This man says Cena writes his own material.But nope we would rather listen to Cena's shitty scripted comedy that he has been doing for the last 7 years that he memorises and comes off bland and boring.
That's exactly what it is - just another attempt at Vince trying to get people to cheer for Cena, while turning against The Rock, just because. It's not going to happen, especially in Miami.But this is the WWE wouldn't surprise me if the writing was a plant, just to allow WWE to turn the hardcore smarks against the Rock.
This man says Cena writes his own material.
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I suppose all that boring, same nonsense garbage we've been enduring for the past 8 years is just Cena's own terrible humor.
That's exactly what it is - just another attempt at Vince trying to get people to cheer for Cena, while turning against The Rock, just because. It's not going to happen, especially in Miami.
But that man also said in an interview with the Sun that he didn't take a dump in a bag.
The writing was likely a work, part of The Rock verbally doing the job for Cena last night - just like Nash did for Punk last year.
Congratulations. It worked.
Think about it. Was Rock's promo really that complicated that he needed notes taking up his whole wrist? If he does, how come no other notes got caught in the years upon years that Rock cut longer promos, and with wider subject matter? Everything about that promo - the notes, the over-pandering, the constant talking about twitter, Cena calling him out on all of it, Rock getting flustered and stammering through the end of his spiel - was carefully constructed to make Rock appear like the Hollywood phony, and Cena the genuine likeable guy.
They want you to cheer Cena, and it doesn't matter at whose expense.
I don't think Rock/Cena will have a clean win.
Miz is going to get involved. He says he's going to be in the main event no matter what....
If that in anyway happens, it'll be the stupidest thing the WWE has ever done.
Pretty much. I'm going to paste in a post from reddit about this:
Pretty much. I'm going to paste in a post from reddit about this:
The Rock is a Hollywood actor who memorizes scripts all the time, however for what it was the Rock's a damn good actor then
Pretty much. I'm going to paste in a post from reddit about this:
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aww man that's all it is?
Teddy and Johnny swap?
Both Raw and SmackDown are about to get extreme makeovers. In an effort to help determine which General Manager should control both shows, the WWE Board of Directors has decided to switch control of each show next week. SmackDown GM Theodore Long will take control of Monday nights Raw while Raw GM John Laurinaitis takes the reins of next Fridays SmackDown.
Really we all know they are doing Rock vs Cena 2 next year. So we also know Rock will win at WM. Therefore night after WM Cena must turn his back on the WWE Universe. That is the angle they are most likely going with.
Its also a shame Vince doesn't get it - is not that we hate the character John Cena but we hate the performer who plays the John Cena character is a spectacular abortion of a performer/actor.
If CM Punk/Y2J/Rocky changed their names to John Cena - we would get a much better performance in both the ring and on the mic, and thats because they are better actors than the real Cena could ever be.
Monday Night TAG and Friday Night Excitement?
Guess we know which one to tune in to next week.
Raw is usually Monday Night Tag without Long's influence, how much more tag team action can Long add?
Really we all know they are doing Rock vs Cena 2 next year. So we also know Rock will win at WM. Therefore night after WM Cena must turn his back on the WWE Universe. That is the angle they are most likely going with.
Its also a shame Vince doesn't get it - is not that we hate the character John Cena but we hate the performer who plays the John Cena character is a spectacular abortion of a performer/actor.
If CM Punk/Y2J/Rocky changed their names to John Cena - we would get a much better performance in both the ring and on the mic, and thats because they are better actors than the real Cena could ever be.
LITERALLY the complete opp-.... Oh wait, that's a proper way to use that term. Take note, WWE wrasslers.That's literally the complete opposite of the general consensus. There's no "we", there.
EDIT:
How I would book it: Cena and Rock have a good back and forth long match at Mania, at the end the ring is rushed by the "jealous guys in the back" who beat down both of them thus elevating some talent.
Because I know I couldn't give a shit who wins between Rock and Cena, the match means nothing.
I'm telling ya, Miz is going to crash the party. We're all trying to analyze Rock's promo and what not, and Miz's twitter is the most obvious statement that he's going to get involved. I mean, what else is he going to do? Money in the bank again?
I'm telling ya, Miz is going to crash the party. We're all trying to analyze Rock's promo and what not, and Miz's twitter is the most obvious statement that he's going to get involved. I mean, what else is he going to do? Money in the bank again?
"The first thing I noticed was Vickie's cute little ass and legs-I liked her right from the start" - Eddie Guerrero
Really we all know they are doing Rock vs Cena 2 next year. So we also know Rock will win at WM. Therefore night after WM Cena must turn his back on the WWE Universe. That is the angle they are most likely going with.
Its also a shame Vince doesn't get it - is not that we hate the character John Cena but we hate the performer who plays the John Cena character is a spectacular abortion of a performer/actor.
If CM Punk/Y2J/Rocky changed their names to John Cena - we would get a much better performance in both the ring and on the mic, and thats because they are better actors than the real Cena could ever be.
"and her (missing area of sentence) were full of life"
What was full of life?! I need to know Eddie!
Excuuuuuuse me?! Her vocal cords, obviously."and her (missing area of sentence) were full of life"
What was full of life?! I need to know Eddie!
Page was cutout:"and her (missing area of sentence) were full of life"
What was full of life?! I need to know Eddie!
Originally Posted by Professor Beef:
When did you first realize that wrestling is a work?
Had to of been around '82.I was ringside and heard Dusty calling out spots to Kabuki.
I figured this was likely the case but that's too standard to go with the previous glowing statement based around cute little backsides.Her Eyes
I prefer this option.Excuuuuuuse me?! Her vocal cords, obviously.
Lol, I just realized that there was a time when I really thought Taker and Kane could shoot lightning bolts. I would wonder why the government didn't get them to help in wars. Man, being a kid was so much cooler then.
Lol, I just realized that there was a time when I really thought Taker and Kane could shoot lightning bolts. I would wonder why the government didn't get them to help in wars. Man, being a kid was so much cooler then.
Shut up, I was 9.I thought Heavy said he was leaving.