The Antitype
Banned
Played a game on Complex.
Actual quote from a teammate:
"WHY THE FUCK AM I STUCK ON A COUCH?!"
Answer:
Legitimate morons thought that the geometry of a fucking couch was more important than player freedom during fire-fights. Couches are not large enough to provide cover, nor use to chain wall-runs. The idea that a player wants to stop dead mid circle-strafe, backing up, or bouncing around is anti-player IDIOCY.
People were paid actual fucking money to ok these decisions.
Actual quote from a teammate:
"WHY THE FUCK AM I STUCK ON A COUCH?!"
Answer:
Legitimate morons thought that the geometry of a fucking couch was more important than player freedom during fire-fights. Couches are not large enough to provide cover, nor use to chain wall-runs. The idea that a player wants to stop dead mid circle-strafe, backing up, or bouncing around is anti-player IDIOCY.
People were paid actual fucking money to ok these decisions.