This week's theme was: Quotas. All of the shows were meeting their regular quotas. DBZ debuted a new form, Akame ga Kill had panty shots, Hatchin got slapped around and SAOII gave us the melodrama. Naruto endlessly trained and One Piece dropped more bombs. With all their checkboxes now checked, it's on to the reviews!
Dragon Ball Z: Kai - Gohan and Krillin REALLY need to learn to stop celebrating every five minutes. It's gotten very annoying. At least Vegeta knows how to stay serious and realistic. I noticed they reused a lot of the same shots in this episode, especially the one looking up at Piccolo's stern face. Freeza's third form is hard to take seriously as it's basically just a rip-off of H.R. Giger's alien. Still, a pretty good episode full of the usual DBZ action and hype.
Rating: A swarm of angry bees
Akame ga Kill - The clumsy glasses assassin, her childhood friend and the chipper guard girl were all very cute. I enjoyed them but that's about it. The rest was terrible. Why am I not surprised that the MC's new power is panty vision? At this point, if you told me this show was written by a group of American high-school otaku and is voiced by the same people who used to voice crapy PS1 games, I would totally believe you. Overall, there was just a hint of charm masked by copious amounts of terrible dialog and cookie-cutter boredom.
Rating: Imperial Boobs
Michiko & Hatchin - Hatchin continues to be the sole reason I watch this show and Michiko is simply there to be tolerated. The episode started out rough, especially with Michiko being a bitch to everyone and Hatchin being treated like a slave. They might as well call this show "Human Trafficking: The Anime" at this point. I thought things were going to get really, REALLY dark for the kids but the ending actually turned out to be rather tame and even a little uplifting (no pun intended). The animation and music continues to deliver in spades and while the tone still isn't my style, I can appreciate the quality of the production. Getting to see Hatchin literally kick ass was really great.
Rating: Wonderland
Sword Art Online II - I expected Yuuki to have some kind of terminal illness but I certainly didn't expect it to be AIDS!
This show's author just loves to be overly melodramatic. AIDS?! Cancer would have worked just as well. Anyway, as bad as that reveal was, the overall the episode was okay if boring. Asuna ended up being the big crybaby throughout while Yuuki (who was crying last episode) now seems to suddenly be taking the whole thing in stride which is not really consistent. I did like how the name "Sleeping Knights" actually makes sense. Melodramatic as all get-out but still not as terrible as earlier seasons. At least they didn't turn Yuuki into another Kirito lusting harem member... yet.
Rating: Anime Intelligence Death Syndrome
Naruto: Shippuden - Dull. Basically we see Naruto fail at training for the 500th time only to have him figure it out for the 500th time. We're also given a ridiculously long overview of ninja geo-political economics that made me want to commit seppuku. Sai and Saruka's banter was equally pointless and added nothing. That too had already been done before. At least Kakashi was kinda funny. A totally forgettable episode that exists only to give the bad guys some exposition and to let the main characters know that ninja's sometimes die (gasp!).
Rating: Mud balls
One Piece - These past two episodes, while mostly exposition, are great for their character moments and overall world building. Even as just a casual One Piece viewer, I've already absorbed enough of the lore online to have heard about "The New World" and "Seastone". I expect we won't see a lot of this stuff for years to come but I do admire how One Piece does foreshadowing and continuity. I also really liked the scene of Aokiji's talk with Robin and Nami's eves dropping... and her bikini.
Rating: Fun-shadowing