I missed the episode last night due to family stuff, so having just now watched it, here are my thoughts (none of which, I'm guessing, are any new):
The Good:
+ Wall stuff was good. I like seeing Davos take charge of the loyal few and Melisandre being in a funk. I also enjoyed the scene of Thorne trying to convince the masses that he did what had to be done; it had the right undertone of "turn on me and you lot are definitely fucked". I knew they weren't going to bring Jon back in the very first episode, so for now I'm expecting the resurrection will be the culmination of Episode 3 (maybe even 4).
+ Ramsay and Roose continues to be one of the most interesting dynamics by far. Ramsay's brief moment of human emotion was great and that "good meat" line was the perfect way to transition back to the norm. I really love the tension between father and son; it's delivered so nicely in both the dialogue and Ramsay's body language around dear ol' dad.
+ Speaking of great two-man pairings, Tyrion and Varys gives me hope for Meereen without Dany. I like the idea that the two of them will be up to their knees in bullshit trying to handle the Sons of the Harpy. I really want to see them put their heads together trying to stay one step ahead of the cutthroats.
+ As much as Jaime's "fuck everyone but us" line fell flat (to my ears), I really do want to see the Lannisters in full-on revenge mode. I don't really want to see an entire season of Cersei fawning over Tommen only to have him get ganked in episode 9, so hopefully Cersei cranks up the spite and anger (looking your way, Sparrow).
The Bad:
- They did it. They found a way to make the Dornish even more cringeworthy than last season. The utter shit of Season 5 Dorne has now become a diarrhea geyser in the very first episode. I am honestly kinda impressed. I was hoping against hope that we would at least see Hotah mowing down motherfuckers with that axe at some point, but I guess not.
- I really don't know what to make of Dany's captivity (and Jorah's and Daario's pursuit), but the first episode did nothing to hook me on this particular storyline. Going to Vaes Dothrak sounds like a real dead-end, and while that sounds like the ideal place for a "rescue" attempt, I'm not sure I'll be interested by the time that happens. The brief exchange between Jorah and Daario didn't really offer much in the way of chemistry; I figure that has to change and that tensions over Dany will inevitably bubble over, but who knows.
The Ugly:
. The chase scene in the Northern woods was just... awkward; it was neither terrible nor strong, only awkward. River is freezing cold? Let's wade through it and keep hurrying on like it's nothing. Then, Theon walking ten feet away from Sansa was just really dumb. I was waiting for one of the riders to point and go "I can see her from here, you know". Brienne saving the day was nice as it finally gives her something to do, but it looks like we're probably in for more walking and talking. I can't wait to see what Brienne has to say when she actually realizes "Oh right, you're Theon, the guy who turned on his best friend and caused a big shitstorm at Winterfell."
All in all, it was decent. I've altogether abandoned hope for a couple storylines, but I'm still looking forward to most of them.