Ok guys. This is not SFIV related, but I feel like this thread is sort of like a mini-community of players who can get together and discuss a variety of topics, and this is something I really feel the need to share but don't know where else to do it since it doesn't deserve it's own thread. Here goes...
FUCK PIT
FUCK HIM IN HIS STUPID CHERUB FACE
I'm going to hear "hi-ya-ya-ya" in my fucking sleep tonight, I guarantee it. Oh hi, I'm a balanced character. I have this stupid ass move where I spin my blades around and it catches you in it creating an impenetrable wall of damage. Oh, you rolled back? I will shoot arrows at you. Oh, you tried to roll forward? You can't. Oh, you try to jump over? I can recover and dodge. Oh no, you got an assist trophy! I better fly to the top corner of the screen where it won't do shit. Did I mention my impenetrable wall of damage also reflects projectiles? Yeah, it does. Oh yeah, I have a shield that reflects projectiles too. I think it's good to keep your options open. Oh yeah, remember those arrows? I can direct them where I want them to go. I can also shoot them straight up! Did you try to jump at me? Yeah, my normals will consistently stuff yours, so you may not want to do that. You're going to have to approach my from the grou-hi-ya-ya-yaaaaa! Oh sweet! I got a Smash Ball! Now a bunch of little flying things will hit you off the screen. Yeah, you can dodge them if you time it right. But wait! I can move around while they attack you! Man those guys are so cool.
Meanwhile, Samus is going fucking out of her damn mind because her Final Smash leaves her totally vulnerable...EVEN IF IT FUCKING SMASHES THE OPPONENT.
Alright, that's all I needed to say. I'm a Smash Bros scrub. I'm not that good at it. But I'm not the worst either, and SFIV has taught me a lot about fighting games. But I can't for the life of me figure out what the fuck I'm supposed to do against Pit other than just "pick Fox". Is there anyone here who's played Brawl a lot who knows what to do against this guy? He makes me want to pull my hair out. I can't stand fighting him. Man.
Again, sorry for the OT...just needed to get that off my chest. Phew.