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*UNMARKED SPOILERS ALL BOOKS* Game of Thrones |OT| - Season 6 Offseason Thread
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His ship will be named the "Bad Pussy."
Ape Gone Insane
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Shuggananas
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Yeah but we're talking about a frail young woman and a dude with 2 toes and half his manhood who eats dogfood.
Anyway they survived that's for sure, if they didn't they would have showed it. It's just stupid.
Kevan/Pycelle dying, Jon's warging, Bran shenanigans, Tower of joy and the likes, Iron islands stuff. There's still some to spoil.We have finally reached the TV/Books singularity.
Is the SPOILERS warning even applicable any more?
The Smoking Bun
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One of the Dothraki should have been Jai Courtney so they could do cross promotion with the new Terminator movie
Embarassing honestly. Although that's not Bollywood. That's Kollywood named after Koddambakkam in Tamil Nadu, India.
they must have been tempted I'm sure
Bollywood also gives you stuff like this:
Embarassing honestly. Although that's not Bollywood. That's Kollywood named after Koddambakkam in Tamil Nadu, India.
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Deleted member 30609
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I didn't notice the CG during the walk. Hmm.
Basileus777
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We have finally reached the TV/Books singularity.
Is the SPOILERS warning even applicable any more?
Soon the book thread will need to be a walled garden to protect the innocents from evil show spoilers.
God Emperor Bran Stark IMO.
Spirit of Jazz
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It was pointed out in the other thread, but most of the cliffhangers in the books tended to have some glimmer of hope. Take the Jon cliffhanger for example; in the show he's just shanked, in the books there's signs of him warning and the scenes leading up to and the act of his murder fulfil the Azor Ahai prophecy. Then again I enjoyed the books more than most and thought the removal of Danny shitting for a chapter was the only good change from the books.
Bollywood also gives you stuff like this:
Bollywood has more realistic action and story-telling sequences than D&D confirmed!
Ignatz Mouse
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I haven't been posting a lot, but:
Littlefinger makes no sense this season. Why did he do that? What benefit to him?
Stannis is dead.
In the book, Theon jumps into really deep snow. That didn't look deep at all. They made a point of portraying the thaw. Are they supposed to be dead? If so, Sansa's whole arc was stupid.
In the last thread, somebody pointed out that the Sand Snakes are trying to force war, that actually makes sense.
Jon being killed by friends was way more powerful in the book.
Arya's story resolved quite nicely, I like how they tweaked it.
All in all, it was relatively satisfying considering the choices they made up to this point, but the season's still something of a mess.
Littlefinger makes no sense this season. Why did he do that? What benefit to him?
Stannis is dead.
In the book, Theon jumps into really deep snow. That didn't look deep at all. They made a point of portraying the thaw. Are they supposed to be dead? If so, Sansa's whole arc was stupid.
In the last thread, somebody pointed out that the Sand Snakes are trying to force war, that actually makes sense.
Jon being killed by friends was way more powerful in the book.
Arya's story resolved quite nicely, I like how they tweaked it.
All in all, it was relatively satisfying considering the choices they made up to this point, but the season's still something of a mess.
To be perfectly honsest, for a few seconds there I thought "they fucking flew all the way to Moat caillin?!"
You know, when Daario and Jorah are leaving the audience chamber, Daario says "we have much to discuss", he was about to come clean that he's Euron, right?
The Smoking Bun
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LOL! God forbid you commit an actual crime... they'll ship you off to Ramsay Bolton!
They should really do that now. Give the Ironborn some importance.
We have finally reached the TV/Books singularity.
Is the SPOILERS warning even applicable any more?
There are still a few outstanding book details which will probably be used to flavor season 6:
- Sam in the Citadel learning about jack shit while Faceless Men carry out a top secret mission
- Euron at the Kingsmoot with his 20 bad pussies and a dragonhorn
- While Dany is away someone might try to steal the remaining two dragons
Wait, did I miss something? I didn't think it 'resolved' at all...
Anton Sugar
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This.
I feel bad for this, but there was something a little comical about Jon's death, IMO. Like, "everyone, gather round for your chance to stab Jon Snow!". And Jon is just standing the whole time, and then that awful attempt at payoff with Olly.
It made me think about the Airplane! panic attack scene, actually.
Yeah it is a neat way to keep Tyrion busy. Plus it gives time for Kevan to be built up in Season 6 so Varys can end him later.
Count of Monte Sawed-Off
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Well on the plus side they're at least properly adapting one aspect of the book.
Agreed, and their banter is one of the best written parts of the show (not saying that much, lately)
Spirit of Jazz
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I think that element of their plot made sense. Them killing Myrcella 5 yards from the dock in front of a man who showed he had his guards loyalty, could subdue them with ease and promised to kill them if they tried any shit again made a little less sense. Add to that the fact that they established the poison took a few days to get to Bron, which would have made way more sense for the assassination, caused the writing to look pretty stupid.
WrenchNinja
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Reminder, Brienne stared at a fucking tower for more than half a season looking for something to do
Remember when people said she was going to do some spy shit like Mance and rescue Sansa
Just fucking lol
Remember when people said she was going to do some spy shit like Mance and rescue Sansa
Just fucking lol
Well this got dark quickly.
Yeah, you can only push your luck so far.
This jump is actually closer to what happened in the show: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=78b_1423314633
Shuggananas
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No it's not ? You-ron, that doesn't sound like urine (you-reen ?)
Anton Sugar
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What was her plan for Stannis, even? Just hope to stumble upon Stannis in the aftermath of the battle? What was she going to do if that exact sequence of events didn't happen?
Moff
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well we won't see all three of them, and they actually might settle for victarion as the name, it's a more memorable name
We should take bets on when the winter raven will arrive in season 6. Episode 1? Episode 5? Episode 9? Episode 10?
He'll be made Warden of the North.
He'll be made Warden of the North.
Atraveller
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"Best pussy." *winks*
Man sounds like S6 is going to be super awesome!
Maybe when Tyene leaned in on him she slipped him some of the antidote or something dumb like that.
Basileus777
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It's Brienne, the woman who wandered door to door asking about a red haired maiden in the books. She's not good at plans.
Ganzlinger
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I am #teamRamsay now
Oh god, please no.
On the upside, Euron could be what rescues this series now. He's a fucking pirate.
If the first shot of Season 6 is Euron on The Silence I'll be able to relax.
Veritigo_X
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20 good bad pussies.
toastyToast
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bad pussy + good medicine
Shuggananas
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D&D : "who cares she killed him in the end lol"
If the big battle towards the end of the season is Euron laying siege on the Citadel, then it could really be pretty awesome!
Ignatz Mouse
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"Resolved" is the wrong word, but I like how they got to that point, and where they left it.
spootime
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lmao
Why would this happen?
Ignatz Mouse
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Sam's going to be pretty disappointed when he gets to the Citadel, but at least he will be warm.
The Smoking Bun
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