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The Very Worst Movies of the Decade (holy crap I need to see all of these)

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Wow that trailer for After Last Season ....

It looks and sounds more like the actors are at the casting call for the movie instead of actually acting in the movie. Actually it comes across like someone videotaped the actors that didn't make the cut at the casting call and then made a movie out of it.
 
BattleMonkey said:
Actually I think Postal and Farcry were worse Uwe Bole films than Alone in the Dark.

Yes I've seen them..... don't know why though.... fuck you netflix instant streaming!

...the Far Cry movie already came out? :lol

EDIT: Holy shit at everything related to After Last Season! :lol :lol

EDIT 2: OMFG at the "MRI scanner" :lol
 
chubigans said:
The official website for After Last Season is gold. :lol :lol :lol

http://www.afterlastseason.com/

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Did they just quote an Amazon User?:lol
 

JCX

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gdt5016 said:
You NEED to see the trailer for #1.

The "MRI" is made out of paper and cardboard. NO JOKE.

Every scene is filmed in the SAME ROOM, with different cardboards used to build sets.


Outside scenes are just CGI...SNES-looking CGI.

I almost want to start a netflix free trial just to rent this. Doesn't look as epic as The Room, though.
 
I <3 Memes said:
Wow that trailer for After Last Season ....

It looks and sounds more like the actors are at the casting call for the movie instead of actually acting in the movie. Actually it comes across like someone videotaped the actors that didn't make the cut at the casting call and then made a movie out of it.

It feels like amateur porn without the sex.
 

Tashi

343i Lead Esports Producer
I like to go the for low ratings in Netflix Instant in the Sci-Fi section, there are lots of terrible movies there. Including classics like, "Transmorphers" Gold.
 

gdt

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Transmorphers and Shark VS Giant Octopus are purposefully bad (read: funny), so they don't count.
 

mr jones

Ethnicity is not a race!
Holy crap at After Last Season. The website is spectacular.

"If you are a distributor or a studio and you want to discuss releasing this movie into theaters & other outlets (as it is or if you want to add some visual FX or fix some issues), please contact us at Index Square..."

Wow. This was in theaters? How is this possible?
 

mibm

aka funkky
I was going to rage because this list caused me to remember there was a Bratz movie. But then I saw The Room trailer and loled at "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA".
 
mr jones said:
Holy crap at After Last Season. The website is spectacular.

"If you are a distributor or a studio and you want to discuss releasing this movie into theaters & other outlets (as it is or if you want to add some visual FX or fix some issues), please contact us at Index Square..."

Wow. This was in theaters? How is this possible?

It was only on 4 screens in the entire world so...barely.
 

cramcakes

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UnluckyKate said:
I'm wondering where's Rollerball ?

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This is the worst thing I've ever saw.

Didn't Rebecca Romijn get naked in that? Worth the price of admission IMO.

Dumb and Dumberer doesn't belong on that list.
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
I'm thinking The Room is an honorable mention because it's unbelievably entertaining. The others are probably just grindingly pathetic and boring.
 

Calcaneus

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mattiewheels said:
I'm thinking The Room is an honorable mention because it's unbelievably entertaining. The others are probably just grindingly pathetic and boring.
Yeah, The Room would top this list if it wasn't genuinely entertaining to watch. I watched it with the rifftrax on, but this movie doesn't really need a rifftrax since its so hilarious on its own just watching these people say those lines.

Its delivers so well on your expectations, I feel like it deserves to be called a film rather than a movie.
 

Dilly

Banned
After last Season is a hoax, right?

The movies me and my friend produced for school is like 10 times better than that.
 

Plywood

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Baker said:
Perfect Getaway is the worst movie of the decade. I can't remember what thread I first mentioned that in, but someone challenged me to watch Battlefield Earth.

Well, I did yesterday.

Perfect Getaway is the worst movie of the decade.
A Perfect Getaway > G.I. Joe Rise of the Cobra
 
Only 2 I have seen on the list are Battlefield Earth and The Room. Battlefield Earth actually made me feel ill. The slanted camera angle shit got old really fast. The Room is quite entertaining though.

And after watching the trailer for After Last Season I know what movie I need to watch next. That was amazing. Judging from the trailer alone I would have no idea what the film was about.
 

D4Danger

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gdt5016 said:
You NEED to see the trailer for #1.

The "MRI" is made out of paper and cardboard. NO JOKE.

Every scene is filmed in the SAME ROOM, with different cardboards used to build sets.


Outside scenes are just CGI...SNES-looking CGI.

this is a flower...

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:lol :lol James Cameron eat your heart out
 

Invisible Man

aka SexyNerd
I'm assuming who ever put together that site for After Last Season does not understand sarcasm at all.

Marvin-X said:
It is an iconic work. Ten out of ten

:lol :lol :lol

Edit: Here is the rest of that IMDB user review...

When I first saw the trailer for After Last Season, I was a bit taken aback. The colors are washed out, like in an older film. The props don't seem quite right. The dialog is slow, choppy, and seemingly random. The trailer hints at paranormal activity for only a moment, before switching to something else. Intrigued by this, I decided I had to see it. What followed was an experience unlike any other. After Last Season is a movie that will make you question standard modes of storytelling and give you a new perspective on life, film, and the relationship between the two.

The conversations are real, like overhearing strangers speaking. Like real life, most of what is said is trite and meaningless. We only hear one half of cell phone dialog. This movie values your attention but makes no attempt to take it from you. Unlike action flicks that grab you with cacophonous explosions and dramatic chases, After Last Season gives you a choice. This is not a telling of a story so much as a recording of something that happened; a slice of time, unedited and unembellished.

The characters are poorly defined and not clear-cut like the archetypal figures we generally see. They all live their normal lives with no mention of purpose or motive. They all seem to have trouble expressing emotion. Everyone, I think, sees a little of themselves in these characters. To complement the characters, After Last Season chooses its imagery carefully. The props are poorly constructed. Fake items are often substituted for real ones, even in situations where such a substitution is completely unnecessary. The scenery alternates between the pastel walls of the characters' homes and the exposed wood and white paint of the corporation building. Everything feels somehow abandoned, despite a normal appearance. An absence of extras makes the movie feel lonely, and the falseness of the props and scenery only serves to reinforce this.

If you are looking for an experience that is unique and surreal and profound, you have found it. After Last Season will frighten you, will move you, will inspire you to rethink your life. It is an iconic work. Ten out of ten.

I hope this is just really good satire...
 
So, I tried searching for "Multiple Visuals" and "Activating Keys", the companies that are credited for the horrendous visual effects and CG in "After Last Season", and I found nothing. The first known Alan Smithees for CG production companies/individuals, or evidence that the movie is a joke? :lol
 
Some of the youtube comments (yeah I know) claim that After Last Season had a budget of 5 to 6 million and that the whole movie was a scam to steal a majority of the budget while still putting a movie out. It would explain a lot.
 

darkwings

Banned
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the 7th film is seriously the worst in the series by far, and also a disgrace to the original films. What a pile of shit this was.


I also want to highlight superhero movie as another stinker.
 
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