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NeoGAF: Woohoo Tifa tits 10/10

Resetera: Reeeeee Tifa tits 0/10

 

[Nickolaidas]

Western devs will come back to showcasing beauty in their female characters. The money is RIGHT there on the table.

Once the retarded activists fuck off / get fired and ACTUAL western developers come back, yes, that's a very good possibility.

 

[ReBurn]

Is this good or is this bad

 

[OGM_Madness]

I was last night actually. just ask your mom.

Average Neogafer right here lol

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Is this good or is this bad

I was good last night, just ask your m-

GOD DAMN IT

On topic: tits and Tifa are only two letters off

 

[OGM_Madness]

I'd wager they'd sell even more if they put Sephirot in a sexy outfit.

This game is insanely popular with all the girls in the cosplay community and they're all hot for Sephirot

The 3rd part will have Sephiroth without a shirt (canon)

 

[FoxMcChief]

Oh man. You have no idea….

 

[FoxMcChief]

#MakeTifaTitsGreatAgain

 

[TheInfamousKira]

MTTGA sounds vaguely Hebrew. Will piss off double the people. Minerva bless Gaia.

 

[Kagoshima_Luke]

I'm here for Red XIII in his bathing suit.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Is this good or is this bad

Tits

It’s fantastic

 

[hemo memo]

Lulu was bigger.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Is this good or is this bad

It's tits!

 

[FoxMcChief]

I was last night actually. just ask your mom.

 

[FoxMcChief]

I'm here for Red XIII in his bathing suit.

Interspecies erotica?

 

[saintjules]

no problem with the performance mode there, amirite?

 

[FoxMcChief]

no problem with the performance mode there, amirite?

They’re some quality jugs.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Some people say boobs bigger than a handful are unnecessary. My response is always the same. I pull my hands out of my pockets….

 

[ReBurn]

It's tits!

I guess it's all in how you look at it

 

[FoxMcChief]

I guess it's all in how you look at it

 

[Kilau]

I wasn’t expecting to see Cloud turning me on but here we are…

How I love a nice athletic blonde twonk, save me lord.

 

[Nydius]

Guess I should just be honest with myself that athletic brunette with great assets and martial arts skills that could kick my ass is my dream girl archetype.

Chun-Li
Tifa
Psylocke (for consistency sake, purple hair counts as brunette, alright?)

 

[cash_longfellow]

The responses in this thread are sad…but also entertaining, keep them coming (the sad responses)

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

would

 

[RagnarokIV]

Bella is beautiful too.

 

[TheAssist]

So funny how all the hypetrailers and shit didn't even get nearly as much attention, but show the world some anime titties and everything is starting to heal.

Imagine, if just 0,05% of people who watched this video will buy the game (but would not have bough it otherwise) this video just made them hundreds of thousands in revenue.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Bella is beautiful too.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Guess I should just be honest with myself that athletic brunette with great assets and martial arts skills that could kick my ass is my dream girl archetype.

Chun-Li
Tifa
Psylocke (for consistency sake, purple hair counts as brunette, alright?)

 

[FoxMcChief]

So funny how all the hypetrailers and shit didn't even get nearly as much attention, but show the world some anime titties and everything is starting to heal.

Imagine, if just 0,05% of people who watched this video will buy the game (but would not have bough it otherwise) this video just made them hundreds of thousands in revenue.

All world leaders should be 25-45 big ass and big titty ladies. World would be a much better place.

 

[rofif]

I still feel robbed this moment was spoiled

 

[FoxMcChief]

I still feel robbed this moment was spoiled

You’ll get over it. The lotion will still do its job just the same when you see it in-game.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Pre order secured.

 

[FoxMcChief]

The responses in this thread are sad…but also entertaining, keep them coming (the sad responses)

I feel attacked.

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

Best waifu ever!

 

[DeltaPolarBear]

Aerith is one greta's public speech away from throwing pepsi into a famous piece of art inside some museum.

Her childhood and current living arrangement is... peculiar. But the game never addressed this directly.

Spoiler: FF7 original

I had the impressions that after her family was killed, that she was kidnapped as a baby. But due to SHINRA having "certain" leaders who still have some compassion, she was given a caretaker and a house to be raised in the undercity that still had some light access. She is theoretically a prisoner but was not walled up because she had no where to go. The Turks are suppose to both guard her and to stop her going rogue. Maybe the prequel, the one I didn't play staring Zack, had more details?

 

[Sentenza]

Western devs will come back to showcasing beauty in their female characters. The money is RIGHT there on the table.

You know what's the funny part?
That despise all the whining, moral posturing and virtue signaling about "Why women detest sexualized character design" you hear in certain circles and on Era, any neutral research on the topic and any market survey made so far have proven over and over that IN FACT for the overwhelming majority even women prefer to look at more attractive and sexy women in advertisement, fiction and entertainment.

