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[Spike Spiegel]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0411/19/marvelfeb.htm

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0411/19/marveltrades.htm

What the hell, Peter?!? :lol

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

DC WINS!!! DC WINS!!! DC WINS!!!! :lol :lol :lol

 

[Jim Bowie]

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The requested URL was not found on the server.

What the hell indeed.

EDIT: But seriously, the links don't work. Can you tell us what's going on?

 

[Dram]

The links don't work. Broken links make baby Jesus cry.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Solicitations won't show up until 5pm EST; those links won't work until then. The covers, however, are there if you search for them (like I did to come up with that horrific image).

 

[Shogmaster]

I.... don't get it. :| She looks old enough to fuck to me.

 

[LakeEarth]

 

[Jim Bowie]

Your post in enhanced by the antics of your avatar, LakeEarth.

 

[Bowser]

wait wait wait...

Is that

Spoiler

Gwen's kid?

If so, what the hell indeed.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

wait wait wait...

Is that

Spoiler

Gwen's kid?

If so, what the hell indeed.

Yep.

 

[Tuvoc]

that is some hot, HOT shit...

 

[Jim Bowie]

Yep.

!!!

Spoiler

Gwen's kid is HOW old???

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Well,

Spoiler

since she is also the daughter of Norman Osborn, the Green Goblin, mutations in her genetic code have (in addition to giving her increased strength/speed/stamina/healing powers) made her age prematurely. In next week's issue of ASM, Peter (I think) is able to halt that aging process by infusing her with his own spider-blood. So physically, she's probably about as old as Gwen was, at least.

Chronologically, though, she's less than 10 years old.

 

[Jim Bowie]

:0




I quit Spiderman.

 

[FortNinety]

I've heard for a while that Spider-Man has become good. I've yet to see proof.

 

[nomoment]

That might actually be Gwen in the image, though.

Ever heard of flashback?

 

[Matlock]

Chronologically, she's 10.

Really, she's 20.

 

[Naked Snake]

I'd hit it... if it were a boy.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Chronologically, she's 10.

Really, she's 20.

That's your excuse every time. "I swear, she's 20!"

I'd hit it... if it were a boy.

:lol

 

[DaveH]

DC WINS!!! DC WINS!!! DC WINS!!!! :lol :lol :lol

yep

 

[RobotChant]

Well,

Spoiler

Peter (I think) is able to halt that aging process by infusing her with his own spider-blood.

So that's what they're calling it these days.

 

[Tenguman]

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

 

[gofreak]

I'd hit it... if it were a boy.

:lol :lol

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Here's the solicit info for Spectacular Spidey #25:

SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN #25
Written by Samm Barnes
Penciled by Scot Eaton
Cover by Greg Land

"Sins Remembered: Sarah's Story"
The most talked about Spider-Man story of the year continues, as the offspring of Gwen Stacy puts the moves on Peter Parker! Part 3 (of 4).

February 16 :: 32 pages :: Marvel PSR :: $2.25

 

[Kon Tiki]

I wonder what it is like to kiss spiderman.

 

[0wn3d]

Cue that one PA strip.

 

[nomoment]

Chronologically, she's 10.

Really, she's 20.

Actually, she's 7 chronologically.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Actually, she's 7 chronologically.

Wow, this just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

 

[Hooker]

So, I reckon he just cut his tongue and this is the fastest way to transfer the blood?!

 

[belgurdo]

See, Japan? Now THIS is how you do loli

 

[AlphaSnake]

I'd hit it.

 

[Dan]

SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN #25
Written by Samm Barnes
Penciled by Scot Eaton
Cover by Greg Land

"Sins Remembered: Sarah's Story"
The most talked about Spider-Man story of the year continues, as the offspring of Gwen Stacy puts the moves on Peter Parker! Part 3 (of 4).

February 16 :: 32 pages :: Marvel PSR :: $2.25

She's putting the moves on him?

 

[radios shipping overview]

See, Japan? Now THIS is how you do loli

Nah, they prefer the girl who's twenty but looks ten.

 

[Dan]

SPIDER-MAN/HUMAN TORCH #2

Written by Dan Slott, penciled by Ty Templeton, cover by Paul Smith.

"Catch You on the Flip-Side." On a stupid dare, ol' web-head and hot-head trade places to see who's got it easier. Now the Human Torch has to track down Kraven the Hunter -- while Spidey joins the rest of the Fantastic Four on a strange new cosmic adventure! Check out guest appearances by Crystal! The Vulture! And everyone's favorite high school sweetheart, Gwen Stacy--just the way you remember her. Part 2 of 5.

