My GAF,
I would like to thank you for all of the warm support and love you've showered on me over the news of my glorious Bloody High Claw. Of course, when you're as beautiful as I am, such love is to be expected. A beautiful new era rises before us, it's delicate petals quivering with the anticipation of
MY touch.
Fear not, for you too shall play a part in its blossoming! For locked within that hideous shell that you've been cursed with since birth lies of scrap of beauty - warm, wet, and crimson. All you need to do is show yourself before me - you need not hide your deformed faces - and with a snick snick and a ecstatic scream of anguish, your ruby-red lifeblood will paint the world a magnificent shade of crimson. And the second most beautiful rose will drink, and grow, and blossom into a pulsing, living testament to
MY greatness. Ah, the anticipation!
Come to me, and add your blood to those who have fallen before you...
Love,
Claw
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