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[nocsi]

Reporting in from ground-zero, King County. The local population decided to all go hiking/enjoy the sun after a long 48 hours of being indoors.

Hard to believe this is the first place hit in the US when everyone is so cheery enjoying the sun! Suckers in Wuhan never had a chance, since their asses got their doors welded in.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

 

[MMaRsu]

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

That fat one? Yikessss

 

[infinitys_7th]

And when these granola munchers get it as they lounge around each and spread it to grandma and kill her or scar their own lungs permanently they will be screaming that "Drumpf did not do enough!"

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

Uh, judging from the height I think that's a kid.

 

[JokerMM]

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

 

[Ellery]

First post will haunt me all week now

 

[Kadayi]

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

lose some weight. I'm sure you'll get there in the end.

 

[cryptoadam]

Corona Chan appreciates there lackadaisical attitude.

At this point Trump doesn't need to send checks to anyone he needs to send them brains. Like WTF people.

 

[nocsi]

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

If you're gonna get corona, do it for something better than a hank hill butt

 

[Elektro Demon]

And when these granola munchers get it as they lounge around each and spread it to grandma and kill her or scar their own lungs permanently they will be screaming that "Drumpf did not do enough!"



Uh, judging from the height I think that's a kid.

Or a short girl. She looks 20 to me, judging by the shape of the ass and the calves.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Or a short girl. She looks 20 to me, judging by the shape of the ass and the calves.

I like my short girls, but if you look at her torso, head, and limb proportions she is probably an early teenager.

Probably should have said "teen" instead of "kid", but I guess I'm getting old lol

 

[Elektro Demon]

I like my short girls, but if you look at her torso, head, and limb proportions she is probably an early teenager.

Probably should have said "teen" instead of "kid", but I guess I'm getting old lol

Well, she's gonna have to wait till she's 18 to get on my cock.

 

[cryptoadam]

Or a short girl. She looks 20 to me, judging by the shape of the ass and the calves.

Is that the same thing as reading tree rings to get their age?

 

[Tesseract]

Well, she's gonna have to wait till she's 18 to get on my cock.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Well, she's gonna have to wait till she's 18 to get on my cock.

But there are a bunch of obvious co-eds over to the right. . .

 

[decisions]

This thread is spreading coronavirus throughout the US.

 

[Elektro Demon]

But there are a bunch of obvious co-eds over to the right. . .

I want ID. I ain't a pedophile. 18 or gtfo.

 

[infinitys_7th]

I want ID. I ain't a pedophile. 18 or gtfo.

I mean in terms of looking for attractive women who aren't of questionable age in random photos.

 

[nocsi]

Seattle beaches are thankfully being utilized, so as not to waste the sunshine that has blessed us.

Meanwhile downtown shops are boarded up and dealing with looters smashing windows

 

[GHG]

Can we all put together some money so we can send Elektro Demon to a strip club for a day or two?

I think this man needs it.

 

[Punished Miku]

That fat one? Yikessss

Diaper butt.

 

[neobiz]

Here's King County for anyone not looking at possible underage ass. I assume it's in Washington OP?

https://www.google.com/maps/place/K...0ab6b8b64e03e!8m2!3d47.5480339!4d-121.9836029

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Daxter32jak]

That ass looks pretty disgusting imo

 

[Later Alligator]

Here's King County for anyone not looking at possible underage ass. I assume it's in Washington OP?

https://www.google.com/maps/place/K...0ab6b8b64e03e!8m2!3d47.5480339!4d-121.9836029

yea, Seattle and the immediate surrounding areas

 

[haxan7]

Elektro Demon is the Bill Clinton of women’s butts. The uglier and skankier they are, the more he’s willing to sacrifice to hit it

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

I'd gladly risk getting corona for dat ass.

Imagine what it smells like after that long hike. I can smell the sweat (read: ass lube) from here and im dressed up like a Helgan.

But there are a bunch of obvious co-eds over to the right. . .

No one wants sloppy seconds.