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Uncharted |OT|

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Firewire

Banned
Drinky Crow said:
good story/ characters? come the fuck ON, folks. the dialogue was terrible. the sully/drake banter in the first three chapters made me turn off the sound. this was a third-rate clive cussler production equivalent. it's "sahara: the game".
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Jesus, will save your soul, maybe, probably not!
 
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Drinky Crow

Banned
sully: "i'm too old for this shit, nate"

nate: "you weren't too old for that waitress in rio de janeiro!"

sully: "i just can't keep up"

nate: "you sure could keep it up for that bartender in asuncion!"

sully: "this old ticker's gonna fail"

nate: "but the ol' dicker sure worked like a charm with that table dancer in the seychelles!"

sully: "<groan>"

nate: "i bet you made that stripper back in jamaica groan like that, too!"

sully: "fuck you, nate, you stupid shit"

nate: "i bet you fucked that porn star in brasilia in her stupid shit!"

sully: "i swear to god you jugheaded fuck if you do not shut the fuck up so help me god i will cut your ass off"

nate: "i bet that sweet little aerobics instructor back in belize swore to god too when you. uh. helped her. uh, uhh. fucked her. uh. ass off."

sully: <draws gun>

sully: <shoots nate dead>

all: <applause>
 
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patsu

Member
The Chef said:
hahah what difficulty were you on
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Just default difficulty.
It's the last last stage where I had to knock the gun from his hands and then wrestle him
. Don't know why but I kept missing the timing.
 
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Drinky Crow

Banned
is it more comforting to believe that i am mocking this game to troll the fanboys than an honest belief in its utter mediocrity? and can't it be both?
 
K

Kittonwy

Banned
antoniogaud said:
I am just about to complete the game (95%) and I have to say that it is the best game I have played this year and *yes* I own Call of Duty4, Bioshock, Mass Effect and Halo3.

I know the game doesn't break any new ground in terms of play mechanics, but the way that the game excels in the tried and true, makes for one hell of an experience. The story really sucked me in, which is a surprise, since I didn't like the way it was introduced in the demo.

Game of the year (for me) doesn't have to be the most innovative (that may belong to Bioshock or Mass Effect), it just has to be the most fun. In that sense UNCHARTED is my GOTY.
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I agree. I have all those games too but single player campaign-wise I simply like Uncharted teh best.
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BruceLeeRoy

Banned
Drinky Crow said:
good story/ characters? come the fuck ON, folks. the dialogue was terrible. the sully/drake banter in the first three chapters made me turn off the sound. this was a third-rate clive cussler production equivalent. it's "sahara: the game".
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Drinky we get it you dont like uncharted or any other game.
 
D

Dragon

Banned
Is there a way to report someone? Haven't been around that long here, but this Drinky fella is pretty hypocritical considering all that he's saying.
 
C

Crisis

Banned
TheBranca18 said:
Is there a way to report someone? Haven't been around that long here, but this Drinky fella is pretty hypocritical considering all that he's saying.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol

Yeah make sure you get right on that.
 
F

Firewire

Banned
TheBranca18 said:
Is there a way to report someone? Haven't been around that long here, but this Drinky fella is pretty hypocritical considering all that he's saying.
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He trolls almost all threads. I don't think he actually likes games. The mod's will deal with him , if they choose.
 
slade

slade

Member
Drinky Crow said:
good story/ characters? come the fuck ON, folks. the dialogue was terrible. the sully/drake banter in the first three chapters made me turn off the sound. this was a third-rate clive cussler production equivalent. it's "sahara: the game".
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Dialogue could have been a lot worse, Heavenly Sword worse. For what it was and what it needed to accomplish, it worked.
 
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BruceLeeRoy

Banned
Drinky Crow said:
i like loads of games. right now, i am playing the best 2d zelda title: alundra. i just see no reason to praise overproduced mediocrity.
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Man I want to hate you but I cant completely. Alundra is one fantastic game. That along with CSOTN and Tobal are just a few of the psone games I still have.
 
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chespace

It's not actually trolling if you don't admit it
BruceLeeRoy said:
Man I want to hate you but I cant completely. Alundra is one fantastic game. That along with CSOTN and Tobal are just a few of the psone games I still have.
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:lol
 
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Riddick

Member
Drinky Crow said:
good story/ characters? come the fuck ON, folks. the dialogue was terrible. the sully/drake banter in the first three chapters made me turn off the sound. this was a third-rate clive cussler production equivalent. it's "sahara: the game".
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You can't expect from games to have movie quality dialogue and story. If you think about it what games have better presentation and story? MGS maybe and people still hate some parts of the story. The bald space marine games are too cheesy with the alien invasion or demon stories, japanese RPG's too cheesy with the evil mastermind stories and Nintendo games usually have no interesting story elements. What do you like?
 
