Everyone took their weapon of choice out and started measuring their opponents. It was clear that, as many as they were, all of them had to be strong enough if they could stand the wind pressure from before. But how strong? Stronger than me? This was lurking the mind of the 10 opponents, standing around in a perfect circle.
There was this one who had no weapon, but was instead looking all around him, trying to stay calm. He was not used to physical confrontations, he was more the Brainy type. But even in the dire situation he was in, he could still feel that confidence that how allowed him to get so far in his plan for greatness.
Yes, he thought to himself. Yes. He was in the perfect place he wanted to be. Everyone around him was a brute, a pariah, a monster. They lacked his cunning, his inventive...
He put his best smile on and, raising his hands in the air with the attitude of a high school freshman, he walked into the center of the circle.
"Now now guys, guys. There is no need for violence. We are all classy people here, right?"
All eyes on him, yet no muscle moved. Light saw this as his chance. He took his Death Note out.
"Why don´t we leave it to chance? Here, let me write down your names and I´ll make a quick..."
BAM.
Light felt something warm in his chest. It was not confidence, as usual. He looked up, trying to identify the guy who shot him. But it was impossible, there was not one person standing still anymore. All hell broke lose and, in the blur, he lied down... forever.
Sorian, Light Yagami, is dead.
Welcome to The Salty Spitoon [Mafia]
You are Light Yagami, Kira.
You have a GOD complex and feel pretty good about your smarts, why don´t use that pretty notebook you have to get rid of the other guys?
You are aligned with no one. You win when only you remain alive in the game.
You can kill another player each night. You also have a vote on the day.
PM me the command Eliminate: <player1> to get rid of a murderous rival.
Remember, every single player has a different priority when killing, and you will have to figure out where your priority stands.
Also, you might or might not have a special ability, maybe your kill is special? Maybe your vote is? Only I (And the Spectator thread) knows.
PM with any questions. Have fun!
"I am not a bad person" this particular person was thinking to himself. Sure, he used to be a mean person. And sure, he might have gotten a biiiiiit carried away... but anyway, that was in the past. He had just gotten a sweet pair of sunglasses and feeling pretty good about his self-esteem.
So he really didn´t felt threatened when everyone started pointing guns at each other, even him or when the handsome young blond man stood in front of him talking about some kind of raffle.
"Hey jerk face" said a voice that he couldn´t tell where it was coming from. He looked around. Nothing.- "Down here!"
He looked down, he had accidentally stepped on a green blob with a weird, big eye.
"Sorry" the man replied, looking for no trouble. The green blob responded flipping the bird to him. That moment of distraction was enough. All he felt was his feet leave the floor, a loud noise inside his head, and then... Silence.
SWAG Hitler did no Wrong.
LaunchpadMcQ, the SWAG Hitler, is dead.
Welcome to The Salty Spitoon [Mafia]
You are Hipler!, Its like Hitler, but hip, get it?. Ok, Ok, You are SWAG Hitler.
Hitler was a terrible person, btw, so are you!
You are aligned with no one. You win when only you remain alive in the game.
You can kill another player each night. You also have a vote on the day.
PM me the command Eliminate: <player1> to get rid of a murderous rival.
Remember, every single player has a different priority when killing, and you will have to figure out where your priority stands.
Also, you might or might not have a special ability, maybe your kill is special? Maybe your vote is? Only I (And the Spectator thread) knows.
PM with any questions. Have fun
Meanwhile, a mustachioed guy was having the time of his life. He would not stop yelling out of the top of his lungs WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. He was pulling bombs out of his crotch, throwing them around him and taking the moment of distraction to have them smell his pits. Ah, what a time to be alive.
That was until one of the bombs got bounced back to him. Goodnight Sweet Prince.
Fireblend, the Waluigi, is dead.
SalvaPot said:
Welcome to
The Salty Spitoon [Mafia]
You are
Waluigi, YEH YEH YEH.
You are the greatest Mario, nay, Videogame, nay, UNIVERSE character ever, and if everyone dares deny it... WALUIGI TIME.
You are aligned with no one. You win when only you remain alive in the game.
You can kill another player each night. You also have a vote on the day.
PM me the command Eliminate: <player1> to get rid of a murderous rival.
Remember, every single player has a different priority when killing, and you will have to figure out where your priority stands.
Also, you might or might not have a special ability, maybe your kill is special? Maybe your vote is? Only I (And the Spectator thread) knows.
PM with any questions. Have fun!
The Game thread is here
In the middle of the brawl, one of the fighters stood tall, pounding people with his firm fist, trained with years of bumping desks, and throwing brutal headbutts capable of breaking walls.
Oh, he also had a gun.
Anyway, he is dead now.
Cornburrito, The Manfred von Karma, is dead.
SalvaPot said:
Welcome to
The Salty Spitoon [Mafia]
You are Manfred von Karma, Prosecutor Extraordinaire.
You haven´t lost a single case in 40 years! Or something! Also look at that glorious hair you have, man, no wonder no one wants to fuck with you. You won´t settled for anything less than the Perfect Victory.
You are aligned with no one. You win when only you remain alive in the game.
You can kill another player each night. You also have a vote on the day.
PM me the command Eliminate: <player1> to get rid of a murderous rival.
Remember, every single player has a different priority when killing, and you will have to figure out where your priority stands.
Also, you might or might not have a special ability, maybe your kill is special? Maybe your vote is? Only I (And the Spectator thread) knows.
PM with any questions. Have fun!
The Game thread is here
Lago died too.
Hyperactivity, the Lago, is Dead.
SalvaPot said:
Welcome to The Salty Spitoon [Mafia]
You are Lago.
I´ll put some flavor here, but I have no idea who Lago is. It means Lake on spanish. I got lakes when I did a google search. But you sound like a pretty bad dude! Go kill some guys!
You are aligned with no one. You win when only you remain alive in the game.
You can kill another player each night. You also have a vote on the day.
PM me the command Eliminate: <player1> to get rid of a murderous rival.
Remember, every single player has a different priority when killing, and you will have to figure out where your priority stands.
Also, you might or might not have a special ability, maybe your kill is special? Maybe your vote is? Only I (And the Spectator thread) knows.
PM with any questions. Have fun!
Makai took a seat, away from the fight. He really did not need a T-shirt, all he wanted was a drink to celebrate been so good at Mafia games.
He was also just a piece of meat. But for some reason, everyone else wanted him dead. What do you do to make so many people angry, Makai?
Shame on you.
Shame.
Makai, The Makai, is dead
SalvaPot said:
Welcome to
The Salty Spitoon [Mafia]
You are Makai, you are kind of mean.
Expert Mafia player, you are able to do the impossible: Get a Neutral win. Alone. Damn!
You are aligned with no one. You win when only you remain alive in the game.
You can kill another player each night. You also have a vote on the day.
PM me the command Eliminate: <player1> to get rid of a murderous rival.
Remember, every single player has a different priority when killing, and you will have to figure out where your priority stands.
Also, you might or might not have a special ability, maybe your kill is special? Maybe your vote is? Only I (And the Spectator thread) knows.
PM with any questions. Have fun!
The Game thread is here
The dust settled, where once stood 10, there is 4 now.