yeah, iced teah and mango juice is a tiger woods.
VV he's trying to repair his life man, he's probably not going to notice your towering equine.
Tiger Woods wants his ex-wife Elin back, offers her $200m prenup
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yeah, iced teah and mango juice is a tiger woods.
VV he's trying to repair his life man, he's probably not going to notice your towering equine.
computers putin'
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If I'm Erin I'm getting back with Tiger and finding the baddest white women I can find to throw Tiger, and hope he slips up so I can walk away with another 200 million.
Damn, he's going to reassess his life when he reads that!
But what have you done for me lately?!
Dreams-Visions
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Simps,
You have a new idol. Sit at his feet Indian style and learn his ways.
You have a new idol. Sit at his feet Indian style and learn his ways.
Baconsammy
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Uhh nope.
Masters: 40th
US Open: 21st
British: 3rd
PGA: 11th
2012 Missed 3 cuts, made 16, won zero majors, won 3 non-majors.
For a guy that measures himself solely on major wins, he's as far from on track as you get.
Sho_Nuff82
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I'm sure when he's plowing his hot wife again in his multi million dollar home, the first thing that will come to mind is how miserable he was having years of unprotected sex with cocktail waitresses and porn stars.
Protip: he already won.
Baconsammy
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If this story is true, I'm guessing the last thing he felt was that "he won".
Sho_Nuff82
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If she takes him back, it means he got to eat his cake and have it too.
He writes his wife a 600 million dollar apology check and he gets to hit the reset button.
Baconsammy
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The amount of work he's put into attempting to salvage his golf game will be nothing compared to trying to make a marriage work again that he destroyed by fucking everything that moved. She'd never consider it if she didn't still love him, so there's at least that(unless she somehow managed to waste all the money she got in the divorce). There is no reset button. Just a lot of hard work.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
If he really loved her he wouldn't have pre-nup
Cubanas bro. She's going to be setting up those latin american traps for him left and right.
Lol, this is the biggest bullshit argument against pre-nups.
Kobe saved his marriage without losing anything. Kobe wins.
Dark Knyght
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If he wants her back he should attend a Kobe Bryant success system seminar on getting wives back without breaking your bank... ... Your welcome.
Fudgepuppy
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Elin's got those crazy eyes, can't escape them.
FantasticMrFoxdie
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Love can be such a beautiful thing.
Dreams-Visions
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Whooooole lot of women out there with pretty eyes that won't cost $350 million to obtain.
Always-honest
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Don't worry. It's only natural to sell your soul.
He is worth $600 goddamn millions. He can hit up pretty much anyone he wants.
Dreams-Visions
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Always-honest,
The poon couldn't have been this good. I think he just wants something he can't have, so he's doing dumb shit to get it. When he gets her back, he's gonna be like "meh".
ErasureAcer
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Nice to see Tiger finally show some balls.
Dreams-Visions
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I think this is the opposite of what we'd consider "balls".
Instigator
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No woman is worth that much.
ErasureAcer
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Listen dude. I've been at the bar tonight and this sounds ballsy to me. Dude is as wishy washy as any Joe Schmoe on the planet. Putting his money where his dick wants to be is balls to me.
Always-honest
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Ofcourse. He's trying to pay off his guilty conscience.
Dreams-Visions
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<3
In the morning, you'll feel differently! I'm envisioning Tiger fucking Woods, on his hands and knees with tears in his eyes groveling at her feet as she rolls her eyes.
Maximum simp. He handed her his balls in a trashbag and told her, "do what thou wilt".
Dreams-Visions
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This should be the Simp OT's logo.
what in the world...
The smoke is vaporized wax, try it when you're near a candle next time.
Fudgepuppy
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But those eyes are not curazzy enough.
Elin's got the kind of eyes that a man gazes into before going into a confusing sex-induced coma where whips and other items might've been involved.
You need to expand upon this story, it sounds interesting.
Frank Jaeger
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Came here to write this!
The Return of
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Tiger you just took a huge L for this
This.
Aquavelvaman
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I kind of suspect that the only reason he wants it is because he doesn't want her boning down with someone else. He seems like the kind of head case that would go crazy over her being with someone else even after what he did.
Randy Monk
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TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy Swedish pussy?
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy Swedish pussy?
Honestly I think this might be more about his kids than her.
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