Y'all some picky MFers. I don't see how the Sand Snakes were so terrible. Obara's speech was pretty much straight from the book. The other Sand Snakes barely said anything except for, "Yo we killin' Myrcella or what?" I told you to get ready for the medieval Sailor Moon squad when I saw those matching outfits last year.
BREAKDOWN:
+I enjoyed Tyrion and Jorah's boat trip. I think Dinklage is striking a good balance between the more melancholy aspects of Tyrion's character during ADWD while also keeping his wit. I think they are 100% going to encounter the Stone Men with all the obvious foreshadowing this season.
+Speaking of boats, the conversation between Jaime and Bronn was also entertaining. I thought it was quite interesting that Jaime openly showed disdain for Tyrion killing Tywin when in the books Tyrion is the one who thinks negatively of Jaime.
+Pryce has done an incredible job as the High Sparrow. He is very nuanced, showing both sides of the character very subtly. He is definitely the standout new character this season. Not quite sure what I think of the Faith Militant yet. They definitely seem a bit more extreme when compared to their book counterparts. Also the whole anti-gay thing seems sort of out of nowhere. They just slap around sinners but straight up murder gay guys?
+Poor Tommen. He just wants to eat dinner and bang Margaery. His expanded role is certainly a positive change from the books. I can't wait for the twenty minute scene where he inducts Ser Pounce into the Kingsguard.
+GIVE STANNIS THE FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD. I know Stannis is a highly criticized character since he is such a fan favorite among book nerds, but nevertheless, Dillane really brings out all facets of the character. I'm worried that this is all a set up to just kill of Shireen. NO JUST NO
+R+L=J. Good god, they were hammering it in this episode. They hammer it in a lot in the books, but we constantly get Rhaegar name drops in every title, yet it seems like they've just shoved all this info into this episode.
+Look, I'm not a fan of Selmy dying either, but he at least looked fearsome in his fight scene.
+Mel got naked
-They're really fumbling the Dorne stuff. The fight scene with the horsemen was pretty useless. One of the strengths in the series is that the action sequences tell a story themselves and serve as an exciting climax to a story arc. Here it was just... there. It's been four episodes and only ONE small scene with Doran? Hell we haven't even heard from Trystane and Myrcella and it was heavily rumored that they had a much-expanded plotline. The season will be halfway over next week, what are they waiting for?
-WHERE'S THEON? Like some of the Dornish folks, he's barely been featured this season. He has the best ADWD chapters and yet he's almost completely forgotten. MY NAMESAKE
-Although Littlefinger basically spelled out his entire plan this episode, it still more or less doesn't make sense. Keeping Sansa, your ace, in a place run by crazy people with an army about to crash down upon it, seems insane. I have no idea what Littlefinger is trying to do, and not in a master manipulator kind of way, but in a "you're fucking up" kind of way.
-Dany is taken down a peg in ADWD, but killing off Selmy and a lot of Unsullied is taking her down too many pegs. They threw her peg off the board. Who does Dany have now? DAARIO? I know they are trying to set up the Hizdahr marriage, but I don't think they need to go this far. I also feel like they killed way too many Unsullied. She has a finite amount of those, so even ONE getting killed is a big deal and basically jumpstarts the whole guerilla war. They are being demoted to Stormtroopers. Jorah, Grey Worm, and Super Daario wiped out a bunch of mercs and took Yunkai by themselves, yet like a half dozen Unsullied can't take out some untrained goobers in masks that must be hard to see out of? At least Selmy's fight scene was cool, but I would have liked to see a grander exit for him.
There were a lot of good scenes, but the direction of some of the storylines is a bit bizarre and troubling. I think Dorne will probably play out as expected in the end, but Dany and Sansa are on a crazy train to who knows where.