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Tiduz

Eurogaime
The ways of neogaf, every positive comment has 10 negatives out of 1 person, which will make 5 pages of going back and forward saying the same thing. The scales are at even weights.

Just ignore the guy and enjoy the game, simple as that
 
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Barnolde

Banned
GameGamer said:
My uncharted review:


Pros
- comfortable Indian Jones story
- great Skywalker Ranch sound
- wide open spaces that look good
- voice acting
- a nice gentle ride


Cons
- MASSIVE vertical tearing so many times I almost got headaches
- It's those Indiana Jones games! Except through Gears of Wars glasses. I think I liked the Indiana and gears games and stories much better.
- If you've seen one level, you've seen them all. I would have really liked more variety
- the gun play was not satisfying, and that was the main play type of the game. Maybe a little better spread of weapons


Overall, only good for a rent.

I look forward to Uncharted 2.
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:lol
 
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Basch

Member
Drinky Crow said:
i like loads of games. right now, i am playing the best 2d zelda title: alundra. i just see no reason to praise overproduced mediocrity.
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You know this seems to be becoming a pretty common case. It seems that some people just cannot enjoy high quality entertainment: state of the art. The condition can be quite hard to get over. Quality seems to be coming by a lot lately. At first, many try to ignore the symptoms. They say, "That won't happen to me." But alas, it seems to be frequenting this generation quite a bit. Lucky for you, a cure has been found. Uncharted is regarded as one of the best games ever in many a gaming community. They would wish to share the fun. So I thought I would help you out and prescribe you to the cure. Your future awaits you...

Prescription:
Take a listen to this piece of music. It is by the Super-Ultimate Angela Aki. She sings the song for you right now. Uncharted is calling you home.
:D

Now that's how brainwashing is done! :lol
 
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BruceLeeRoy

Banned
Basch said:
Prescription:
Take a listen to this piece of music. It is by the Super-Ultimate Angela Aki. She has sings the song for you right now. Uncharted is calling you home.
:D

Now that's how brainwashing is done! :lol
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:lol
 
Synless

Synless

Member
Basch said:
You know this seems to be becoming a pretty common case. It seems that some people just cannot enjoy high quality entertainment: state of the art. The condition can be quite hard to get over. Quality seems to be coming by a lot lately. At first, many try to ignore the symptoms. They say, "That won't happen to me." But alas, it seems to be frequenting this generation quite a bit. Lucky for you, a cure has been found. Uncharted is regarded as one of the best games ever in many a gaming community. They would wish to share the fun. So I thought I would help you out and prescribe you to the cure. Your future awaits you...

Prescription:
Take a listen to this piece of music. It is by the Super-Ultimate Angela Aki. She sings the song for you right now. Uncharted is calling you home.
:D

Now that's how brainwashing is done! :lol
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I already though Uncharted was better then anything else this year but after that song....damn, I'm even more of a believer now that FFVIII has been tied to it.
 
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GameGamer

Member
Drinky Crow said:
good story/ characters? come the fuck ON, folks. the dialogue was terrible. the sully/drake banter in the first three chapters made me turn off the sound. this was a third-rate clive cussler production equivalent. it's "sahara: the game".
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I agree.

So many times I was thinking about the Indiana Jones games and how I liked the different levels / locations.
 
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Basch

Member
Synless said:
I already though Uncharted was better then anything else this year but after that song....damn, I'm even more of a believer now that FFVIII has been tied to it.
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I'm thinking that in order to further increase brainwashing power I should edit the video and replace all of the visual feed with a picture of just the Uncharted case. I think it would be quite effective. :D Too bad I don't know how to do it.
 
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Basch

Member
GameGamer said:
I agree.

So many times I was thinking about the Indiana Jones games and how I liked the different levels / locations.
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I think you are in quite a similar situation. You could do for some of that prescription I gave to drinky, as well. Uncharted is calling you home! :D
 
Synless

Synless

Member
Basch said:
I'm thinking that in order to further increase brainwashing power I should edit the video and replace all of the visual feed with a picture of just the Uncharted case. I think it would be quite effective. :D Too bad I don't know how to do it.
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:lol :lol do it, oh and at GameGamer your fucking crazy, you and drinky both.
 
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dalyr95

Member
Only one thing pissed me off:

Of all the places, they explored, why did they not look in the big fucking hole in the ground in the floor and they would of found the treasure!!

Sorry if anyone read it before
 
Synless

Synless

Member
dalyr95 said:
Only one thing pissed me off:

I'm assuming your talking about the end of the game. yes it was weird.