Even most of the ones that in "consumer surveys" claimed otherwise, when tested several biometric tools (or under brain scan machinery) showed that the way their pupil dilated, their salivation increased, their brains "fired up" etc were markedly more pronounced when looking at depictions of more attractive and "sexualized" women.
They were also more incline to judge the personality of more attractive women more favorably, to be more lenient in assigning them blame for their errors, and so on.

I remember watching a Youtube documentary about this exact topic barely a couple of months ago (made by a woman, incidentally) where she talked extensively about this stuff reporting a lot of research data.

 

[Nickolaidas]

You know what's the funny part?
That despise all the whining, moral posturing and virtue signaling about "Why women detest sexualized character design" you hear in certain circles and on Era, any neutral research on the topic and any market survey made so far have proven over and over that IN FACT for the overwhelming majority even women prefer to look at more attractive and sexy women in advertisement, fiction and entertainment.

Even most of the ones that in "consumer surveys" claimed otherwise, when tested several biometric tools (or under brain scan machinery) showed that the way their pupil dilated, their salivation increased, their brains "fired up" etc were markedly more pronounced when looking at depictions of more attractive and "sexualized" women.
They were also more incline to judge the personality of more attractive women more favorably, to be more lenient in assigning them blame for their errors, and so on.

I remember watching a Youtube documentary about this exact topic barely a couple of months ago (made by a woman, incidentally) where she talked extensively about this stuff reporting a lot of research data.

Conclusion: Truth, Biology and Facts will always trump over retardation, pretenses, hypocrisy, lies, virtue signaling and above all, evil.

 

[DeltaPolarBear]

Guess I should just be honest with myself that athletic brunette with great assets and martial arts skills that could kick my ass is my dream girl archetype.

Chun-Li
Tifa
Psylocke (for consistency sake, purple hair counts as brunette, alright?)

Psylocke was born British Blonde. She dyed it purple in her modeling career. She then body-swapped with a literal Asian woman and somehow her hair became purple forever. (often black hair in art is drawn with purple highlights.)

 

[_Justinian_]

Can someone explain it to me? I'm not too internet-versed these days. What happened now? lol

Edit: Or point me to a thread or link that explains it?

 

[Raven117]

They were also more incline to judge the personality of more attractive women more favorably, to be more lenient in assigning them blame for their errors, and so on.

The true “privilege” in this world. Hot Girl privilege.

 

[Boralf]

It’s human nature to check up on your ex every once in a while. Especially if they’re fucking nuts.

To me, as a relatively new member, this seems more like a sad obsession.

 

[Nydius]

Psylocke was born British Blonde. She dyed it purple in her modeling career. She then body-swapped with a literal Asian woman and somehow her hair became purple forever. (often black hair in art is drawn with purple highlights.)

Trust me, I know.
I still have my original copies of New Mutants Annual #2, Uncanny X-Men #213 and #256 in a storage box somewhere.

Those were my peak comic book reading years though the overly muscular Jim Lee Psylocke never did anything for me.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

Beauty rules. Just attend a cosplay event and check what female characters are the most popular. It's mostly guys (simps, "allies" and other weirdos) who get triggered at the sight of a sexy girl. Sane women don't care. In the Stellar Blade Discord there are a few girls, straight and lesbian, and they think Eve is very cool, sexiness aside.

In a world where Only Fans exists and 50 Shades of Grey is a best-seller, this controversy can't be any more fake.

 

[Mister Wolf]

The Asian developers even do a better job with non Asian women's faces. When you see women with odd looking faces in these games from western developers, it's intentional. Especially when they are using the likeness of a real life person.

 

[Quantum253]

Meanwhile, western devs think this is what we want.

Think what we want or forced upon.

 

[DeltaPolarBear]

But the devs actually took all that criticism personally and provided Aloy with make-up by default in the game (despite it making no sense in the games universe and tone)

That's where you are wrong. Humanity had makeup all the way back in the Stone Age. In fact ingredients for makeup tend to evolve into ritualistic currency. As in it is a symbolic payment for priceless things. Same reason rare animal teeth are valuable in the stone age for necklaces and other adornments. Humans always try to wear things on themselves, makeup is not a new idea.

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Can someone explain it to me? I'm not too internet-versed these days. What happened now? lol

Edit: Or point me to a thread or link that explains it?

This happened

Final Fantasy Porn Interrupts Italian Senate Zoom Event

A video of Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII having sex appeared on the screen during an event full of politicians and academics.

www.vice.com

 

[Vick]

That's where you are wrong. Humanity had makeup all the way back in the Stone Age. In fact ingredients for makeup tend to evolve into ritualistic currency. As in it is a symbolic payment for priceless things. Same reason rare animal teeth are valuable in the stone age for necklaces and other adornments. Humans always try to wear things on themselves, makeup is not a new idea.

Yeah I mean, sure.

What doesn't make any sense in the game universe and tone is Aloy bothering to wear mascara and eyeshadow while desperately trying to prevent Earth and every human alive from being imminently obliterated.

My statement wasn't a complaint at all, I'm glad she does.

 

[FoxMcChief]

To me, as a relatively new member, this seems more like a sad obsession.

No, it’s fine.