lightskintwin
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You ever watch, "Me and Earl, and the Dying Girl"?
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Tinder is destroying mens self-esteem (New York Post)
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You ever watch, "Me and Earl, and the Dying Girl"?
Dominican Power
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All these online dating sites/app do is heighten our shallowness.
Preach to the choir, bruh.
Funny story: in my early thirties I've made a one time effort to be a really really nice guy - the friend of all women type- so I've tried to cheer up a female co-worker who just went through a break-up. The girl came accross like a well experienced sexual person and I told her "Sweetheart, forget about this jerk, you'll easily find another dude".
Now hold on tight to your seat, pal, this was her reply: "No, how can you say something like that. For you guys it's much easier to find a replacement, because all pussies are alike."
Me:
It keeps evolving
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Jpop
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This thread is truly an abomination.
M0nochromatic
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We have such sights to show you.
Cindi Mayweather
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We have birthed a new GAF community: SexGaf.
lightskintwin
Banned
And going by our fast progress it will soon be a ban nation, LOL
To the dude asking about bigger condoms. Yes try Trojan Magnum.
I think they have a bigger size after Magnum.
Hate trying to post from my phone...lol
Magnums became a life safer. Before those I just assumed it was normal to struggle putting condoms on. And using lube to put on a condom was normal.
.... stealth brag.....
Eventually realized I could put it on before getting fully erect.
But...I'm thinking about going to normal size. I'm assuming they will work like wearing a cock ring.
Shut up.
I think they have a bigger size after Magnum.
Hate trying to post from my phone...lol
Magnums became a life safer. Before those I just assumed it was normal to struggle putting condoms on. And using lube to put on a condom was normal.
.... stealth brag.....
Eventually realized I could put it on before getting fully erect.
But...I'm thinking about going to normal size. I'm assuming they will work like wearing a cock ring.
Shut up.
PM me if you need some advice on names for your offspring, lmao
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Not...exactly...
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
Yea dis gurl had to use lube. Then jumped right back on me. It isn't really easy to roll the condom down due to my girth.
^Yea I figured mentioning lube might have been worth a shot but you already experienced that...
Oh well. Time to go to the sex store.
Oh well. Time to go to the sex store.
Jason's Ultimatum
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SolidusDave
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Picks up normal condom
No lube
Sensually stretches it over the big shiny head
Blows it up to a giant balloon
Sorry that you are struggling, big-dick-GAF
No lube
Sensually stretches it over the big shiny head
Blows it up to a giant balloon
Sorry that you are struggling, big-dick-GAF
eot
Banned
They don't, because they squeeze everywhere, not just at the base
TheLostBigBoss
Banned
not to humble brag but I have a penis
hydrophilic attack
Member
Why am I (almost) only attracted to long-haired men? Why am I far more attracted to stubble or (short) beards vs clean shaven (boring)? Is it society? Surely not, that look has never been trendy (even beards, which are coming back in style, certainly weren't in my formative hormonal teenage years
*Yes, it's the same guy xD
Let me guess: are you into rock and/or metal
hurricanes
Member
I like long hair people too and rock/does nothing more than other music genre to me...
You could still be right about Morrigan, though.
Cindi Mayweather
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Yes she is.
I've been wondering about this. I thought it seemed odd that condoms were so difficult to get on. I'll have to look for this some time. Could explain why I hate condoms so much.
I've tried using lube to help get condoms on but it hasn't really done much.
Yea Magnums. The next size they have is too big for me. Whoever needs larger than Magnums... congratulations. Or sorry to hear that...
Other brands do bigger sizes but I just stuck with Trojans. That gold wrapper makes me feel royalty. lol
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
I've definetly realize bigger is not always better for a woman unless you like your girl walking bowled legged, and a sore vagina.
TickleMeElbow
Member
Big dick GAF is destroying my self esteem.
