caramel on the exhale, and the pear flavor is nowhere to be found.
To be honest I've felt that way about everything I've tried from that line. Creme Brulee tasted super weird to me, and that's like the most popular one, from what I can tell. Honestly, it tasted like a standard ass custard cream that just had a weird arftertaste that almost tasted like banana, so dude says "hint of banana." I feel like a lot of juice companies do this. I do like how it doesn't seem like there's much in the way of coloring and I like the vapor production and uniformity with the labels but aside from that I just tried Shurb and it tastes so weird. I may let this one sit for a week or two as well.