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The Official RESIDENT EVIL 5 Thread of LOOK OUT: SPOILER TAGS CONTAIN ACTUAL SPOILERS

Snaku

Banned
KeeSomething said:
Because this is a Resident Evil 5 thread, and I'm excited over what I'm seeing so I'm posting it. You know, there are spoiler tags. Don't be pissed at me when you highlight them.

FYI, search results ignore the code. Your spoilers, a week before the game is released, are plain as day.
 
Snaku said:
FYI, search results ignore the code. Your spoilers, a week before the game is released, are plain as day.
Really? I'm sorry. I'll fix the spoilers. At first I was trying to be funny by creating temptation, but I don't mean to ruin the game for anyone.
 

Proc

Member
KR3W said:
I feel that the PS3 version is the way to go here. The controls felt great and natural with the Dualshock 3 as opposed to the 360 controller. However, the versions seem pretty identical. Capcom does a great job, as always. goddam.

Yeah, I'm undecided as well. Might just a flip a coin. PS3 would be nice for the free online but I'm not sure how much I'd actually go online with it. Decisions, decisions. The controller itself would add a pretty sick nostalgic factor even though it will control nothing like the originals lol.
 

Christopher

Member
Proc said:
Yeah, I'm undecided as well. Might just a flip a coin. PS3 would be nice for the free online but I'm not sure how much I'd actually go online with it. Decisions, decisions. The controller itself would add a pretty sick nostalgic factor even though it will control nothing like the originals lol.

Do any of the trophys/achievements require online play??
 
tass0 said:
Who could see that coming? Sounds like a really huge plot twist to me if you have to fight/kill...
Actually...

Spoilers below...

You don't kill Jill. You try to save her by removing a red device on her chest that is controlling her. If you kill her, you fail, and have to restart.
 

tass0

Banned
KeeSomething said:
Actually...

Spoilers below...

Really? Holy shit, that sounds sweet :/

Damn these spoilers, same thing happened to me with MGS4.. I'm weak, but I'm still trying to avoid them... :(
 

Mamesj

Banned
oh man, now i'm not buying this.


because the story in Resident Evil is really good and important.


nah, jk.


10 more days!
 

KR3W

Banned
Mamesj said:
oh man, now i'm not buying this.


because the story in Resident Evil is really good and important.


nah, jk.


10 more days!
Yeah, I never really cared for the story in Resident Evil, but I can still understand why everyone is getting pissed at the asshole posting spoilers. goddam.
 
if you don't love RE's story at least on a purely humorous level, what's wrong with you!?

it's not a "great" story by any means, but it is highly enjoyable and one that has been going on for many games for over a decade. it may not mean much to some people, but some of us don't want to know how certain things are going to play out.
 
KR3W said:
Yeah, I never really cared for the story in Resident Evil, but I can still understand why everyone is getting pissed at the asshole posting spoilers. goddam.
"The asshole" has a name, and it's not his fault! tass0 just made an honest mistake. It could have happened to any body.

But to be serious, I actually enjoy RE's story and characters. I don't know, I guess I just have come attached to the universe and how everything is connected together over the years.
 

Mamesj

Banned
yeah, posting spoilers in the way they've posted them seems somehow...deliberate. At least mark it like *This is a huge fucking spoiler*
Sheva gets naked and then the last 20 hours of the game is hardcore pornography between every capcom character ever.



brandonh83-- I can totally appreciate it on the humorous level, though I hardly know anything about the details of it...other than character names and t-virus and zombies...etc.
 
Mamesj said:
brandonh83-- I can totally appreciate it on the humorous level, though I hardly know anything about the details of it...other than character names and t-virus and zombies...etc.

Oh it has too many zany details to keep track of. :lol
 
Mamesj said:
yeah, posting spoilers in the way they've posted them seems somehow...deliberate. At least mark it like *This is a huge fucking spoiler*
Sheva gets naked and then the last 20 hours of the game is hardcore pornography between every capcom character ever.
Actually, it happens more like this:

Sheva unzips her pants to let Chris finger her, but a giant parasite monster gets farted out of her vagina. It shoots off into Chris's mouth, comes out of his butt, and flies away into Wesker's eyeballs. Everyone dies. Then Leon flies in with rocket boots, and gives one of his famous one-liners: "What happened to everyone? Bingo or vagina bingo." Then he shits everywhere, Ashley eats the shit, and Ada eats the shit out of Ashley's shit after it was shit out of Claire's dick. The credits roll.
 

