Tiger Woods wants his ex-wife Elin back, offers her $200m prenup

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If I'm Erin I'm getting back with Tiger and finding the baddest white women I can find to throw Tiger, and hope he slips up so I can walk away with another 200 million.
 
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But what have you done for me lately?!
 
Yup.

This is his year, this is his moment. He doesn't need Elin. Stay on track, brah.

Uhh nope.

Masters: 40th
US Open: 21st
British: 3rd
PGA: 11th

2012 Missed 3 cuts, made 16, won zero majors, won 3 non-majors.

For a guy that measures himself solely on major wins, he's as far from on track as you get.
 
That's how miserable you feel now huh Tiger? Guess you shouldn't have cheated then.

I'm sure when he's plowing his hot wife again in his multi million dollar home, the first thing that will come to mind is how miserable he was having years of unprotected sex with cocktail waitresses and porn stars.

Protip: he already won.
 
I'm sure when he's plowing his hot wife again in his multi million dollar home, the first thing that will come to mind is how miserable he was having years of unprotected sex with cocktail waitresses and porn stars.

Protip: he already won.

If this story is true, I'm guessing the last thing he felt was that "he won".
 
If she takes him back, it means he got to eat his cake and have it too.

He writes his wife a 600 million dollar apology check and he gets to hit the reset button.

The amount of work he's put into attempting to salvage his golf game will be nothing compared to trying to make a marriage work again that he destroyed by fucking everything that moved. She'd never consider it if she didn't still love him, so there's at least that(unless she somehow managed to waste all the money she got in the divorce). There is no reset button. Just a lot of hard work.
 
That's a lot of Kobe specials.

Nah, that deal is bad. Men are stupid (and financially irresponsible) when women are involved.
 
If he wants her back he should attend a Kobe Bryant success system seminar on getting wives back without breaking your bank... ... Your welcome.
 
Listen dude. I've been at the bar tonight and this sounds ballsy to me. Dude is as wishy washy as any Joe Schmoe on the planet. Putting his money where his dick wants to be is balls to me.

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In the morning, you'll feel differently! I'm envisioning Tiger fucking Woods, on his hands and knees with tears in his eyes groveling at her feet as she rolls her eyes.

Maximum simp. He handed her his balls in a trashbag and told her, "do what thou wilt".
 
The shamed sportsman, who was exposed for his serial cheating behind Elin’s back in 2009, is desperate to win her back, the magazine claims, offered a $200 million prenup to the stunning Swede.

And she is said to be considering the proposal, but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause.
Ah, true love. That's so romantic.
 
This story reminds me how much my bro's wife got him by the balls. No prenup, my bro works his ass off while she sits at home doing her spiritual bullshit. I honestly don't know why men accept bad deals all the time.
 
This story reminds me how much my bro's wife got him by the balls. No prenup, my bro works his ass off while she sits at home doing her spiritual bullshit. I honestly don't know why men accept bad deals all the time.

You need to expand upon this story, it sounds interesting.
 
I kind of suspect that the only reason he wants it is because he doesn't want her boning down with someone else. He seems like the kind of head case that would go crazy over her being with someone else even after what he did.
 
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