32 pages, $2.99, in stores on Feb. 9.

As in, not the chick that was banging Norman?

 

[Future Trunks]

Wait, wait, wait! Gwen is DEAD....right? She died like 10 years before I was born! She wasn't pregnant with Norman's baby in high school/college whatever....RIGHT? When did she give birth to a kid?? WHO? WHEN? HOW? WHAT? WHY?

Back it up!!! I'm LOST. (Sorry, last time I read Spidey was around ASM #400 Circa 1994)

Is that the Eiffel Tower? Why TF is Peter in France?

[Vince Lombardi]What the hell is goin' on?!?![/Lombardi]

EXPLAIN (Please? For the sake of my sanity?)

 

[ohamsie]

Even if she physically aged to 20 through weird goblin hormones, wouldn't she still have the MENTALLITY of a seven year old?!?!?

 

[MASB]

Even if she physically aged to 20 through weird goblin hormones, wouldn't she still have the MENTALLITY of a seven year old?!?!?

That's what I was thinking, but I guess in Marvel World, her brain aged the same as her body.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Even if she physically aged to 20 through weird goblin hormones, wouldn't she still have the MENTALLITY of a seven year old?!?!?

Face it, most 20-year olds (male or female) are largely still stuck in the "tween" stage. Regardless, she looks hittable. i approve of this comic.

 

[TheGreenGiant]

that art is really well drawn. That shadow is SO concealing Spidey's raging erection. FHUTA.

 

[ohamsie]

Face it, most 20-year olds (male or female) are largely still stuck in the "tween" stage. Regardless, she looks hittable. i approve of this comic.

I wouldn't call 7 a 'tween' stage. Even making out with a tween is just nasty too. I have lost all respect for Spiderman.

 

[karasu]

Pedophilles aren't attracted to kids with curvy bodies. They're attracted to kids and their undeveloped forms. This aint pedophilia, it's science fiction. Adults will always find developed teens attractive, because it's Natural. That's when the whole sex deal starts.

 

[Zaptruder]

Ah, but the reason that pedophilia is such a taboo is because of the mental consequences it has on people with undeveloped minds.

 

[karasu]

Well yeah, but tell that to Captain Marvel, X-Man, and Tom Hanks in BIG. :lol

 

[Bowser]

Wait, wait, wait! Gwen is DEAD....right? She died like 10 years before I was born! She wasn't pregnant with Norman's baby in high school/college whatever....RIGHT? When did she give birth to a kid?? WHO? WHEN? HOW? WHAT? WHY?

Back it up!!! I'm LOST. (Sorry, last time I read Spidey was around ASM #400 Circa 1994)

Is that the Eiffel Tower? Why TF is Peter in France?

[Vince Lombardi]What the hell is goin' on?!?![/Lombardi]

EXPLAIN (Please? For the sake of my sanity?)

Well, I'll try to explain as best as I can (I've only heard of what's happened, as I'm taking a break from comics because of finance (read: I don't have enough money for 'em at the moment ) issues.

Ok, apparently Gwen was doing the nasty with Norman Osborn for uh...some reason (people who have read the issues, fill in the blanks). They had two kids, and while they should only be about 7-8 years old, Norman's fucked up goblin DNA/blood has made them age a lot faster, so they're like 20-22 years old. And now apparently "Sarah," Gwen's daughter (who looks exactly like Gwen IMO) is making the moves on Peter...for some reason. Something like that, I really have no idea :/

 

[Vibri]

She could pass for at least 12. Hot.

 

[Future Trunks]

Well, I'll try to explain as best as I can (I've only heard of what's happened, as I'm taking a break from comics because of finance (read: I don't have enough money for 'em at the moment ) issues.

Ok, apparently Gwen was doing the nasty with Norman Osborn for uh...some reason (people who have read the issues, fill in the blanks). They had two kids, and while they should only be about 7-8 years old, Norman's fucked up goblin DNA/blood has made them age a lot faster, so they're like 20-22 years old. And now apparently "Sarah," Gwen's daughter (who looks exactly like Gwen IMO) is making the moves on Peter...for some reason. Something like that, I really have no idea :/

Wait, so Gwen was gettin' it on with Norman while she was dating Peter??? (this is before she died at the hands of Norman's dad, the first GG, right?)

 

[nomoment]

 

[Guzim]