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https://store.nintendo.co.uk/en/donkey-kong-dk-barrel-cushion-000000000010015541

Plushie DK Barrel

Spoiler: Special feature

A banana hole

Don't do it you sick fucks

 

[Topher]

Don't do it you sick fucks

Too small

Spoiler

 

[LordOcidax]

 

[Kilau]

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

Omg..

 

[ReBurn]

She got her whole hand in there

 

[Buggy Loop]

She got her whole hand in there

 

[kazuyamishima]

 

[Inanilmaz]

Waiting for the Diddy Kong edition

 

[peronmls]

I mean the average Nintendo fan needs jack pleasure somehow.

 

[TheAtomicPile]

 

[IAmRei]

D..ic..K

 

[Dr.D00p]

Machine washable?

...asking for a friend.

 

[SamuraiEdge]

 

[tylrdiablos]

£40 for a fleshli pillow!?

 

[Radical_3d]

Don't do it you sick fucks

Do it?

Spoiler

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Impotaku]

The DKussy is finally here. Time for the N64 DK rap to be updated.

It's finally here, waiting for you.
If you want a go, then grab that lube.

Ravage the hole as you make it clap, as we take you through the DK rap UH

DK DKussy kong.

 

[Robb]

 

[Impotaku]

The countdown begins, hmm need some lube ordering. lol

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

NO!

NO!!!

NINTENDO LITERALLY MADE A FUCKABLE BARREL.

I hope Dixie's waiting at the bottom of it for me

 

[Windle Poons]

Limit 3 per customer.

Cool. No downtime when one is 'in the wash'

 

[Impotaku]

Missed oppertunity to put a brown fleshlight insert as a purchase upgrade option.

 

[RetroGamingUK]

Shows how clueless GAF can be at times

We decorated my daughter's bedroom in a jungle theme and, naturally, I started fully it with Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and Yoshi plushies

This will make a fine fine addition

 

[TintoConCasera]

Shows how clueless GAF can be at times

We decorated my daughter's bedroom in a jungle theme and, naturally, I started fully it with Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and Yoshi plushies

This will make a fine fine addition

No need to make up excuses bro, we won't judge.

 

[RetroGamingUK]

No need to make up excuses bro, we won't judge.

I will probably empty my balls in it at some point.

 

[Randall365]

Makes a nice change from Nintendo fucking their fans!

 

[Portugeezer]

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Doesn't look big enough for my donkey schlong.

 

[Robb]