Mamesj

Banned
KeeSomething said:
Actually, it happens more like this:

Sheva unzips her pants to let Chris finger her, but a giant parasite monster gets farted out of her vagina. It shoots off into Chris's mouth, comes out of his butt, and flies away into Wesker's eyeballs. Everyone dies. Then Leon flies in with rocket boots, and gives one of his famous one-liners: "What happened to everyone? Bingo or vagina bingo." Then he shits everywhere, Ashley eats the shit, and Ada eats the shit out of Ashley's shit after it was shit out of Claire's dick. The credits roll.


That's not resident evil, that's swap.avi :\
 

~Kinggi~

Banned
huge spoiler itp

at the end Chris turns to the camera and says, "my pokemons, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" and it reveals a big resident evil pokemon crossover game where the pokies are zombies.


dear lord.
 

xfactor

Banned
john tv said:
Can anyone (cvxfreak?) confirm if the Japanese 360 version is region free like SF4 was?

its not officially out yet in Japan
but its heavily lean towards the 'region free' side
 

john tv

Member
xfactor said:
its not officially out yet in Japan
but its heavily lean towards the 'region free' side
Yeah I know that. :) But I can buy it today -- can nobody say for sure if it'll work on a US 360?
 

Captain N

Junior Member
rockman zx said:
Any news from Play-Asia?. Still "preparing order" for me.

Mine said preparing order as well. Hopefully it'll ship in a few hours.

What's the name of the resident evil site Dot50Cal?? Runs?
 

gconsole

Member
Dear Keesomething,

Can you stop posting spoiler info (even if you use tag spoiler) here just because you see it from stream? This is very annoying. Maybe it only happen to me though.

Thanks,

* Capcom Hongkong start to send out the copy to all retrailer in asia at noon. So play asia should be able to ship your preorder within next couple hours.
 

Captain N

Junior Member
john tv said:
Yeah I know that. :) But I can buy it today -- can nobody say for sure if it'll work on a US 360?

Get it on the PS3 and play with the cool kids.

Street Fighter IV was region free. I imagine RE5 will be too.
 
gconsole said:
Dear Keesomething,

Can you stop posting spoiler info (even if you use tag spoiler) here just because you see it from stream? This is very annoying. Maybe it only happen to me though.

Thanks,

* Capcom Hongkong start to send out the copy to all retrailer in asia at noon. So play asia should be able to ship your preorder within next couple hours.
Post 689 was a joke. Read it if you want. I can assure you that nothing to that nature happens in RE5.

And don't worry, I'm done posting spoilers.
 

Khalid-S

Member
john tv said:
Yeah I know that. :) But I can buy it today -- can nobody say for sure if it'll work on a US 360?

Why don't you take the risk and save tons of gaffer's bucks while they can still cancel their pre-orders? do it john :p
 

rumsey

Member
Proc said:
Yeah, I'm undecided as well. Might just a flip a coin. PS3 would be nice for the free online but I'm not sure how much I'd actually go online with it. Decisions, decisions. The controller itself would add a pretty sick nostalgic factor even though it will control nothing like the originals lol.

Yeah and from what I'm hearing there is still no sign of local co-op in the 360 version, though the source tells me they haven't completed the game yet so maybe its an unlock? sounds pretty f'ing retarded to me, enough to make me pick it up for my PS3 instead.
 

carnon

Banned
I just watched the live gameplay and I just got the spoiled at the
Jill's part.

Nooo...


Edit: Strictly, This part is not a spoiler, cuz you can speculate it from latest trailer.
 

Wark

Member
carnon said:
I just watched the live gameplay and I just got the spoiled at
the Jill's part.

Nooo...

That's what you get for watching someone play the game. By the way, spoiler tag your post.
 

Wark

Member
xfactor said:
I just knew some idiot is gonna come in and post spoiler with no spoiler tag sooner or later.

Don't they get banned if they don't cover their spoiler up? I'm surprised I'm still showing up and posting in this thread this close to the game's release.
 

cvxfreak

Member
From here on out, PLEASE COMPLETELY SPOILER ANYTHING RELATED TO THE PLOT.

And if you can so kindly not put dumb jokes in spoiler tags, that would be great. Thanks.
 

john tv

Member
Updated the thread title since you people don't seem to understand what spoiler tags are for. :p

That said, I do wanna warn that if you're not careful about hiding spoilers, you WILL be banned. So watch yourselves and have a good time, people!
 

Tenbatsu

Member
For those interested
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xfactor

Banned
Tenbatsu said:
Heard Seow Choon stock is low for RE5. Funz still have.

Fun just told me that they'll be getting the set later, but Seow Choon is scheduled tomorrow. Which mean I'll be gettng t like few hours later rather than tomorrow.

I love you, seriously :D
 

duckroll

Member
Buy RE5 PS3 -> Put RE5 into into PS3 -> Start game -> Prompted for Patch 1.01 -> Http Error 400.

:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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