Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
Oh god, did that munter from our town make national press? Check out the mouthbreather comments from the Hull Daily Fail.
My favourite:
My favourite:
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trailer for derek with ricky gervais and karl pilkington
http://youtu.be/DjrW5hXinzk
hopefully it'll be better than lifes too short
http://youtu.be/DjrW5hXinzk
hopefully it'll be better than lifes too short
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
This is hilarious.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
I doubt it as it's got Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington in.
Little Old Man
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Not posting a link, don't want to market their website any more than I have to.
Here's a pretty picture of the pretty lady:
Troll level: Master. Her smile is one to one with troll face.
Here is the harsh reality as to why a lot of women hate her. She is like a few women I know: very open, chatty, and flirtatious towards guys. Not 'one of the lads', but neither a bunny boiler, somewhere in between. She can meet a guy, and get him feeling comfortable talking to her quickly. It certainly isn't her looks, she is the definition of average.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
JonathanEx
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Every time I go on the Daily Mail website I slightly forget that I have the headline generator Google Chrome plugin turned on and they all change to the fake ones.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Examples? This sounds brilliant.
JonathanEx
Member
CHEEZMO;36611641 said:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
So the plugin makes one of these headlines for every story on the front page and replaces them in real time.
lol, I'm sooo gonna use this.
JonathanEx
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Speaking of generators (SHAMELESS SHAMELESS SHAMELESS), quite proud as my BBC Three Documentary Generator from last year got a mention in the Guardian yesterday so has had a few thousand hits over yesterday and today. Slightly worrying when it means TV people start following me on Twitter.
zomgbbqftw
Banned
Your generator is so fucking awesome. I showed all of the guys at work last time you posted it!
JonathanEx
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The worrying thing - is it's slightly resembling truth a bit too much now. I've not updated the wordbank in months, so went in to add BBC Three's latest obsessions, which appear to be unemployment, crime and gambling.
They were already in the generator. Hmm.
They were already in the generator. Hmm.
Life's Too Short was awful so even if Derek is just ok it will be a step up, at least.
killer_clank
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"The Worlds Most On Fire Best Friend."
"The Worst Place To Be Imaginary."
I would watch these shows.
MmmSkyscraper
Unconfirmed Member
2 tarts for a pound, that's why Cindres has gone to Iceland.
Karl Pilkington is more talented and funnier than Ricky Gervais - there, I said it!
Great stuff on the generator btw lol
I agree. His comic timing is unparalleled at the moment, for me.
Oh lawd no, everything from Iceland looks like it was ground down, processed, and reformed into the shape of what it's meant to be. Horrrrrrible place.
Glad I stayed out of this thread for a few hours.
killer_clank
Member
ZING!
What brand of beer is that?
killer_clank
Member
Tennents.
You cheeky sod.
I average around 10 pints of beer a week (usally in one setting as I only drink one day a week.)
When can i start posting my weed and beer pictures in this thread? Soon I hope because I dont think any mods police this thread.
4 hours of work left and fuck this shift is flying in. So glad to be back on the 2 - 10 shift, it's like a holiday camp compaired to the other shifts. Im of work tomorrow folks so I will invest time into converse with you guys and start mass effect 3! Life's good I ain't had a fuck mah life moment all day!
I knew I was justified. Snow is on the way!
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
Now I'm looking at girls skiing in bikinis. Thanks.
It's been snowing up here in Scotland all day. Was out In the yard cleaning the floor cleaner and i got blasted with artic winds (shit was so unpleasant as I only have a hi vis vest/polo combo on.
Beer? Whenever. Weed? Never. We're not immune to moderation just because we're in community.
killer_clank
Member
There used to be a weed thread on GAF. Dunno what happened to it though.
It got closed and all talk about weed in a specific sense got banned. We've been playing it quite close to the edge in this thread.
That was a great thread.
It's a pitty threads about sex got banned too
treating honest hard working middle class awesome people like children oh well guys im now craving the rocky movies. Fuck I think about so much random shit when I'm at work. There was an episode of community I was watching last night that was in the same style as the goodfellas movie. It's like the show keeps on outdoing its self on a episode by episode basis. I for one look forward to watching community tonight.
That was a great thread.
It's a pitty threads about sex got banned too
Kentpaul, don't take this the wrong way, but do you consider yourself middle class?
Nice house, girl drives a nice car, the 20 pound notes that pass through my hands.. I dress good and stay in a bought home. What ever I am I live a life a comfort. Working class with no debts.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
What job did you get? You need to pay £365 up front for the website :/
CHEEZMO I told you already. But seeing as you can't learn Google, here:CHEEZMO™;36622524 said:
The Foreign and Commonwealth Office's guidelines on travelling to the US of A.
The rest, such as booking flights, arranging care hire if need be (but surely Lucario will pick you up ;p) and so on should be easy to find out.
P.S. Man the fuck up. You need to learn to do these things without your parents. Their refusal to help you is a great growing opportunity for you. Spread them wings!
CHEEZMO
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