Ugliest games

You triggered my memories of ElastoMania. Ugly but oh so fun.

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Elastomania was fucking amazing
 
TBF, I totally thought this was gonna be 'Thematically Ugly' games when I clicked on the topic, as... problematic of a subject I feel that is. OP really should've titled the topic Ugliest Graphically games.

OTOH, I do feel like Thematically Ugly games does deserve its own discussion, but should probably be done separately. I think an actually GOOD thematically ugly game (In that it uses ugliness to great effect) is Spec Ops The Line, though I'm kind of an evangelist for that game so dunno how apropos that is.
 
Elastomania was fucking amazing

It's a pure physics game, really. Wild community and custom levels. Kept you attempting runs.

Wish that kind of scene still existed in the way it did back then. These days everything has a level of polish out of the gate, even for free games. They're keenly aware of user feedback and negative criticisms so they want to make a good impression.

We're missing the Geocities of gaming where things can exist in their own bubble, just for their own sake. I think Japan has more of these type, hidden on obscure personal sites to be later unearthed and passed around the interwebs. It's an exciting feeling to discover them.

Edit: or it's merely my nostalgia googles. I do think I like the idea though of games that exist because fuck it, they just do, y'know? Dwarf Fortress has that vibe. Minecraft had that vibe. Something that on the surface seems lackluster yet attracts a certain audience. There are sites like itch.io where there are many free games yet most of the uglier ones are self-aware joke games. There's a quality and genuineness to the good ones.
 
I think everything about the Bayonetta games is hideously tacky.
 
GTA V is a truly ugly game. The satire is of the lowest, more surface and juvenile quality and the misanthropic pervasive misogyny and stereotyping isn't clever. As GS said in their review, the game is "politically muddled and profoundly misogynistic." It's telling that gamers were so offended by this review that a petition was made to request the reviewer be fired. Blegh. The game is the definition of hateful fiction.

My later replies to avoid confusion:

Uhh... no.
 
GTA V is a truly ugly game. The satire is of the lowest, more surface and juvenile quality and the misanthropic pervasive misogyny and stereotyping isn't clever. As GS said in their review, the game is "politically muddled and profoundly misogynistic." It's telling that gamers were so offended by this review that a petition was made to request the reviewer be fired. Blegh. The game is the definition of hateful fiction.

My later replies to avoid confusion:

"SOCIALLY DARWINIAN POST-IRONIC HIPSTERS, MAN"

i can understand where you're coming from

Waiting for "The Last of Us" or a ridiculous over the top post in usual GAF fashion.

mario kart 8

garish and totally unappealing

lmao, right on time

http://fucknovideogames.tumblr.com/tagged/GTA

The game is full of profoundly mean-spirited shit. Gotta say I find the defensive reactions a little baffling. I mean, nobody says you aren't allowed to enjoy the game regardless.

no no, see, it's about ethics in free speech

also, linking to tumblr is an immediate excuse for 99% of people to ignore your post, because games journalism or some horseshit
 
Battleborn has one of the most atrocious art styles in gaming. Look at that shit.

Just, look at it.
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Pretty much, playing the beta made me feel very ill.
It's like they decided that everything must register and be highly visible - but ended up competing with themselves. It just ends up as this mess of visual noise. The colors, the particles, the lack of grounding to anything, flat lighting lacking a sense of space, overlays and outlines everywhere... Perfect storm of distractions combined with an art style that calls for everything to be exaggerated. It's a mess.
The beauty in TF2 is how the art style helps you focus and read the scene. It gets out of the way but still provides grounding and spacial context. Battleborn is an absolute failure in this regard
 
The only recent game that has made me go "holy shit that is ugly" is Pokken Tournament:

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Those fur textures are so terrible, they look glued to Lucario's skin. I played the game on arcades and don't remember it being so fugly.
 
Art Style will always out-age graphical fidelity.

It's the reason Final Fantasy 7 is still playable despite the character models looking like a joke.

Dark Souls 2 will age worse than DS1/DeS in 10 years. Mark my words. The rebuilt engine they used for that game and awful textures look terrible. The lighting engine puts this sickly glow on everything too.
 
Funny thing about RuneScape is there's an updated version that looks far better, but the old version is still available and pretty popular.
 
Behold, the next worst looking game, Drawn to Death.


Looks like the make a wish foundation granted a dying 10 year olds dream of having his Math lesson text-book scribbles turned into a real video-game. I get what they are trying to do with the art style, but damn it looks like a free burger king game.
 
Behold, the next worst looking game, Drawn to Death.



Looks like the make a wish foundation granted a dying 10 year olds dream of having his Math lesson text-book scribbles turned into a real video-game. I get what they are trying to do with the art style, but damn it looks like a free burger king game.

im so sick of Jaffe, he hasnt done anything good since GoW and yet he keeps going on with these cheap PSN/F2P games... (sorry i think TM should have been a cheap PSN title not a full price game, it was awful)

but this... is just, ugh, its bad.
 
http://fucknovideogames.tumblr.com/tagged/GTA

The game is full of profoundly mean-spirited shit. Gotta say I find the defensive reactions a little baffling. I mean, nobody says you aren't allowed to enjoy the game regardless.

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how is this mean-spirited?

How are Michael and Franklin's transphobic reactions to transgender people inaccurate?

And the website is just cherrypicking, sure that's crude but so is every other shitty website in the GTA V world. I don't think they had an agenda against transgenders.
 
Looks like the make a wish foundation granted a dying 10 year olds dream of having his Math lesson text-book scribbles turned into a real video-game. I get what they are trying to do with the art style, but damn it looks like a free burger king game.

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Holy shit
 
Behold, the next worst looking game, Drawn to Death.



Looks like the make a wish foundation granted a dying 10 year olds dream of having his Math lesson text-book scribbles turned into a real video-game. I get what they are trying to do with the art style, but damn it looks like a free burger king game.

I don't particularly find it that appealing, but in a time where we get generic looking games constantly, I don't have a problem with this, I at least commend him on trying something different.

As for the topic, it's pretty easy to find aesthetically ugly games in the PS1/Saturn/N64 era so I'll try to pick something more recent. Deadly Premonition was so ugly with a framerate so bad it hurt my eyes to play too long. Ugly as shit game, yet I love it anyway. Also, the guy who said Spyro 3, I will fight you. That game looks great, even today.
 
Art Style will always out-age graphical fidelity.

It's the reason Final Fantasy 7 is still playable despite the character models looking like a joke.

Dark Souls 2 will age worse than DS1/DeS in 10 years. Mark my words. The rebuilt engine they used for that game and awful textures look terrible. The lighting engine puts this sickly glow on everything too.

Wait, are you talking about Dark Souls II or Demon's Souls?

 
Art Style will always out-age graphical fidelity.

It's the reason Final Fantasy 7 is still playable despite the character models looking like a joke.

Dark Souls 2 will age worse than DS1/DeS in 10 years. Mark my words. The rebuilt engine they used for that game and awful textures look terrible. The lighting engine puts this sickly glow on everything too.

Dark 2 SOTFS will age a helluva lot better than Demon's and even Dark 1.
 
A lot of weird opinions in this thread. Mario Kart 8 and Demons Souls as examples of ugliest games? Smh

Even FF VII as aged as it is, is hardly a contender in this arena. Dig deeper.
 
Hello guys, this is my first post so it's great to meet all of you!

My contribution to this would be Cybermorph for the Atari Jaguar

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