One thing baffles me though at the thought process of these religious nutters:
God is the one who drowned the entire world in a flood of water.
God is the one who unleashes earthquakes upon the world.
God is the one who kills people with diseases.
God can end the world at a mere thought.
He hears everything.
Sees everything.
Knows everything.
But he can't do one fucking targeted strike against a single individual without some help?
But he can't do one fucking targeted strike against a single individual without some help?
One thing baffles me though at the thought process of these religious nutters:
God is the one who drowned the entire world in a flood of water.
God is the one who unleashes earthquakes upon the world.
God is the one who kills people with diseases.
God can end the world at a mere thought.
He hears everything.
Sees everything.
Knows everything.
But he can't do one fucking targeted strike against a single individual without some help?
I hate when white people use god as justification to do whatever the fuck
One would think that maybe Satan was the good guy, saw how shit was gonna go down with God, and got the hell out of dodge.
As someone who hasnt read the Bible, whats the worst thing Satan has done? Trick Adam and Eve with the apple?
While I share the concern... Not really sure if this is a white phenomenon.
Wait, reading Romans 13, why did Republicans fight back against Obama? Clearly his authority was established by God.
Wait, reading Romans 13, why did Republicans fight back against Obama? Clearly his authority was established by God.
Ah, you see, but the mandate of god belongs only to those who have been chosen by god to lead. And by "chosen by god", I of course mean, "chosen by a congregation of the faithful", and by "congregation of the faithful" I of course mean "me" because I don't fucking care what any of these dumbs twats think, they do what I tell them.
Evangelical adviser, huh?
A Christian writer asked me, Dont you want the president to embody the Sermon on the Mount?  he said, referring to Jesuss famous sermon. I said absolutely not.
One thing baffles me though at the thought process of these religious nutters:
God is the one who drowned the entire world in a flood of water.
God is the one who unleashes earthquakes upon the world.
God is the one who kills people with diseases.
God can end the world at a mere thought.
He hears everything.
Sees everything.
Knows everything.
But he can't do one fucking targeted strike against a single individual without some help?
A sizable chunk of our country's electorate are uneducated and will believe anything right-wing conspiracy theorists tell them, an even larger chunk of said electorate brilliantly decided to stay home on election day, and finally our election system makes it possible to win the presidency despite winning fewer votes than your opponent. Bottom line: Trump's president because a lot of people were really fucking stupid.Why did your country elect Trump.
Yep, these are both awesome.You should read Neil Gaiman's Sandman and Lucifer. The premise is of Lucifer is your post.
Why did your country elect Trump.
A sizable chunk of our country's electorate are uneducated and will believe anything right-wing conspiracy theorists tell them, an even larger chunk of said electorate brilliantly decided to stay home on election day, and finally our election system makes it possible to win the presidency despite winning fewer votes than your opponent. Bottom line: Trump's president because a lot of people were really fucking stupid.
Evangelism playing that long con to destroy the worldWere gonna fucking die
So, is US Iran now? (while Iran slowly becomes less nuts)
The American Ayatollah has said: "God says you must go to war. Jihad!"
These people are fucking insane. Thanks religion, for destroying our lives.
Peep show is the best.
Why are evangelicals so invested in stripping healthcare and lowering taxes? 🤔
What part of the bible is that?
It's just not white people, friendoI hate when white people use god as justification to do whatever the fuck
They take their inspiration from Jonah, the original master of "Fuck you, got mine."
If it wasn't for the electoral system, only CA, NY, TX and FL would matter.The US election system is flawed. Trump got about 3 million fewer votes than his opponent, yet ended up President.
And right after that, God called him out.
Peep show is the best.
Why are evangelicals so invested in stripping healthcare and lowering taxes? 🤔
What part of the bible is that?
Has God consulted President Xi? It didn't go well last time.