The game is simply schizophrenic; it attempts to be all things to all people and never succeeds in executing any of them well. The end result is in dire need of polish and focus
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The game is simply schizophrenic; it attempts to be all things to all people and never succeeds in executing any of them well. The end result is in dire need of polish and focus
gantz85 said:Hype will sell Too Human.
If it's truly a bad game, the sequel will bomb.
Raging Spaniard said:Dennis just does what any game creator does, he fights for his game
So what? He should slit his wrists because somebody at 1Up gave it a 7 instead of an 8?ElyrionX said:I mean, for fuck's sake, it's not even a B or a 7 or 7.5. We're seeing a C and a 6.75.
If it was an 8, it's not great but it's not bad either. At the very least, it's something that Dyack could go on about. He could have started bitching about publications not recognizing the greatness of Too Human or something.
But this is just pathetic.
Raging Spaniard said:Dennis just does what any game creator does, he fights for his game, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
:lol *applause*squatingyeti said:Yes, see Killzone....wait, you're an idiot.
Spirit of Jazz said:Terrible review needless to say, neither informative nor intelligent it seems (can't see how there's no difference in the classes, maybe if he mentioned they seemed more suited to 4 player co-op his view would seem more valid) Also it means nothing given there's no other reviews of his to compare it with, though there are only a few people at one up that given decent reviews anyway.
squatingyeti said:Yes, see Killzone....wait, you're an idiot.
NEO Frog said:Guess what PS3 fanboys. This game is better than any dungeon-hack that has been released for PS3 so far. Even KUF:Circle of Doom is better than your precious Untold Legends. That is how pathetic the state of this genre of games is on your system. You have nothing to gloat about.
Relaxed Muscle said:Yes, Killzone was a bad game....wait, you're an idiot.
bigmakstudios said:Why are people acting like this is some sort of victory for them? It's honestly a little disturbing.
squatingyeti said:Yes, see Killzone....wait, you're an idiot.
Father_Brain said:Uh, hell no. Look at Gazunta and bishoptl, for example; their games got beat up by critics, and they haven't done any "for or against" stunts or spouted ridiculous pseudo-intellectual bullshit to justify dismissing the opinions of people who didn't like the games in question.
dermannmitdemcolt said:VERY good question. And I don't really know why I or anyone should care about these stupid scores. The so called videogame journalism (lol) failed so many times, why bother?
his point was that it'll sell, cuz it managed to generate hype regardless of how crappy the first was.Mamesj said:yes, killzone 1 sucked, and no, we have no idea how Killzone 2 will play. but it sure has pretty graphics.
NEO Frog said:Rampage
Union Carbine said:So what? He should slit his wrists because somebody at 1Up gave it a 7 instead of an 8?
give us diablo 360 blizzard.Mejilan said:
I just want a good console loot-whoring game. I don't think I'm asking too much.
ElyrionX said:No, he should learn to shut the fuck up when his game is as pathetic as Too Human.
RyuHayate said:He was at Ziff when OPM went under and he and a few others went to Gametap's editorial team. That went under, too and now he's back at Ziff.
Edit: Oh, whoops. Seems like others ITT have answered your question. My apologies!
Well, I'm so glad you've made your mind up on the game.ElyrionX said:No, he should learn to shut the fuck up when his game is as pathetic as Too Human.
Union Carbine said:So what? He should slit his wrists because somebody at 1Up gave it a 7 instead of an 8?
FabCam said:and the joke passed right over your head...
NEO Frog said:The 1up reviewer did not mention whether the game is a good dungeon-crawler.
Too Human is not an action game. Too Human is not an RPG. It's a dungeon-crawler. That is why SK I always threw around comparisons to PSO and Diablo.
Reviewers, compare the game to console dungeon crawlers such as Circle of Doom, Untold Legends, Champions of Norrath, Phantasy Star Online, Phantasy Star Universe, Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance.
How does it stack up to them?
Any review that does not do that is worthless. Like reviews that said KUF was not a good RTS like it's prequels. No shit. The dev said it was a dungeon-hack like Diablo...not an RTS, not an action-game, and not a turn-based RPG.
Guess what PS3 fanboys. This game is better than any dungeon-hack that has been released for PS3 so far. Even KUF:Circle of Doom is better than your precious Untold Legends. That is how pathetic the state of this genre of games is on your system. You have nothing to gloat about.