I never rate people in my head either. Those women you posted were beautiful, but thy don't work for me. I'm bi but have a stronger attraction to men. Female attraction comes and goes.
I just googled hottest guys in the world. Let's see what I think.
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/g4612/hottest-men-of-all-time/
"25 most beautiful guys of all time." Quite a claim.
1. Paul Newman
Rating: Shrug
2. Johnny Depp
Rating: ZZZ
4. Ryan Gosling
Rating: that facial hair is awful and I don't like how thin his nose is. He seems like 5/10?
5. Idris Elbra
Rating: Swoon.
08. Dylan Rieder
Rating: He's okay?
10. Pharrel
Rating: No.
11. Jon Hamm
Rating: Lana Nope
Out of 26 men on that list, only one works for me and it's Idris Elba.
Some other guys I find hot.
That swagger. That hair. That eye gaze.
Every time I see him I have a fire in my pants. One of the hottest men I've ever seen.
Am I racist? Y/N. Out of a 100 guys maybe only 2-3 will men I find hot. But guys I find hot set me on fire. I'm highly selective. No idea why! You have tough competition, boys.
I bet you aren't even that attractive. This is why men have shitty self esteem.
Monocle
Member
Hey I just saw Event Horizon the other day...
Well that surely has my interest piqued!
That's not very smart. I've done the same (pretty sure most ppl have) and while the going is good it's like the world is a beautiful place. But then something happens, she isn't who you thought she was and then you're like oh shit oh shit I gotta be smarter. And you just thank everything that you won that dice roll. And you tell yourself not to roll dice again unless you're SURE she's the one (part 12). Even though condoms are evil, they are a necessary evil.
Preach to the choir, bruh.
Funny story: in my early thirties I've made a one time effort to be a really really nice guy - the friend of all women type- so I've tried to cheer up a female co-worker who just went through a break-up. The girl came accross like a well experienced sexual person and I told her "Sweetheart, forget about this jerk, you'll easily find another dude".
Now hold on tight to your seat, pal, this was her reply: "No, how can you say something like that. For you guys it's much easier to find a replacement, because all pussies are alike."
Me:
Well at least you were instantly able to see what her issue was, she was addicted to the D and the guy probably realized right away.
Claude Augario
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I had to witness the dumpster fire for myself. Thread is so infamous it's being whispered about in other threads.
go on
It's all about the nominal width yo.
Neither we do and we are attracted to different stuff regardless of our personal attractiveness.
Basically. And I don't believe any of these posters until I start getting PM's filling my inbox (phrasing) to prove otherwise.
Balls in your court, big dick liars. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lightskintwin
Banned
If you mean getting her pregnant, my pull out game is top notch. LOL
Cindi Mayweather
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Haha, nice try. People say I'm pretty quite a bit. You can't knock me down a peg. My confidence and will are made of iron.
Shitty self esteem? Welcome to how women the world over feel. How's it feel to be rated like meat? Pucker up, fuck up cup.
Professor Beef
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and your post proves why women have shitty self-esteem
lol! I've never heard this before but I'm definitely going to work this into a conversation soon.
Cindi Mayweather
Member
Personal ad lib.
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Recently met a girl from Tinder, holy shit the things religion can do to people, she had to call her parents every 20 minutes, (literally had a timer), is not allowed to swear, at the age of fucking 20, doesn't believe that she should date anyone other than a Christian, doesn't believe in dating without the explicit intent to get married. Just found out today that she's apparently a trump supporter too.I dread to hear yet another person try to justify supporting a racist and fascist.
lightskintwin
Banned
What's up with these generalizations, there are plenty of men and women that have high self esteems. Even when I was a dateless, nerd in highschool, i didn't suffer from self esteem issues. Matter of fact, I don't even know if I've even been around somebody that had low self esteem.
This is true. So many unanswered messages. ; ;
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I'd want to experience the challenge of trying to persuade her into becoming an atheist Democrat. Sounds like fun
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