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[Loakum]

Hi Aisha, great job hosting Ubisoft's E3 press conference again this year. I know you're a gamer, so what game you've already played that literally blew your mind, in terms of unexpected twists? Mine was Assassin's Creed 2, when Ezio encountered Minerva.

 

[SRTtoZ]

Will you put on bigger heels next time pls?

<3, me.

 

[Aspiring]

I have a question. My friend and.I are really looking forward to the crew and I have yet to watch the Ubisoft presser. How big is the world? In terms of events is out just racing or us there certain types of events to compete in and what are these. Also is there a way to make a "crew" And if so how many people can be in your crew, and how does it work? If it's open world and we split up abd he starts a race without me and wins, does our crew get anything for his winnings or just him? What is the benefit of having a crew or is.it just for keeping friends together?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Haha.

 

[Herr K]

Did you like E3, dude, bro?

 

[Meier]

When are you going to be on Bob's Burgers?

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Hey guys. I am at e3 and from now until Friday morning I will answer any questions you have about the Ubisoft presser, Ubi games, the floor, French toast or your mom. I am super busy so I will get on here as much as I can and tell you what I've seen.

NOTICE: I am NOT a Ubisoft spokesperson and I DO NOT SPEAK FOR THEM. I am not a games journalist and I will not have seen everything. I am a gamer, but I also have fourteen jobs so I will not have played everything because I have shit to do. I am only really interested in shooters and combat-oriented RPGs so do not ask me about Mario Kart or other tiny, cute things with bunnies and jumping and stuff.

HOWEVER. By EOD Thursday I will have played a bunch of games, including games that aren't really playable yet. I will also have walked the floor, videobombed a lot of vloggers, given Greg Miller at IGN the double finger and taken a lot of photos with sweaty con-goers. Ask your questions and I'll try to answer.

Be aware that if you are a dick I will respond in kind.

And I am a dick for a living, so I will crush you.

Welp, got yourself a tag there, I know that much.

 

[Markitron]

I'm thinking of search, that's what changed, sorry.



I'm just saying you can't have noticed anything on a Nintendo console in like 15 years if you think all they make is 2D sidescrollers

Spoiler

I hope you aren't taking this seriously

I just want Nintendo to wow me like they did with Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Metroid Prime and Mario Galaxy. They are not gonna do that with a constant stream of 2D games nomatter how good they are.

 

[AwShucks]

No question, just thanks for hosting Whose Line. One of my favorite shows and to have Wayne, Colin and Ryan still on it is great. Oh, and it needs more of the Sound Effects skit.

 

[Brannon]

Veering away from Ubisoft for a mo...

Is No Man's Sky as awesome as they say it is (if you've played it)?

And if you have, have you tried it with Occulus/Morpheus?

Also, what do you think of Mega Man's Final Smash?

 

[SystemBug]

/dead

 

[Lizardus]

These tryhard and cringeworthy "jokes" in your presentation, were they written by you or by someone else?

 

[Isak_Borg]

As a fellow minority gamer how do you feel about the amount of racism and misogyny in the current gaming/geek community?

 

[megatronium]

Nobody likes Beyonce.

Girls love Beyonce

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

first post nails it

just wanna wish you good luck

 

[SmithnCo]

Why do you have terrible taste in video games?

Oh goodie

Console wars shit

 

[Lonestar]

Bless you for having H. Jon Benjamin tell his SIW story of the worst night a human being has ever had (that didn't involve murder or syphilis), on your podcast.

 

[w1gglyjones]

I just want Nintendo to wow me like they did with Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Metroid Prime and Mario Galaxy. They are not gonna do that with a constant stream of 2D games nomatter how good they are.

I like how you try to be "specific" when you mention old games that resonated with you, but then constantly whine about their output using a played-out generalization about Nintendo only making "2D" or otherwise childishly simple games. Okay. We get it.

 

[zeopower6]

Second question: why was there no girl wood at the Ubisoft conference this year??

Look at her shirt from the conference again.

 

[vypek]

Whoa! Aisha really is a member here? Awesome.

1) Will you marry me?

Spoiler

Kidding but not really cause I think you're awesome.

2) What are the top 3 games you are interested in that are at E3 this year?

3) Are shooters and action oriented RPGs the only genres that interest you at all?