PSGames said:So he was a writer for the Official Playstion Magazine, that went under and his first gig coming back to Ziff was to review Too Human? They might as well have gotten Shane to review it :lol
PSGames said:So he was a writer for the Official Playstion Magazine, that went under and his first gig coming back to Ziff was to review Too Human? They might as well have gotten Shane to review it :lol
Zenith said:4.5, guys, 4.5
PSGames said:So he was a writer for the Official Playstion Magazine, that went under and his first gig coming back to Ziff was to review Too Human? They might as well have gotten Shane to review it :lol
It's true. And without BC...you can't even play Champions of Norrath on PS3 anymore.Dirtbag 504 said:You're going to go far here :lol
ElyrionX said:No, he should learn to shut the fuck up when his game is as pathetic as Too Human.
NEO Frog said:It's true. And without BC...you can't even play Champions of Norrath on PS3 anymore.
KUF:Circle of Doom and Too Human are definitely better than Untold Legends. Untold Legends is one of the crappiest dungeon-hacks I have ever played.
h3ro said:Umm.. Shane loved Too Human.
NEO Frog said:It's true. And without BC...you can't even play Champions of Norrath on PS3 anymore.
KUF:Circle of Doom and Too Human are definitely better than Untold Legends. Untold Legends is one of the crappiest dungeon-hacks I have ever played.
PSGames said:So he was a writer for the Official Playstion Magazine, that went under and his first gig coming back to Ziff was to review Too Human? They might as well have gotten Shane to review it :lol
NEO Frog said:Guess what PS3 fanboys. This game is better than any dungeon-hack that has been released for PS3 so far. Even KUF:Circle of Doom is better than your precious Untold Legends. That is how pathetic the state of this genre of games is on your system. You have nothing to gloat about.
NEO Frog said:It's true. And without BC...you can't even play Champions of Norrath on PS3 anymore.
KUF:Circle of Doom and Too Human are definitely better than Untold Legends. Untold Legends is one of the crappiest dungeon-hacks I have ever played.
NEO Frog said:Guess what PS3 fanboys. This game is better than any dungeon-hack that has been released for PS3 so far. Even KUF:Circle of Doom is better than your precious Untold Legends. That is how pathetic the state of this genre of games is on your system. You have nothing to gloat about.
Yes. And from people who never gave a shit about the game in the first place. And especially people who don't like dungeon-hacks.Relaxed Muscle said:Do you think that a lot of the hate from this game come from PS3 braindead fanboys?
NEO Frog said:It's true. And without BC...you can't even play Champions of Norrath on PS3 anymore.
KUF:Circle of Doom and Too Human are definitely better than Untold Legends. Untold Legends is one of the crappiest dungeon-hacks I have ever played.
If you think the only people waiting to tear Too Human apart are PS3 fanboys, well then you're wrong.NEO Frog said:It's true. And without BC...you can't even play Champions of Norrath on PS3 anymore.
KUF:Circle of Doom and Too Human are definitely better than Untold Legends. Untold Legends is one of the crappiest dungeon-hacks I have ever played.
Jinfash said:you poor lambs, 1UP has set a trap and everyone fell for itall this controversy and conspiracy theories is only giving them more clicks and traffic than ever
won't be surprised i every gaming site tries to capitalize on Too Human's reviews from some traffic.
...now ^ THAT'S how a conspiracy theory should read like :lol
Cardon said:Giancarlo is far from being a PS fanboy. If anything I seem to recall him being a big Dreamcast fan.
Young Padawan... you should shut the fuck up :lolNEO Frog said:It's true. And without BC...you can't even play Champions of Norrath on PS3 anymore.
KUF:Circle of Doom and Too Human are definitely better than Untold Legends. Untold Legends is one of the crappiest dungeon-hacks I have ever played.
There's no way to know if the reviewer would've given this a 4.5 if they were using a number scale. The whole staff frowns upon converting the grades to numbers (which defeats the switch to the letter scale).Zenith said:4.5, guys, 4.5
Linkzg said:You selective stalkers are creepy as hell. Do it right if you want to stalk properly.
He was also at Gamespot, and Gametap, and Nintendo Power.
Dirtbag 504 said:You're going to go far here :lol
(at you, not with you)
Dude, that is how bad it is in this genre. It's all we have to play whether you are on PS3 or 360. And Too Human is far better than Untold Legends.sp0rsk said:You're comparing shit to shit to shit here, dude.
PSGames said:Ok then, why is this review so freakin short with no details? I mean when an XBLA game has a more in-depth review something's wrong.
sp0rsk said:You're comparing shit to shit to shit here, dude.