Edited for Basch who needs to hurry up and beat the game so he can brag how awesome it fucking was!!!!!!!
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Basch

Member
dalyr95 said:
Only one thing pissed me off:

Of all the places, they explored, why did they not look in the big fucking hole in the ground in the floor and they would of found the treasure!!
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Here is your prescription. Uncharted is calling you home! :D

Thanks Synless for changing it. This holiday, there will be no worries. :lol
 
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GameGamer

Member
BruceLeeRoy said:
Are you playing on a SDTV? Massive Vertical Tearing? I never saw anything like that. If you have seen one level you have seen them all, did you even play the game?
Underground ****, Crazy ass Submarine, Open Jungle with ruins, Huge Fortress, Murky Caverns, Old Bunkers, Car chases, Jet Skis. You are nuts man variety is not this games problem.
Did you even play this game?
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I play on a large 2007 1080p set via HDMI. The game had a TON of tearing for me. Not everywhere. But I would say about 4 out of the 22 levels had it bad.

The game was set all over the same island. I got tired of the locations especially since they looked so much like Gears but with green.

Yes, too much of the jungle stuff for me. Sub you have to jungle platform to. Underground you have to jungle in and out of, fortress-church-anything in jungle, car-jetski-walk in jungle. It all ran together for me.

It's just my opinion. Can never believe when people ask if someone played the game just because they disagree. So rude.

I played it all on a huge HD screen with surround sound. It was a nice game, but is getting a lot of attention because there is not much else of note on the PS3.

I don't think people would be going crazy over this game is LBP or Killzone 2 came out at the same time.
 
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nelsonroyale

Member
Drinky Crow said:
sully: "i'm too old for this shit, nate"

nate: "you weren't too old for that waitress in rio de janeiro!"

sully: "i just can't keep up"

nate: "you sure could keep it up for that bartender in asuncion!"

sully: "this old ticker's gonna fail"

nate: "but the ol' dicker sure worked like a charm with that table dancer in the seychelles!"

sully: "<groan>"

nate: "i bet you made that stripper back in jamaica groan like that, too!"

sully: "fuck you, nate, you stupid shit"

nate: "i bet you fucked that porn star in brasilia in her stupid shit!"

sully: "i swear to god you jugheaded fuck if you do not shut the fuck up so help me god i will cut your ass off"

nate: "i bet that sweet little aerobics instructor back in belize swore to god too when you. uh. helped her. uh, uhh. fucked her. uh. ass off."

sully: <draws gun>

sully: <shoots nate but ricoshades of his gun handle and kills Drinky>

all: <applause>
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BruceLeeRoy

Banned
GameGamer said:
I don't think people would be going crazy over this game is LBP or Killzone 2 came out at the same time.
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Thank you so so much for saying you prefered the old Indiana Jones games better that clarified a lot for me.
 
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nelsonroyale

Member
GameGamer said:
I play on a large 2007 1080p set via HDMI. The game had a TON of tearing for me. Not everywhere. But I would say about 4 out of the 22 levels had it bad.

The game was set all over the same island. I got tired of the locations especially since they looked so much like Gears but with green.

Yes, too much of the jungle stuff for me. Sub you have to jungle platform to. Underground you have to jungle in and out of, fortress-church-anything in jungle, car-jetski-walk in jungle. It all ran together for me.

It's just my opinion. Can never believe when people ask if someone played the game just because they disagree. So rude.

I played it all on a huge HD screen with surround sound. It was a nice game, but is getting a lot of attention because there is not much else of note on the PS3.

I don't think people would be going crazy over this game is LBP or Killzone 2 came out at the same time.
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eh, you say people shouldnt intrude on others opinions then you presume to say how others would react in a given situation...irony, no?
 
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Basch

Member
GameGamer said:
I play on a large 2007 1080p set via HDMI. The game had a TON of tearing for me. Not everywhere. But I would say about 4 out of the 22 levels had it bad.

The game was set all over the same island. I got tired of the locations especially since they looked so much like Gears but with green.

Yes, too much of the jungle stuff for me. Sub you have to jungle platform to. Underground you have to jungle in and out of, fortress-church-anything in jungle, car-jetski-walk in jungle. It all ran together for me.

It's just my opinion. Can never believe when people ask if someone played the game just because they disagree. So rude.

I played it all on a huge HD screen with surround sound. It was a nice game, but is getting a lot of attention because there is not much else of note on the PS3.

I don't think people would be going crazy over this game is LBP or Killzone 2 came out at the same time.
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I don't think he was asking you. Care to share why you thought you were included in those statements? Either way, though, it is perfectly acceptable to ask of such. The person's comments can misguide other people if they are based on false propositions. But did you get the cure? :D
 
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Byakuya769

Member
slade said:
Dialogue could have been a lot worse, Heavenly Sword worse. For what it was and what it needed to accomplish, it worked.
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Heavenly sword had bad dialogue? I find it weird that two games that give the most cinematic experience I've ever had in a video game are being dissed for "bad" dialogue. Tell me, what game has "good" dialogue?
 
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nelsonroyale

Member
Byakuya769 said:
Heavenly sword had bad dialogue? I find it weird that two games that give the most cinematic experience I've ever had in a video game are being dissed for "bad" dialogue. Tell me, what game has "good" dialogue?
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Bad Dudes and Gears!
 
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