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[Scrow]

not sure if it has been mentioned yet, but i heard The Guru was pretty bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280720/

edit: Wait, sorry. Wrong movie. I meant The Love Guru.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811138/

 

[cuyahoga]

Everyone here is wrong, San Franpsycho is by far the worst film of the past ten years.

 

[Wrekt]

Starship Troopers 2 not only belongs on that list, but that article needs to be named after it.

 

[x Power Pad Death Stomp x]

Someone shitting on your face would be preferable to Starship Troopers 2. Wow did that movie suck ass.

I'll throw in "Year One". Worst movie I've payed $ to see in a long time.

 

[Canadian Psycho]

The worst movie I have seen this past decade is Screwed (2000) starring Dave Chappelle and Norm MacDonald (my favourite comedian along with Chris Rock and Dennis Miller). The film is atrociously bad. Has anyone else seen it?

 

[Mr. Sam]

Oh, just remembered the first movie I ever considered walking out of (I had a friend with me who refused to leave):

Abysmal.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Starship Troopers 2 not only belongs on that list, but that article needs to be named after it.

Check out the 3rd one. It is pretty good.

 

[Jak140]

I agree with everyone saying Elephant belongs on the list. That and Catwoman are the worst movies I've ever seen.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

I agree with everyone saying Elephant belongs on the list. That and Catwoman are the worst movies I've ever seen.

Elephant is a fine, fine film.

 

[jakncoke]

Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector was pretty terrible as well.

 

[Messypandas]

Not sure it had a theatrical run but:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2i6njfp.jpg[IMG]

Looked so damn bad i was curious to check it out. I was not disappointed:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4_ZjRNzhk]tribute[/url] some scenes maybe NSFW

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Saw Battlefield Earth again. It was bad but not as horrendous as some here made it out to be. The idea of humans regressing back only to rediscover their lost knowledge, effectively making them the real aliens (that sense of awe that comes when films portray first contact) in a way, was a neat idea on paper. In that sense, it reminded me of The Time Machine (classic film).

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

MAN ANIMAL!!! LEVERAGE!!!

 

[Snuggles]

All legitimately bad movies, no reason to argue with that list.

Regarding The Room, it's one of the few bad movies I've seen that really does live up to the idea of "so bad it's good". I've watched it all the way through on DVD and watched the youtube clicks countless times, it's a downright hilarious movie even if it wasn't intentional. Funnier than most comedy films.

I do have a sneaking suspicion that Tommy is a self aware mastermind, especially after the Tim and Eric episode with him.

EDIT - Oh, I'm responding to a list from last January. Nice bump, I should pay more attention.

 

[canadian crowe]

My screenwriting prof in University wrote Alone in the Dark and decided to screen the movie and do a live commentary over it. He was also the writer of M.V.P 2 (Most Vertical Primate).

 

[BattleMonkey]

My screenwriting prof in University wrote Alone in the Dark and decided to screen the movie and do a live commentary over it. He was also the writer of M.V.P 2 (Most Vertical Primate).

Should have dropped that class

 

[MetalAlien]

House of the Dead was awesome because when you saw the house it was clearly 1/2 scale or something and they made no effort to hide that... :lol

 

[BattleMonkey]

House of the Dead was awesome because when you saw the house it was clearly 1/2 scale or something and they made no effort to hide that... :lol

Shack of the Dead

 

[canadian crowe]

Should have dropped that class

He said I had 'natural instincts'.

He said Uwe Boll was terrible, and changed his script. If I remember correctly he wanted it to be less serious (I haven't seen the whole movie without live commentary).

He also said he was with Ben Affleck in the Vancouver strip club where he was caught by paparazzi, which lead to his break up with J.Lo.

All in all money well spent on the course.

 

[MMaRsu]

You would be surprised how often I rent out some of these.

 

[gdt]

Has anyone here seen After Last Season?

 

[Raxus]

:lol

Riff trax don't fail me now...

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

No one has said House of a 1000 corpses???? still can't believe how bad that was.

I actually think that movie had a lot of potential - the first half or so is quite good. Accept it as a campy, fun, silly kind of horror movie, with some fairly grotesque and serious moments, I think there's plenty of redeeming qualities to be had.

It does lose a lot of momentum beyond the 1-hour mark, though.

Spoiler

I don't understand why Dr. Satan is depicted as though he's a character from a science fiction comic book instead of the "creepy surgeon" they depict earlier in the film, for instance, among other gripes.

 

[The Technomancer]

No-one's posted this abomination yet?

 

[Fidelis Hodie]

The Room is easily one of the greatest theater experiences you will ever have in your life. Infinitely quotable, so fucking terrible.

Nothing is worse. Nothing.

And yet . . nothing is better. :lol

 

[WillyFive]

Oh, just remembered the first movie I ever considered walking out of (I had a friend with me who refused to leave):

Abysmal.

Huh?

That one was great. Not really funny, but it was a great movie.