 

[carpediemdp]

Not gonna ask anything, but I want to congratulate you for doing an awesome presentation in this E3. I liked it very much!

 

[dantevsninjas]

What made Larry the Cable Guy famous?

The fucking devil.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Just thought I'd say hello, fam.

Keep doing your thing. Nothing like a tall drink of woman.

 

[Off-Kilter]

Whoa you're so edgy.

Um, am I missing something here? What did she say that was "edgy"?

 

[Markitron]

I like how you try to be "specific" when you mention old games that resonated with you, but then constantly whine about their output using a play-out generalization about Nintendo only making "2D" or otherwise childishly simple games. Okay. We get it.

It's not a generalisation tho is it?

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

So how many hours per week do you play games?
How many hours per week do you lurk GAF?

When are you going to be on Bob's Burgers?

All of my questions have already been asked, sadly

If only one can be answered, it must be the first, I want to compare

 

[chadboban]

I just want Nintendo to wow me like they did with Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Metroid Prime and Mario Galaxy. They are not gonna do that with a constant stream of 2D games nomatter how good they are.

So... why not look at the games that aren't 2D? Just saying dude.

 

[w1gglyjones]

It's not a generalisation tho is it?

you should make yourself a list. a wholistic one. put xenoblade 1 and 2 up there on the top.

edit: you could really make an honest list. or... for every game that doesn't fit your 'generalization,' make some sort of excuse to discount it like many others have done in the past.

 

[dorkimoe]

Are you aware you look like the girl detective in rookie blue?

 

[AwShucks]

Has anyone ever broke out with "Aisha" by Another Bad Creation when you're around (or sung it at karaoke with you)?

Keep representing black/female style.

Oh my god you are amazing. I thought my brother and I were the only two human beings to have known Another Bad Creation.

 

[SmithnCo]

Um, am I missing something here? What did she say that was "edgy"?

It really rustles those jimmies when people don't play the same console you do.

 

[EL CUCO]

Killzone Shadow fall, have you played it? If so, do you like it?

 

[Mudron]

Favorite bourbon?

 

[OJdaKiller]

Oh my god you are amazing. I thought my brother and I were the only two human beings to have known Another Bad Creation.

ABC BBD

 

[Thunder Monkey]

How do you feel about Splatoon?

 

[Mathezar]

I'm going to give you some humble pie and say I have no idea who you are and I only know you from the Ubisoft press conferences. Having said that, you are doing a great job each year and I like your humorous writing style.

 

[vagabondarts]

Has anyone ever broke out with "Aisha" by Another Bad Creation when you're around (or sung it at karaoke with you)?

Keep representing black/female style.

awesome.

http://youtu.be/ZDPIK7Fz_g4

Man, this takes me back

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Look at her shirt from the conference again.

Yeah, but girl boner just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[TitusGroan]

Have you got the chance to see Bayonetta 2? If and so, what do you think of the game, and of the main character herself?

 

[Mike Works]

Does Wayne Brady really make up all his lyrics on the spot? I don't feel like he does.

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

Do you even game?

 

[LouisaFerre]

How do you feel about Final Fantasy XV?

 

[Vlade]

You killed it at the show, really, that was amazing.

Have you played the division? Is teamwork as important and rewarded add I hope it is? Comments?

Is there some reality in which there is a live action bayonetta starring you?

 

[PrinceKee]

Aisha I just want to say you're hot and looked extra Hot on stage during the Ubisoft conference lol. Sony and M$ should pay you to do their conferences also. Btw did they give you a hint when the Division is coming out?

 

[Dr. Malik]

Aisha go post in popgaf and tell us what was up with those red heels

 

[Hoo-doo]

Is David Schwimmer a good kisser or a great kisser?

 

[KillerDark]

Is the combat in Assassins Creed Unity actually different this time around, like Ubi is claiming?

 

[Lonestar]

Did anyone bring up the quote button on everyone's post, and how to use it? Would make it easier to respond to more people at the same time.

 

[tanooki27]

what kind of fruit topping do you enjoy on your french toast? or do you prefer it plain? maple syrup or regular? powdered sugar or no?

 

[FrIeDGoAt]

The big question, Which these so called ""games journalists" aren't asking is, Will the last of Us Remastered be blanket censored in the EU like it was last time? If you could find some Naughty Dog crew and ask, I will love you forever.